/smg/ - stonk market general

Im going to have 800 dollars to spend what should I buy

I see no nuka cola user. Just a whore.

HELP - does anyone know why I have only 9 shares left in USO 3 even though I bought 71 shares a few days ago???

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Do you jerk off to hentai all day you faggot?

WTI oil bath is almost prepped

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Reminder that puts are NOT welcome here.
Reminder that betting against Elon is betting against humanity's last great hope

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FUCK POWELL
FUCK MNUCHIN
FUCK DUMB BULLS
FUCK FAKE AND GAY MARKET

wtf is even that outfit?

I hope companies move at least part of the production out of china after this shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHA UAVS

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2D girls can’t be whores

i really like that picture can i save it

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Never

what will i tell my grandmother? her cancer fund is gone

Anything recommended for tonight's/tomorrows results?

Got Amazon already, might take a gamble on clorox

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based, you buying any more $FRO after the dump?

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Just nodded off for a few minutes while watching the market and entered that state of dreaming where you're half asleep and half awake, able to fully comprehend what's going on in your dream, and I was gambling at a casino and this older guy in a big white cowboy hat came up to me and said

>"When a man has more profit than chips, he has lawless speculation"

I can't decide if that's based or not.

Oh woe is me i'll just have to console myself with capital gains

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>started doing staggered limit buys instead of market purchasing like a retard

I’m slowly learning

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>tumblr
>dumbfuck question
>anime shit

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You were robbed by the market merchant of gainz theft, bomb iran now of the merchant will steal your remaining profits

the official power animal of /smg/

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What’s the play, boys? I jumped out of CCL and MGM Today with hefty profits, looking for something else to jump into while they reset

Pathetic wh*Te bois last hope

how do i lie about something so i can make a bunch of money and then say "whoopsie!" afterwards but still have the bunch of money?

I’m rarely on Yas Forums, but I do have a few stocks in it. I’m new to investing and only have about $800 in the market. My goal is another $200 and to at least double my gains, which I’m very close to.

:(
Ill nvr feel soft girl skin.

Anyone else just buys anything the pumps decently for the first 15 minutes then rides it out till signs of turning?

FUCK CHINA
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Actual official animal of /SMG/
>im blasting off bros, nothing but good things ahead

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When do I get margin called?

they cant get you laid either

This is why I will never buy nio or any chink stock

Why is their question dumb

I have a question: GUSH was previously trading at 1000 and now its 40~. is this another shitty leveraged etf like USO that is kind of a scam or is it gonna go back to 1000?

Reminder that Elongated Muskrat is a salesman who panders to the reddit crowd

teach me your buys, I always end up buying the top

i just lost my son's HRT fund

anybody got anything I can throw $100 at and turn it into a yang by the EOD?

here

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kek

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Im going to be watching UAL as it will most likely indicate what will happen when earnings come in for other airlines

as soon as trading resumes and it goes to zero

And?

I was going to buy a bunch more when it hit 9 but now it's at 9.50ish so I'll see what happens
might go deeper tomorrow

OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY

Oh I can't WAIT to be at here

Damn nice. I wish I had enough capital for dividends to be worth it.

Just use tradingview's stock screener, filter anything below 2m volume, then watch who pumps for the first 15 minutes. Enter then put the closing price of yesterday as your stop.

based

>he's already defensive
bruh you've only seen Q1. what are you going to do when Q3 ends up being dismal too? ET will probably still be nice to have I think.

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leveraged etf scam

This was literally everything I had left in savings
I feel sick

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>>official Yas Forums discord
>discord gg xe33qt
wtf is this shit?

ET maybe

Smart money has all sorts of puts here

It's a US company and he's an American lel

Where tranny anime posters go.

just look at the 5 year chart and let me know what you think, do some research on ETN's before committing capital to something for gods sake.

2nd thread with “stonk” in the title
reddit.com/r/stonks/
Fuck off and stay there

>tfw fell for the UAV meme
>tfw bought at the top
>tfw should have fell for the tanker meme instead

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Post bussy, I have a load to invest

For me it's ecchi shonen and VTSAX

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trading view does not have readable candlesticks

a place to lose money and get fucked by the feds, sec, and cftc i'm sure.

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CVEchad where we at
And why isn't it mooning on crude rally

This is my dream and all I want in life. How much capital did it take to make it?

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that's a man

We are seeing some serious shit with UAVS
Look at this
nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
It's halted indefinitely
I've never seen anything like it

What, you thought discord trannies were a myth user?

Can somebody explain if I’m just a retard or not (I am). I’m new to investing because of the pandemic to get some gains. I’m more looking for short-term because I feel that they’ll go up even more. Am I just lucky because of this shit and should cash out or just hold it until the market stabilizes again (around August).

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NAT, DHT, FRO

Ooof.

I don’t care at this point

how much is that? 3mln? 300k?

lol

That's around $300-400k

What the fuck is going on? It's unemployment day and we're down? Even after all those great q1 earnings?

Where are all the UAV bagholders?

Ahahahahahaha

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Reddit answer
The dick only makes it better

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Good, that's what you get for investing in a fake shill which coolant doesn't even have hovering drones or faa licensing needed. Good luck with the SEC charges, faggot.

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My other NG divvy champ is starting to pay off now as well. They have some debt issues which are a bit concerning, but also there's more potential upside

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Thread was made by a redditor, you should have known this after seeing “stonks” in the subject field

crash incoming, m8, hope you're holding cash

good news, you will remember this and know better the next time you hear about a pump and dump shilled by smg

How much do you have invested?!

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you made 100% percent, it's not certain there is enough steam for the rally to continue

how long is uavs gonna be held for??

>great q1 earnings
Joke?

No, I have enough redpill collages about this type of mental illness but the op post was spared from this faggotry so far.

I closed my best position today and bought pretty rocks, it’s been fun /smg/ ill see you all later.

What even is the point to using robinhood when most real brokers don't charge commission anymore.

It will pump at the end user. Have faith on Powell

WE'RE GOING TO WAR MOTHERFUCKERS

based

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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approx tree fiddy

All day

I made the last one, faggot.
I use stonks for all my threads for almost a year now.

They don't charge commission because of RH

This is my dream
Living off of dividends

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/text-letter-president-speaker-house-representatives-president-senate-72/

WAR
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Am I a fool for betting against Apple and their mindless normie drones?

I made amazing gains shorting Blue Apron before their earnings, and I have a feeling people haven't been buying Apple products. Difference is, that Blue Apron was falling apart before the crisis, and Apple was not..

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>make $700
>today lose $1700
fuck my life

Update: Layoffs have started here too, 38 people so far and still early in the morning

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Good dividend calculator?

He's born and raised in china.