What's a profitable skill that can be learned within a few months?

What's a profitable skill that can be learned within a few months?

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fellatio

or harvesting organs from this user

Unironically this, gay boomers will pay top dollar for a cute twink

Cloud administration certificates, there is massive growth and demand. And a lot of the work is problem solving not necessarily programming

Nigger, Yas Forums has IDs. I can see you just being salty about a legitimately profitable business idea and that you're not another person who thought of organ harvesting as one.

What makes you think I was samefagging?

Fpbp

In the coming economy... you're going to want to know how to sell pelts and furs.

You're literally samefagging right now.

no i'm not

Do they hire people without a bachelors?

Programming, but I think to get a job nowadays you have to dye your hair blue and be homosexual / tranny.

you can't get to an employable point in a few months with no background in programming

I was thinking of learning python hard af for a month or two and profiting from it. But I might be retarded for thinking this.

Someone lost a job to a blue haired gay tranny.

EMT training might be good for you?

Prove he’s samefagging

this is what i'm banking on right now, gonna get network+ and security+ in the next month or two, should be easy. then move on to cloud certs probably through AWS. all this shit seems easy, should have done it long ago.

Learn to make some basic tables

How and why

Writing for people online - ads , service / product descriptions etc..

Leatherworking. You can make custom shit for thots or LARPers all the same.

I'm a devops engineer, don't get certs. Just do side projects. Everyone in the industry is chill af and knows that this job rocks, just be a cool dude and know CI/CD, containerization, and basic windows administration to start

>Leatherworking
What does it take to get into? What are startup cost?

Seems like it'd be a good profitable hobby

>What does it take to get into?
Preferably arms/armor/HEMA autism, and talent with working with your hands.
>What are startup cost?
Depends on the project size. You could start with making knife sheaths for a local bladesmith or something, or jump straight to custom orders or Etsy. You'll probably have to have a portfolio first, though, so customers can get an idea of what they can expect from you.

I just spent $100 on materials and tools to make lamellar armor like pic related. Will probably have to drop a bit more on straps and such when I get to it, but if you get good at making things like these, you can sell them for 3-4 times material cost. Just remember they take a lot of time to make.

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Sounds interesting, any resources to get started with and learn the trade?

Instructables probably has a ton. Otherwise ask /diy/, I think they have leatherworking threads there regularly.

seems like certs are needed just to get passed HR. and i find it pretty fun learning even though i already know a lot of this stuff, still some little technical stuff i'm picking up.

I'll look into this. I cannot tolerate the tedium of programming. Any good certs to aim for? It's becoming clear to me I need a set of backup skills.