/smg/ - Stock Market General

Say something nice about this guy. He's the best (((trader))).

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I think Nagatoro counts as cunny.

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I FELL FOR THE TANKER MEME

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i missed the greatest market buying opportunity of my lifetime

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MSFT LMT NEE TOT PSX CVX EPD COP FANG ENB

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stop selling shell you faggots

WHERE MY SHELL/BROS/ AT?

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it was on CNBC 45 seconds prior to my post

also hear a lot of shit like "this has now killed more than died in the vietnam war"
the fucking population has DOUBLED since the vietnam war
the flu kills more every single year than the vietnam war
car accidents kill more every single year than the vietnam war

it's emotional string-pulling that is working like crazy on women and effeminate men

j;lkasjdf;lkjasdf

>he bought RDS
lmao learn to read a balance sheet

What would Cramer buy today??

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Who else /cash gang/?

Good morning folks. Lots of data is coming out today. Should be pretty shitty data and that means we'll go up another 200 points.

I'm not sure I entirely understand, is everyone just selling because of the dividend cut?

They don't even have the percentage change on their future counters

You think they care about anything but viewers and ratings???

Armpit’s are the true gentleman’s fetish.
Additionally it’s getting awfully reddit in here lately and I think we all know the cure..

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Fun news today. Place your bets.

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EAT SHIT YOU PIECE OF SHIT BULL TARD ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE THE REASON FOR BUYING AT INCREASED PRICES YESTERDAY
TODAY YOU FUCKING DIE

some people have a lot of money
like... a lot
and they get even more money through dividends

Waiting for the second dip here.

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Don't piss off the old people, they vote. This is actually bullish for oil.

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prices will never go back up. ever
i must see substantial profit every single day in order to be successful

that's all the stock is good for

I don't feel so good anons. What does this Mean?

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Who the fuck pays for my loss now? The fucking bull cult has baited me into buying back in.

Law suit action incoming.

They also couldn't meet the objectives they had set up.
globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/04/30/2024854/0/en/ROYAL-DUTCH-SHELL-PLC-FIRST-QUARTER-2020-UNAUDITED-RESULTS.html

>I think we all know the cure..
goreposting?

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>19 hours ago
Just more bullish news.

Whats a good play at open, made some good ones at close (bought some MSFT, and TSLA calls) but those crude shorts are getting heavy

I want to buy stonks today but I'm still too vagene

You know who isn't cutting their dividend?

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A ban on foreign oil.

feels good owning KHC
what a great stock

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Just imagine the fleets of oil tankers left abandoned to drift the seas when every oil producing country introducest protectionist measures and bans foreign oil

only buy when everything is green

a god among Yas Forums users

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ruh roh....

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Bad earnings = pump
Good earnings = dump
It's all so simple, I understand now.

Plus liberal use of nigger, kike, etc. Gotta keep the subhumans out.

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Amazon is fucked.

It's going to get dumped hard .

fuck it. getting more HLX and some NAT today.

I started buying stocks on March 13, the first vid on investing I watched was Ackman's lemonade analogy and I'm up 20% right now. Based Jew.

Esto es un hombre.