/smg/ Stonks

/NukaCola/ - edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/armpit-licking

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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i have 1.2k to spend atm, i want a nice stock portefolio. right now i want to invest in 3 stocks maximum.

no oil for me for the moment lol. i have these in mind for the moment:

WM
DIS
RTX
KO (not sure about this one though)

and could you guys tell me more about these stocks:

IVR & ABR, they look tempting but can't read balance sheets that well for the moment

help me out with this one /smg/

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THANK YOU ENERGY TRANSFER

NOT EVEN EARNINGS YET BTW

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The Yas Forums discord link is discord gg xe33qt
Join, we will interview John McAfee this week........

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DEATH TO THE BOOMER MARKET
Have you praised your based gods of the New Market?

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BUY ET

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should i buy dht or nat?

*provides liquidity and a calm hand

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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DHT

>le stonks
I’ll wait for the next thread

AAAAAAAAAAAH
I BROKE EVEN BUT THEY'RE TAKING AWAY MY GOOD GOY PASS FOR THE DAY

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>we will interview John McAfee
good luck with that if he even bothers to show up
and even if he does, good luck trying to understand his coked up ramblings

Dividends are your friends!
Remember to only buy tankers that reward shareholders by paying a dividend!

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ET will be $9 by TODAY

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Look at those fucking premiums

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very based

Anyone else betting on MGM earnings today.

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Lets have some good news to turn this around

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STOP FUCKING CRABBING FACEBOOK YOU KIKE FUCKS
JUST GO TO 210!

market will die on Friday, screen cap this

>SPOONFEED ME

just bought my gf a bag for over $1500

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oh god baby i opened so red today but if you...
oh god if you...
k-keep doing that i'll...
OHHH FUCK I'M RECOOOOOOOVERING

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my calls are blessed
op is a fag also

rip

nice pennies brah

What’s the next meme penny stock for us, lads?

Thought NET was about to moon there for a moment

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If you can't pick stocks yourself you should be buying index funds retard

Uh

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WHO ELSE IS ON UAVS RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUCK I wish I had bought calls instead of just stock

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>NET
>mooning
NET is a dead meme, take your profits and move on or wait until earnings and hope for a bump and get out

is uav due for another pump? should of fucking sold jfc

ultra
large
crude
carrier

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>bbc.co.uk/news/business-52487343
>The eurozone economy shrank at the sharpest pace on record in the first quarter as the Covid-19 pandemic forced countries into lockdown.
>A first estimate of GDP between January and March showed a contraction of 3.8%, worse than during the financial crisis.
>Separate figures revealed a steep fall in economic activity in France and Spain over the same period.
>In Germany, unemployment has increased though it remains relatively low compared with other nations.
>On Wednesday, the US revealed that its economy had suffered its most severe contraction for more than a decade, after GDP shrank at an annual rate of 4.8%.

is this bullish?

Microsoft
intel
Cisco
Citigroup
Raytheon
visa

just naming a few so you can research

>mfw I bought into UAV hype
>mfw I sold at 5.00 (up 40% for me)
>mfw It immediately crashed after

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feeling pretty good today

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What the heck is this UAVS meme stock?

sold all my tank stocks except NAT at a loss fuck that shit

what should I yolo my last few hundred bucks into

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11 when nothingburger is released it will be dead forever get out

>Selling at the bottom
Based retard

Of course. The worse things get, the better it is for the markets. More unemployment? Great, no need to pay wages. Disrupted supply chains? Great, price gouging time. Fall revenues? Awesome, time to nix our dividend and ask the government for a bailout. All positives.

A partnership with amazon was "leaked" on a youtube video

how the FUCK is it doing so well?

>infrastructure stocks down

>but can't read balance sheets
Then learn it. Check out Shkreli's finance lessons on yt.

i'd fuck that ship, it's hot

BACK TO $60

Unlike Oil, natural gas isn't fucked. The people who buy shit like RDS.B want dividends. ET WILL pay those dividends they want.

accelerates the end of "capitalism"(corp. welfare state)
UVB when?

it immediately crashed because everyone did the same shit and sold but you should have rebought with 40% more money for the biggggg moon son

its natty gas and they're using some of their lines for crude storage

UAVS

What does SERVICENOW actually do?

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Some user posted a rumor, apparently from the owner's daughter's YouTube channel, that Amazon was gonna partner with them and that stock was gonna moon as high as 10 per share.

Reminder that betting against Elon is betting against hope for humanity

Good taste in feral heavy machinery.

>bought the top of $GOLD
>it's not going to beat estimates
Time to hold some bags.

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>zoom

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ok pajeet.
go shill somewhere else

>stocks drop after jobless claims
That wasn't stopping it before why the fuck now

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cloud shit

that seems a bit.........uh..............sketchy

>SPY

GUH

FUCKING
STOP IT
FACEBOOK

A man of culture

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I'm all in so it better work out or I'm fucked. I also have no day trades left

i'll admit, i'm new, but how in the world are index funds near pre-virus levels with earnings reports through the floor.

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>take your profits and move on
heh heh... yeah...

And yet here we are, at $4 when it was around $1 yesterday at start.

MEMESTOCKS

well gl user

that's for boomers and i want to outperform the hedge funds

thanks

watching it right now as we speak, thanks user

Goddamn timezones, I missed the opening pump.

Saint Powell the pure.

my company uses them, IT solutions basically, we utilize their ticketing system integrations to manage authentication for the 9,000+ employees in our company to various IT resources.

Want to make $250 on my tesla put. Don't want to be a pattern day trader. Being low equity is a bad feel.

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spy wtf u doin

With 1.2 k you should buy 1 stock. Thats hardly any money.

If it were me, out of what you listed id put it all on DIS. When Didney released Didney plus it was pushing 140+ a share plus it has a fat divvie, the only risk I see with Disney is how theyre mismanaging Star Wars, and the original group of people who were involved with Marvel are on their way out, so 2 of their largest franchises could be in trouble. On the flip side theyre building more original programming for Didney Plus and the parks will reopen.

ITSM, I’m a ServiceNow admin for my company’s internal team. It does everything from asset management to reporting to internal ordering/catalogs and so much more

I’m actually on a team call rn and shitposting here in the meantime

Fuck off with your boomer market. It's dead.

That's not the reason. We're simply overbought and due for a retraction.

IM INFORMING YOUR MANAGER!

Printer go brrr
youtu.be/sf6rc-O7ig4

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When does the real red start

based ship fucker

Crabbing up slowly. EOD dump is confirmed.

>Buying boomer Faceberg and other tech stocks when you could literally retire on ET and USAC

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Tankers are LITERALLY making 2-3x the amount they made in Q4 19, these are DHT, EURN and FRO have 15% dividend in Q4 19

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did you see yesterdays smg threads
thats why
full of fucking absolute retards fomoing in
the same idiot crowd that made tesla reach 100 a few months ago
stock market is a meme now full of idiots
this crashes soon

Hey bears, what is your final price target for the S&P? inb4 0

is ET expected to go up?

thats ok I work for the nsa and i shit post here as well.

0

>im not making money so everyone else is an idiot
poor bobo, go back into hibernation