/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Economy has completely collapsed
>Stocks all time high
*sips*

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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investopedia.com/terms/m/mr-market.asp
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Give me your best divvy stocks.

I have an announcement

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first for fuck niggers

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I can't stop eating pastrami sandwiches

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Helb me, bulls :-DDD

I am durning indo a bear :-DDDD

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6th for AMDChads

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futures red rip bulls

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I told you. Pembina Pipeline (PPL.TO) on the Toronto stock exchange.

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GM, XOM

REML
MORT
RWX
RDS.B
GZPFY
OGZPY
RSX
DFE

Should be all 7%-30% yields

>just got over covid
reminder that if you actually die from this baby-tier flu you deserve to die for having shit genes, shit life/diet choices or being past your expiration date

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Everyone in America, please shush. This user has an announcement.

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based

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I’ve lost everything

The only Red is going to be bears blood running through the streets

*ahem*
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK CUNNYPOSTERS
and finally
FUCK THE JANNIES WHO DELETES /SIG/ POSTS ON Yas Forums

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>bought the top on NAT
why do I always do stupid shit like this?

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SELL EVERYTHING. SELL EVERYTING RIGHT NOW!!! SELL

SELL SELL!!!!
FUCKING SEELLLLLLLLL!L!!!!!!!

You still have us.

How can I invest in eastern Finland?

>NRGU
YOU TRULY IS MY NRGGU
>bought at $2.20

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>FUCK THE JANNIES WHO DELETES /SIG/ POSTS ON Yas Forums

truly the cherry on top. Excellent announcement, friend. This shall ruminate throughout the centuries.

im gonna hop into the market.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I LOSE MY LINKIES FOR NO REASON

post positions

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Where is that user who bought 3.2 million worth of s&p puts?

I will have 200 WHOLE dollars to invest with tomorrow
What do I invest in? I need money quick!!

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buy gofee filders and regord yurself maging gofee :-DDDD

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>deletes /SIG/ on Yas Forums
What an asinine thing to do. Their reason is shit, too. Fuck that cunt.

I want to short TSLA but it seems like suicide this fucking cringe shit should be at 350 but it judt keeps going up. I hate it.

it’s called FOMO, learn from this and exercise self control in the futureb

>FUCK CUNNYPOSTERS
based until there. please leave, gaybo

>MORT

Thanks, user. I might buy some tomorrow.

An user in the previous thread said that Tesla essentially cooked their books with tax returns?

Can someone please explain in a dumbed down way what exactly Tesla did?

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God I love cunny

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Based schizo poster

Thinking of buying 20 of these bad boys tomrrow
Might buy some more ITM calls for HAL too

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Bearbros, how are you holding up?

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based schizo poster

Hahahahahahah

Ahahahahahahaha

The faggot fatty redditor is trying to tell the Drumpftard what to do. They both bonded over a mutual hatred for anime and a lack of comprehension.

I fucking love dabbing on these retard fucking bears who come onto an anime forum and hate on anime.

Also:
I love big milkers and plump thighs on fair skinned bitches and I don’t respect whiners!

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ALL IN ON JCP!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alright lads. I have a rollover ira worth 1350 right now from my part time whole foods job. Not in anything right now. I'm about 180 dollars down, which is also the amount of my match from that job.

Do I hold on to it, or withdraw it? I'm not even sure what to put it in. Could probably use the money right now...

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what did it mean?

Excited for tomorrow. As everyday :(

Tesla is half Elon cultists that will hold to zero and half shorts thinking that they won't. There are ZERO institutional investors

>It's all so tiresome.

>Can someone please explain in a dumbed down way what exactly Tesla did?
They are, like many other of the biggest companies on earth, created/controlled/propped up financially by the Satanic Cult that wrote the Bible and older scripture.
Musk is an actor like Zuccc, Gates, Trump, Hillary, and even Tom from Myspace

It means cats are bad at stocks, worse than crabs, bears or bulls.

based schizo poster

based schizo poster

You’re legitimately a homosexual.

Go back to Yas Forums and Yas Forums with the other fat homos.

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I have the opposite disease unless I get in right in the beginning I'll always feel as if I missed out.

>JP morgan:"US GDP growth for 1Q fell 4.8% q/q saar. If there is any good news in this report, don’t believe it. These data are ugly, and are set to get much worse.While the outturn was not as bad as we had feared (-11.2%ar), it was modestly worse than consensus (-4.0%ar) and the largest decline since 2008. Moreover, given the likely hit to hard-to-measure service sector activity late in the quarter, there is a high likelihood of downward revisions. Notably, we have not changed our call for a 40%ar plunge in current-quarter GDP—but we lowered our 3Q20 projection so as to leave the level of GDP by 4Q20 unchanged at a huge 7% below its 4Q19 level.

>fed say:"We are going to see economic data for the second quarter that is worse than any data we have seen for the economy"

>stock only 10% down from ATH, we may even hit ATH next week at this rates

wtf is wrong with the world

will tankers go back up

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EFNL

Giving you a 7% tifitent, and -7% gabidal gainz xDDD

Same here.

>when Jerome Powell was asked what he thinks of this absolute idiocy, and if he is guilty of encouraging moral hazard and pushing stocks higher, he said that "we want markets to work, we are not focused on asset prices", to which he added that "it's been good to see markets working." Which by implication means that when markets are down, they no longer "work."

FED confirmed stocks only go up

Anyone who hates cunny is a fat moralfag. Go back to Yas Forums you fucks

Bros, it might be time to load up on SQQQ

Feeling it big time with Hal and MRO

>wtf is wrong with the world

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will oil go down?

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fuuuck bullbros we got too cocky!

You might get pinched this week, too many earnings reports flying sound.

FUCK YOU FATTY MORALFAG

POST YOUR BODY STOP USING YOUR VPN AND POST YOUR BODY

based schizo poster

>this is schizo posters face
OH NO NO NO NO

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But I already have some in JCP!

Why are there so many crazy people here?

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COCKYBROS WE GOT TOO BULLISH

wheredoyouthinkyouare.png

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Because there are so many newfags from reddit who don't know cunnyposting is Yas Forums culture. There is also some fat guy who is a stupid fucking moralfag that spams how much he hates based cunnyseurs

>JCP
ok I'll bite.....why?

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baked shih zhu poster

Based Larsonchad

I love cunny and am up 300% YTD bros.

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Stop doing that

The post that saved /smg/

>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST BUY CCL THEY WILL NEVER SAIL AGAIN REEEEEEEE BANKRUPTCY NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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This is correct but you’re giving him the attention his parents never did.

I think I'll just filter the word "cunny" and improve my Yas Forums experience 1000% YTD. I guess this means bye forever.

Based cunny poster

Did you change your VPN again fatty? Post your body

>BATS
Seems like a good omen.

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this desu

for the gains

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GE

I mostly post on Yas Forums.
>Yas Forums culture.
depends on the board

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I don’t care what you do faggot

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Do you guys know of any websites that misuse statistics to push an agenda? I'm trying to get some extra credit in one of my classes and figured /biz would know of a couple due to how shady stock trading can be

What the fuck is up with this schizo pedo posting? is it so much to ask to just talk about stocks without these deranged people talking about fucking kids and then losing their minds in the process?

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based and cunnypilled

I fucking love c_nny bros

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For those that don't understand why stocks are as high as they are:
>Fed promised infinite QE
>Fed promised to do everything short of negative rates to help
>Massive stimulus
>More stimulus coming
>Buying the dip has been drilled into every single investors mind in the past 20 years
>0% Interest rates
>Megacaps push up indices
>Government promising to protect certain sectors
>Many stocks still haven't recovered

And most importantly! The stock market is not only not the economy, but it also not the economy today. The market is a collective effort to try to predict where things will be in the future. Investors have and continue to grow more intelligent and long term focused. Massive dips like the on in Feb/March provide opportunities to capitalize on the future.

investopedia.com/terms/m/mr-market.asp

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Here’s a body.

Did you even read my post?

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>block "cunny"
>1/2 of all posts now invisible
why do you even come here?

I can answer this one. Silver/gold sellers regularly try to sell the idea that we're facing a global silver/gold shortage and soon all the silver and gold will be mined.

If you do a good amount of research, they cherrypick studies

Look at this chart and tell me futures mean anything. Bullshit

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Based succuchad. I will use my gains to purchase demon girl cosplay for my gf in your honor.

based

>imagine being literally that retarded
>imagine being literally that retarded and wanted this fact to be known everytime and anytime you post
>imagine being a tripfaggot

Any of you guys own European stocks stocks?

I feel ashamed as an American to do so but that TOT was too good to pass up given the fact that France is consistently fighting wars in Africa for that sweet sweet oil aka the Dick Cheny's of Europe and RDS.B wasn't that bad.

why there be gains? why will it go up