USO JUST WENT UP FROM $2 TO $18 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS I'M SO FUCKING RICH AHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA...

USO JUST WENT UP FROM $2 TO $18 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS I'M SO FUCKING RICH AHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Me too bro unfortunately I think it was like a 1:8 reverse split or some shieeetttt so your actual value didn't change, just the price and quantity of shares. I'm pretty sure you're trolling though

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Because of the reverse split

awesome user make sure to sell and actually take your profits this time... dont sit thinking oh well it'll keep going up hurr durr .... sell and make a fuck ton of cash right now

>USO JUST WENT UP FROM $2 TO $18 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS I'M SO FUCKING RICH AHAHAHAHAHAHA I WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING WIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why are reverse splits a thing even? Is it purely to make it seem like the stock isn't dumping?

I bought $600 worth at $3... if it actually did go to 18 instead of the split I would have made $3000 in profit. Not bad.

It's just american oilchads outjewing the jew

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FUCKING REVERSE SPLIT BROS I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD WTF IS HAPPENING

>the average user on Yas Forums stares at 20 minute delayed charts and talks about securities that have trading disabled

>On April 22, United States Oil Fund announced that it would do a reverse split of its stock. The 1-for-8 reverse split is scheduled to take place after the market closes on Tuesday, April 28.

>Starting the next day on April 29, shareholders will see the impact. What's likely to happen is that the stock price for the new shares after the reverse split will be about eight times higher than their price from before the reverse split. For instance, if U.S. Oil Fund closes around $3 per share, the new shares would likely trade at roughly $24 per share.
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he doesnt know kek

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>Could've made an easy 31k

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I THOUGHT I GOT OFF THIS RIDE FOR GOOD I THOUGHT I MADE IT FUCK THIS WORLD I HATE IT HERE

way to go champ

SHOULD I SELL THIS SHIT STOCK FOR MORE CHAINLINK THEN OR NOT???

>I'M SO FUCKING RICH
they took every eight of your stocks and reverse split them to make 1 stock. You're not rich, you're just a faggot and have probably lost money cause stock splits are seen as really bad. It's generally done when the security is crashing with no survivors in an effort to try to save it which USO was doing. Also the bit about spreading out the contracts

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>>Could've made an easy 31k
shut the fuck up, please shut the fuck up

Hold it, it's gonna go back to $2 and we will be able to laugh at you.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT JUST TELL ME DO I SELL OR NOT? DO I BUY MORE CHAINLINK? I NEED ANSWERS

>what is a resplit

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Wow great job OP you should buy more

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dont sell, I'm holding too. rn USO has staked 30% on the july contract. You didnt make the money you think you did off the reverse split

>DO I BUY MORE CHAINLINK?
How is that even a question, yes of course

>shut the fuck up, please shut the fuck up

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hook a nigga up richfag

dum dum, reverse split!

FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK

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Kek, this thread is hilarious

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meanwhile in the real world i am seething cause i actually shorted this pos and now my puts are worthless even tho it will still get obliterated

it's never been easier to make money trading boomer stocks than it is right now....and retards like OP is the reason why. retard normies buying all the bags on Robinhood