/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread

MSFT edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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MRO boys

Hello frens. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting.. is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

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2nd for GALT

Damn son, you guys haven't seen this kind of professional trading have you?

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The Market will cut your heart out if you aren't careful

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CCL is bae

Can I get your opinion on the February 2018 chart in comparison to this current crash?

Pic related is the S&P500

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you bought oil stocks, right user?

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AMZN tomorrow. Then what?

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Is it bad that I've been trading stocks since 2006 and futures since 2014 but have never touched or learned much about options?

Reddit alert. Reddit alert. Fatty moralfag spotted! Post your body

>line go up fast bad

why? oil isn't going above $25-30 for years
you should have shorted oil and been done with it newbie

I want 2 million dollars

well yes. If I remember right, we didn't really have any catalyst or recession signs. We were just super overvalued.

I think we're going to look similar to that chart soon by virtue of just having too much crazy buying.

Massive sell signal

as long as you're profitable

>Total worldwide economic collapse
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Deepest debt crisis in history
>Mortgages rapidly moving into forbearance
>Stocks reaching all time highs
*sips*

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What broker are my Euro friends using right now?
I went to TastyWorks from IBRK now, and they are pretty good.

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>fatty anti-cunny is using a VPN now
Post your body

Hello frens. KEK is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
KEK couples a single PEEPEEPOOPOO entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With KEK your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged PEEPEEPOOPOOs, KEK is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with KEK holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting.. is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

Tyson foods TSN a good buy?

I want to believe Tyson will recover back to 100! since stocks only go up right? Should I put calls on Tyson despite the fact theyre closing meat plants? I mean everything else is closed and gaining today

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It's finally McFucken time

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SPXL outperforms SOXL

I REALLY WANT 2 MILLION DOLLARS

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friendly reminder that tanker stocks will continue to go up because oil is a store of value and mother fuckers want to buy that shit like gold to resell later.
we're way past the point of utility with this oil crisis and there's no doubt some big money that wants to do exactly what all the talking heads only joke about: "filling their swimming pool," aka buying a mother fucking tanker full of oil and just sitting on it to sell in several months once enough dick waving is done to get production into line.
soon tankers will be like so many bars of gold floating around the ocean.
oil is a store of value and mother fuckers are absolutely buying the dip but need physical storage space in order to hold their "position"

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I'VE LOST IT ALL, CAT
I'VE FUCKING LOST IT ALL BEING A BEAR

longterm investing

post your venmo.

You have legit brain damage.

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europe is a lego land with lego names for everything

I wanna YOLO my last 50 bucks tomorrow. any call option suggestions?

wow double your small pennies in 5 years with a chance of losing it all. amazing investment
oil is dead

>2 posts by this ID
Adding this to the fatty screenshot

>I watch soooo much X22Report
>Worst unemployment for 2 months next month almost everyone goes back to work
>OMG DONT BANKRUPTARINOS

Stock traders are the realists not the youtube pundits and media elite paid to sell you illusions while they make money.

holy fuck this guy is wild.

should i be comparing my daily gains to the DOW or is that some boomer retard shit?

Go back go /x/, you fucking schizo. VPN are banned, you faglord.

heh yeah i'm totally gonna be rich.

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Call your mom and tell her you love her

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Give it to me

Asymmetrical straddles

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Thats me and MGM! up almost 40%

Cramer said nosiree yesterday. All hail Cramer

you are my hero cat-kun

>Cramer said

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Fuck yeah. 21% gain alone just with MRO. I'm still holding. Lots of upside left to tap.

This market is retarded.

you are an idiot, there is a vacuum left in the market from this massive drawdown in production
as things slowly turn back on some companies are going to do better than others and capture more market share

>Stock traders are the realists

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>using a VPN
Another screenshot. Fatty moralfag. Post your body.

>Stock traders are the realists not the youtube pundits and media elite paid to sell you illusions while they make money.
Are you having a giggle? Right now GIBBS is the biggest catnip for investors in a company's stock. They are straight up ignoring Q2/Q3 and allowing for even bad Q4 results because they "remember" what Q4 2019 was like.
20 years ago GIBBS sunk a stock. Now its like the launch pad. Making money is inferior to performing poorly and being bailed out or effectively bailed out with no interest loans.

shut up and buy

i should have bought oil refining stonks 2 weeks ago! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=6xMmTkfg5XU

the state of stocktwits coping

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Yes I have that too. Good taste user

We are going back down simply because reddit passive ETF investing hasn't been totally decimated yet

When the passive ETF basedcels lose everything to high T dark tried chad wall st traders on cocaine then we can go back up

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compare your daily gains to SPY. its the way to tell if you're actually good at this, or just wasting your own time.
source: i am just wasting my own time

>Negative Futures
OHNONONO WE ARE GIVING BOBOS A HOPE

All in
>SPXL outperforms SOXL
I like SPXL too as well as FNGU, TQQQ, TECL, SSO, URTY, and so on. Whatever, pick your poison and ride market gains. I just happen to like SOXL better cuz in a former life I was an electrical engineer and I'm bullish on semiconductors. Trade what you know as long as its good

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Anyone want to cope about CCL being up 100% off the low? Remember when the smart anons (non anime posters) told you to buy it? What does this all say about your brain?

ok retard

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Bears in deep denial right now. You missed your chance. Just like late 2018.

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>tankers after hours

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Find a 40 dollar AAPL call for May 8th and buy 10 of X puts, X is up way too much for this economy and all tech is going to skyrocket apparently.

>back to work
Do people actually believe 30 million people will just get jobs back? Is that a real thing people think? Please tell me nobody actually believes that? Someone assure me that there are individuals whomst are not so lacking in intellectual ability that they seriously considering the re-employment of 30 million citizen, nearly 10% of the population of the United States, will just be granted positions of employment in a short measure of time span?

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Top?

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Being a bear is simply patience. Are the companies on the market good companies? Yes. Are they overvalued? Yes.

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thoughts on buying C right now? looks like a good buy

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It's +.38 at the time of this post

have fun with your $20 oil in 5 years.

They won't lmao look at Wuhan China shit has not recovered at all months later

Just lurking in more dump money to short the market.

Have fun missing out on profits while you stubbornly wait for the market to do what you want. I'll play the market up and play the market going down.

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>X is up way too much for this economy
Both X and NUE are both expected to boom because everyone is saying we have to move supply chains out of china.

>SPY up 5.29% this week
>my portfolio is up 7.85% this week

am i the new buffet?

yeah it sucks. I was actually all in on UPRO at the literal bottom of the market and had iron hands. I got out when I thought "wow this rally is really weird. Probably another dump" and I'm still waiting.

However, I have faith that it'll occur.

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Patience as your portfolio goes to 0, and you leave money on the table

lol look at those futures traders not believing tomorrow will be green

ur mum is retarded

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China is not the only threat to X. Japan and EU, for example.

After listening to the classical music on the TSLA investors call, I've become enlightened and I know understand that I am truly a genius.

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we'll see. Unfortunately I'm a bit stubborn in my belief of the market going down.

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Thursday has been green for like 6 weeks in a row. It's JPow's signature move. Unemployement comes out and the printer kicks into overdrive

Every day is green for the next 25years.

HAL already at $11.68 pre market, where are my petroleum chads?

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I think you are a fool
simple as

>friendly reminder that tanker stocks will continue to go up
At this moment.
They are lower then 2019 values, except for NAT.
Actually, this whole dump of tankers is NAT's fault. Their CEO is an idiot. If he hadn't gone on Crammer all stocks would be rising steadly.

May 20th and WTI will come crushing down again, maybe not to minus, but close enough.

have you not been paying attention? It's been like this for week. 6pm-10pm futures slightly red. Then 12-3 when everyone is asleep, futures huge green. Then in the morning gap up many individual meme stocks

>EU
Germany is the only solid choice but they're too expensive
>Japan
WAY too expensive AND mediocre quality, everything else in the world is a better choice.
Eastern europe could be a good substitute (that's mostly non-EU countries).
In truth, India is the most likely option.

>fear

Kek they will come around eventually. Futures opened flat yesterday and look what happened today. OOOOOOOOO

Anything above 2900 S&P means green sadly..Meanwhile my oil shorts which were up +50% are now at break even level............ FUCK

What the fuck is happening to EDV

Amazon should have decent results, especially looking around recent earnings announced the last few days and really the only place for normies to spend their Trumpbux (although that'll reflect in next qtr)

But it just feels too expensive to go in at this point

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SHOULD I BUY SOME MORE CLOROX?!?!

old news and very insubstantial
it was a penny stock microcap right?

when Cramer is bearish it's definitely time to reconsider the bull case.

ESPECIALLY since Tyson is one he BOUGHT in his charitable trust, and he acknowledges it as his second biggest mistake recently. Not as bad as Viacom, worse than GE.

Also, the fucking CEO bought newspaper ad space to announce that the food supply chain was breaking? He can't fix the problem and that's his solution?
BEARISH as fuck, and will not win him any favors from the Trump administration.

good taste

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I was watching Cramer yesterday and I heard him mention it but didnt hear a reason?

Can anyone give me a reason to NOT pick Tyson as a buy in this bull market?

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Another TSLA $50 put next week buyer chad like myself I see.

>7 posts by this ID
Someone stop this fatty moralfag.

Bought 1080 shares of PLAY at 15.46 today, how fucked am I? I feel like it still has a lot of room for gains at more states reopen

>have no idea what I'm doing and I'm up 15% this week
based?

Because USFD will give you better returns and faster