/smg/ - Stock Market General

Carl money.
youtube.com/watch?v=6WDzkou8GyE

I was the original thread splitter like 2 weeks ago(?) but had no hand in this one.

I think some guy just made a new general because the current one was about to 404, but didn't include the sticky. Basically what I did. Then the mad autistists just made more duplicates with the sticky in protest.

Kind of fun to watch.

here

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NET will pump EOD

ET will hit $10 in the next 3 weeks

DFEN will print when Boeing and RTX moon.

SOXL isn't that bad.

Thanks for listening to my shill.

>implying I would own a shit-tier console like a playstation

crypto is that way

good time to buy AMD?

but this is bullish in this market
WHERE IS THE PUMP

I'm thinking kohls. Am I a faggot?

What CC to buy for next week? My MSFT gets assigned today or tomorrow. Thinking of some defense company stuff for a change.
Also BYND honestly looks great, but I dont know...

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What's it like buying the top?
Just made some tea and moved my stop loss into profit.

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> Boeing and RTX moon.
way too many idiots itt

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nope
please spend a billion
... by 5/1

I only respect cunny, bros.

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>tp
>tp
based

>tfw bear
>tfw 12% gain in one day
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/text-letter-president-speaker-house-representatives-president-senate-72/

>18784537
HOW IS THAT IN ANY WAY AT ALL BETTER THAN LYING ABOUT HAVING 300 GORILLION USERS THEN THERE IS NO REACTION AT ALL INSTEAD IT GOES UP A FEW PERCENTAGES
FUCK ZOOM HOLY SHIT

they may or may not suspend divvy next Q but they are decent otherwise, low p/e, lots of cash, focused on multiplatform sales

>The chad thread maker vs the virgin attention whore

If someone makes an /smg/ thread after someone else and refuses to do the right thing and delete it, I'll go out of my way to fuck with them as much as possible. This is the way.

next week is going to be a bloodbath

so do i vanguard or td ameritrade

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wow it’s fucking nothing!

Hope my MITT gamble pays off

> I'll go out of my way to fuck with them as much as possible.
that's pretty autistic. If you care so much, keep an eye on the bump limit and have a new thread ready to be posted when it hits.

>burn status:
>[X] sick
>[ ] not sick

You can't delete threads you imbecile

Sure they do

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TD Ameritrade. You can buy Vanguard on TD amer

EXTREMLY BULLISH
>The U.S. death toll from the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 rose above 60,000 on Thursday, as President Donald Trump said he would not extend federal social-distancing guidelines that are set to expire tonight.

Accumulate REFR

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>makes the same predictions every week
How does it feel to be wrong over and over

How much do I need to have in my brokerage account before I qualify for a gf?

Yes you can, I do it all the time as do other people.

DHT bro around?

Here. kinda want to switch but not so bad

if you're gonna be a tard and daytrade then go TD

if you're a chad and gonna buy, hold, and invest, go with Vanguard

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Guys this is a total nothing burger. Only killed 200k boomers. Its flattening now, so we should open up. Gotta get people back to work and satisfy the pent up demand. Soon we will be back to normal and the stock market has already made a V recovery. By June its like nothing happened. Just think of it like a vacation.

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$25k. Say "thank you" to Elizabeth Warren.

lol UAVS actually had a bounce