He didn't buy the stock market dip of the century

>he didn't buy the stock market dip of the century

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I did!

It's okay. Just another thing to add to the long list of regrets. It's good in a way you know? I've always been shackled by doubts and insecurities, afraid to take action because I feared it might lead to bigger regrets, mistakes or shame.
I'm-I'm beginning to understand life now...
That we need to take risk to see reward. That loss isn't that bad. You WILL move on. But the idea of not taking action? That will haunt you forever.

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I did though.

Went all in on today's tanker dump. I had 3k sitting on the sides because I didnt know what to do. Then I was blessed with today's tanker drop and invested 2.8k into it. Gonna print money after Q1 earnings come out.

It's going to drop further

I bought the link dip
Does that count?

I did but I'm still bagholding crashed stocks

I bought more ETH. Does that count?

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The bottom is obviously not in
This was a fake fed pump to allow billionaires to sell before the next big leg down

>buying stocks
>trusting rich people to play fairly with your money
>thinking that they'll let you make it for being "smart"

you're gonna lose everything unless you have a stop loss. dont use a stop limit either cause it will likely get skipped.

This.
>We are going to reopen
>Stocks are going to moon
>14 days later infections are going to start really trending up
>28 days later infections are going to start spiking again
>Government is going to announce enforced quarantines and put it's hand up the economy's ass like a puppet
>Stocks are going to fall like nothing you have ever seen before.
>At some point when we have lost two decades of gains they will freeze trading until a vaccine is announced
>Only the ultra wealthy will be allowed to buy before markets are reopened
>Markets will moon hard

Isn't this shit fucking obvious to you nerds?

>Fake
It doesn't matter any more. They're printing money forever now, the debt can never be cleared regardless. The markets are eternally decoupling from the economy. Take everything on pricing from fundamentals etc & toss it away. Borrow everything you can & just buy.

lmfao the state of this cope

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>Stocks are going to moon
>Markets will moon hard

take these out and you are getting on the right track.

this.
made 15 k just today.
estimated 120 k by end of month

it's not like we haven't seen this before. wtf is everyones problem

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don't fomo in now. if there's not another dip, just forget about it.

what do billionaires need the cash for? there is nothing else to invest in.

I bought the exact bottom and liquidated the entire portfolio today. Come at me

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>i..ii didn't buy b-because its gonna drop even moooore!!
>t-this was the fake dip
>I'll wait until the market hits 15,000 again...
>... unless that dip is fake too
>its all coming down, invest in real things like link and btc

Assuming I would ever sell lels.

It wasn't even the dip of the year, let alone the century.

2008 crash took a year

Gah. I thought it was a dead cat bounce with crypto and didn't buy the dip.

imagine how much of delusional newfag you’d have to be to think the recession is over and we’re actually in a V shaped recovery kek. this time it’s different, r-right guys?

>muh return to normal
lmao enjoy your trump n' dump

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millions of people were evicted from their homes and virtually all banks lost their investments and securities because the entire industry crashed

This dip was a direct result of pausing the economy for a month

why

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