I don't get it

People complain that they are poor, that things are bad, that they can not save up enough money, that the stock markets does not yield enough returns, that they can not retire by 40.
And yet: All they have to do is buy a bag of LINK and wait.
Why are people so stupid?

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Because they are not deserving. You, me and everyone else on this board ended up here for a reason. Those other guys did not. I've never shilled it to anyone irl except for 2 people who I felt deserve knowing. Neither of them bought in. I don't care though, fuck EM ALL.

Alright I come on here every day and see this shit and I'm finally considering buying in. What should I know? Had to submit my coinbase account for ID verification because my phone number changed since the last time I logged in; that's how little I trade crypto. Convince me to buy this shit

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Owning crypto buys you a screaming child soon to be deceased

Seems sketchy LINKtards

>Convince me to buy this shit
You will be Part of the journey

Are you sure?

fuck mang; talking to me in riddles and shit

How do I know I can trust you? A month ago a guy told me to buy this, said it was going to one dollar, it never even hit a penny.

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I'll only share this with you because you have immaculate grammar user.

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Trust me, you bought the wrong premier biomedical...

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Which guy?

If you're not a retard, Yas Forums has been telling people to buy ChainLink literally since before people could buy it. The "you had 2 years" meme is actually going on 3 years now. There's still a ton of upside to ChainLink and ETH. Basically DYOR but if you understand smart contacts and the oracle problem and you have an ounce of creativity and vision you'd see how they're good investments

lol imagine coming to this board and not having a fat link stack, just holy christ...

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So I should only believe you when you say buy and no one else? Isnt Yas Forums wrong 100% of the time?

Here's the schizos counter-argument pasta:

Why did Assblaster fud XRP? Why is there a literal black magick cult built around LINK? Why has LINK been the most heavily shilled/reverse-fudded token on Yas Forums? And don't forget the vast number of vaporware scams "partnered" with LINK (see DAG, OCEAN, COTI, QNT, ONE, RSR, RLC - ALL SATSGANG PUMP AND DUMPS THAT ARE PARTNERED WITH LINK).

Even if LINK takes off - what's your plan? To live off of staking rewards? Then that would make you a slave to Chainlink. Is that any better than the slave you are today? Sure, you can NEET. But you lose your agency and power.

Aren't you supposed to do the opposite of what Yas Forums does? WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE ALL OF Yas Forums IS A PSYOP? MEMES GO FROM HERE TO REDDIT TO NORMIES. LINK IS A MEME, THE LONGEST LASTING MEME ON Yas Forums. 1K "SUICIDE STACK" COSTS NEARLY $4K, MORE THAN MOST 20-SOMETHINGS HAVE IN SAVINGS.

LINK IS A TRAP. WAKE UP YOU SHEEP.

Honestly just DYOR.

I truly don't care if you buy or don't. I merely suggest you stop having retards spoon-feed you shit (and there are plenty of retards slinging trash).

Read a little, rub your brain cells together, make your own judgements, and think about how you want to spend your money.

Or alternatively buy it because of the memes and enjoy the ride

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How do I profit off of Europes cuckold fetish?

Start a bull service, buy a couple of west africans to get started

You need nuts to get nuts. Some people will just never make it. Good for you for trying. I don't even bother.

Since late 2017 I have felt so comfy

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>convince me
Lol faggot, you need to convince yourself

Just bought link. I was thinking about buying like 16 months ago, shame I didn't. That's why I couldnt hold off this time.

We're in an accumulation period just like back then. The price is just higher.

Is it bad that sometimes I feel closer to a bunch of randoms online for this reason lol

I thought about buying it back when it was 30 cents. Finance friend told me not to and look where we’re at now. Should I buy in still? Schilling and memes aside is it worth it at current price?

How many link should I have before the end of the year?

With these digits it indicates, You are part of my collective unconcius.

It’s hard for many to grasp that their respective smart contract protocol is inherently reliant on LINK. Bring it up to any ETH, XTZ, ADA, EOS, TRX, etc Maxi and you’ll see many are in denial or resort to things like “muh my blockchain doesn’t need an oracle” or my personal favorite, “muh our devs are building an in house oracle”. They will all bend the knee in time user, there is no viable alternative at this point.

Lost it at:
>My first job I was a crew member at McDonald's with this old wagecuck: a Jew named Pajeet

Holy shit youre HODLing this horseshit too. I have 10k shares and its flat. occasionally i'll check it and its up a couple bucks but mostly it just sits there. best of all etrades incompetent asses bought at the absolute height of my limit, so for what i paid i should have almost 20k shares.