/smg/ poor noob edition

You don't have to exercise options you clown

Why is everything red?

You're either writing an option and have no choice in the matter, or you are buying the option and (since you have so little money you can never exercise), you always lose 100% of the option cost with 0 chance of any upside.
Stop having an IQ in the negatives, it's impressive but not in a charming way.

unemployment numbers for last week came in, total number is over 30 million.

You are so fucking dumb

Guess who's back


Back again


Bobo's back


Tell a friend


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Congrats on your extra chromosomes I guess.

Because it doesn't follow the tradition of /smg/ copy pasta format. You newfags need to die.

/smg/ is a crypto board. Literally why it was made

No it's not, biz existed way before crypto was popular and being shilled by pajeets.