/smg/ - Stock Market General

>he actually fell for the tanker meme edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

Attached: 563d5df50c65fe5fbb0b572e681bf386f5cd61ef4b2ce6fd41eee33bed6c45fd.png (394x360, 125.13K)

>tesla calls
im gonna fuckin coom

Actually yes.

Attached: Desktop Screenshot 2020.04.29 - 15.48.02.62.png (449x381, 57.46K)

about to go all in on amazon. its going to moon for their earnings if FB/msft, and tsla did right

>HE SHORTED TESLA

Attached: 1303501212015.jpg (305x315, 18.63K)

Boeing (BA) cut to junk rating

Rope cunnyposters

WHY ARE CRUISE AND AIRLINE STOCKS JUST GOING UP
THEY ARE BURNING MONEY

EVERYBODY IS MOONING BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Attached: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg (728x408, 21.72K)

put 3000 in fro and another one I cant remember right now yesterday, how fucked am i? plan on holding to june

be careful. You'll summon the based schizo poster and he'll screenshot your post and call you fat

Attached: 1588098925660.jpg (657x527, 37.59K)

*revise, they are one notch above junk
(lol)

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!

Attached: mp,550x550,gloss,ffffff,t.3u1.jpg (526x519, 97.73K)

>THEY ARE BURNING MONEY
They get paid to fly to get rid of the oil.

Attached: smug 14.png (372x351, 117.05K)

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

POST THE TSLA LOSS, BOBO

Attached: 1584967957718.png (600x655, 381.23K)

Any bears left alive today or have you all given up?

The meme JBLU bags I have are actually mooning harder than my bank stocks.
Is making money the actual sell signal?

Jack in the box has this 4.99 deal for a double bacon/ onion ring burger combo. Fries/ a coke / and a double burger with extra add-on toppings for $4.99 in 2020 is unheard of. What a swell guy Jack is.

Tankers the only ones making record profits and they tank. Well I'm still in profits cause I bought a month ago so OP can suck a dick. The glut is still on and you oil faggots are going to neck

Post your portfolio you fat newfag larper

are credit puts free money now?

TSLA IS GOING TO $900 DESPITE INTERNATIONAL FACTORY CLOSURES AND NO HOPE OF SALES FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS CLOWN MARKET BULLSHIT TO ME? THEY ARE LITERALLY HIGHER THAN PRE CORONAVIRUS

264 SQQQoldier here

I have capitulated. I'm Jerome's house boy now.

Same boat as you. Hodl and buy some more at the bottom. We'll see what the coming week brings with the earnings report.

who else is longing RTX? wheres the RTX MaFiA at?

Attached: pnkchads.jpg (3017x2000, 3.42M)

The very second Tesla starts making net revenue, everyone will realize they put their money in a car company this whole time.
The longer Tesla doesn't make money, the better.

Who are we buying for tomorrow's earnings

Attached: 1587991606178.png (950x515, 645.54K)

Fuck off you god damn discord trannies. The fact that you collect and distribute illicit/ sexual pictures of 2d children on the internet should constitute your death sentence by a firing squad

because its the future brooooo!!!! le epic weedman yoooo!!!!

what the actual fuck is cunny

kys newfag

Attached: 1572090543366.png (1676x943, 2.02M)

>They get paid to fly to get rid of the oil.
Yeah I think it's about time I start looking at opening some airline positions now.

Attached: 1582434591984.jpg (1109x800, 187.93K)

Based

They actually made 1.14 EPS.

I said post your portfolio fatty. Or are you gonna post the naked guy again and say that it is you

Reddit shit just ignore it

Going to sell all my CVE and purchase a LOT of $7 MRO Calls tomorrow
Today was a good day

Attached: Screenshot_20200429-130412_Robinhood.jpg (1080x1509, 195.65K)

Oil

Attached: 1585946107838.gif (400x224, 1.34M)

Damn I wish my town had a Jack in the Box. We have 2 McDonalds, BK, DQ, What-a-burger, 2 Sonics, and a lot of other fast food chains but the closest Jack in the Box is a 30 minute drive away.

Cute and funny.

2D sexual images of children. Discord trannies have invaded /smg/ over the last couple of days and post it it many of the threads. Once you start to call them out on those specific threads, they then make new threads to squash the necessary ass whooping that these degenerates gets by the anons here who have a soul

WHERES THE user WHO BRAGGED ABOUT GOING ALL IN ON SPXS AT 12.80 I WARNED YOU BRO HAHAHA SMUG RETARD DIDNT LISTEN

Attached: 369FD564-7F0E-4BD3-81B4-CE3D6754259F.jpg (750x403, 37.94K)

based on pre coronavirus numbers. they werent making money the last 2 months

Again, fuck everyone who made fun of me for buying American Airlines at $10. Best play I've made this entire year

It's so fucking annoying I went in small on them because you know, they're getting fucked hard now and it might take a while for them to be profitable again but my retard friend that went all in on them because "haha im gonna triple my money in 3 months" is making mad cash. FUCK

Is anything out there still on sale?

still its a trash tier PE ratio

>CCL mooning after hours
for what purpose?

Opening states = more travel. Should have taken the Royal Caribbean pill.

Attached: 20200429_165628.jpg (1440x2005, 165.27K)

SIX. By all rights they should be bankrupt by the end of the year so of course they'll moon after posting a huge loss tomorrow.

>Yas Forums is against cunny
wtf I thought this board is based

Post your body, fatty

Maybe amazon since google had good data center news and basically its illegal for them not to pump.

United looks way too frothy, so going Amazon if I can afford premiums.

*TING* *TING*
*AHEM*

Gentleman, I have a very important announcement to make.
Please gather around.

Attached: 1538754864277.jpg (511x671, 33.18K)

GET IN HEREE

Attached: 1588191847080.webm (1920x1080, 3M)

Attached: file.png (1054x136, 32.46K)

NAME ONE REASON WHY YOU ARENT DUMPING ALL YOUR MONEY ON SPY CREDIT PUTS RIGHT NOW

Isn't any stock nowadays not allowed to dump?

You can buy whatever you want.

Airlines are still quite cheap. Especially Air Canada. They have earnings this coming Monday and I will be seeing about weighing in on it sometime in the following days after that.

Attached: 1580144326332.png (276x358, 124.35K)

First mention of cunny on Yas Forums was in 2014, 2015 for Yas Forums but 2020 for Yas Forums. Is this bullish, bearish or simply priced in, bros?

Attached: 1567277605106.png (1380x694, 205.7K)

WHO CALLED ME A SHILL????

Attached: file.png (793x740, 44.66K)

It's slang that pedophiles use for sexualized children. A bunch of weeaboo pedophiles have set up camp recently on Yas Forums

Because I’m putting all my money into buying naked calls

I’m not a retard and know we are in a deluded market. It could moon just as easily as it could crazht

just add it to your filter, has drastically improved my experience here

>Everything mooning as if we aren't entering a depression
>Going back to all time highs like literally nothing happened
>When 30 million people don't have a job
>When over 6% of mortgages are in forbearance
Stop. This can only be making things worse.

Attached: redwojakded.png (400x416, 156.11K)

Yeah the anti hyperinflation memers might get ass fucked when it actually does happen this time

I...AM... FINANCIALLY FUUUURIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attached: FUCK THIS BULLSHIT.jpg (798x399, 30.25K)

based schizo poster

How does one buy a covered call

listening

>my TNK is down 16%
BROS YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO LAMBOTOWN

Attached: 1561933866855.gif (228x170, 1.86M)

I completely zoned out and forgot to check the market entirely all day. Haven't done that in a long time.

Got a month and a half to hopefully break even again before my 1 year anniversary of starting investing.

Attached: Screenshot_20200429-160000_Robinhood.jpg (1079x1194, 202.74K)

>naked calls on the greatest brrrr of our lifetime

are you fucking suicidal

MGM is making me so hard right now

Attached: Screenshot_20200429-160303.png (1080x2160, 123.48K)

eh, we're in a bubble based on hope. The way Zoom and Giliead or however it is spelled were bought up based on essentially nothing shows it.

We're in a mini-dotcom bubble. Regardless of earnings, the economic data suggests we're overvaued

see

nah, the fatty is the one posting lazy pepe variations and usually gets the most post volume in the thread. Probably uses VPNs since it looks like he's also the guy who made a billion thread splits.

Also constantly talks about trannies.

Shorts are fucking terrified and probably getting margin called, CCL claims that they're filling up with reservations as soon as restrictions are lifted. Also shady connections with Trump so they got some big bucks from the gubbermint.

Attached: Screen Shot 2020-04-29 at 2.01.59 PM.png (1378x1592, 867.35K)

We are far off from hyperinflation, to be exact...we are at deflation right now.

But who cares. As long as the FED is partnered with the stock market, we are gucchi

we're only this way because they shut everything off from the nothingburger virus that only kills boomers, once everything opens back up everything will go back to normal

Kek, over 30% of my total investment wad is in MRO. 60+% is in large cap. Just 1% is international. Remaining % is in other small/mid cap stocks.

fuck elon fuck elon fuck musk fuck elon fuck tsla, i regretted the day i touched this fcking meme stock

get out reddit

What's the most bullish ticker available to Americans? I've been trading TQQQ for awhile, but will likely switch over to FNGU and was wondering if there's something even nuttier out there

what i miss most about texas was jackinthebox
god those breakfast burritos were amazing

We are pricing in the profits from 2030 to 2060 right now. This crisis will end in 2022 or 2023. Virus and depression of 2019-2022 has almost no influence on the price of the stocks.

Attached: 1586966569523.jpg (850x1202, 193.49K)

Because that's what I've been doing. It went well for me once, when we crashed, and it's been murder ever since.

Idk the terminology because I’m a retard all I know is I bought 50 spy 292 calls contracts today today at .98 and sold half at 1.83 and the rest at 2.65

But there is nothing about the effeciency of the drug.

Damn, you guys really do have schizophrenia. You're obsessed enough with whoever this is to search the archives for his posts.

Do you put them on your wall too? Based schizo poster

Attached: 1587300238506.png (246x202, 47.31K)

Did you listen? It's this easy and there is still time for us all to make it together

Attached: 72F8CE04-7F4A-4BA4-9730-71DD8E18D190.png (1536x2048, 239.54K)

>mini
We are in a mega bubble that will be worse than 2008 and dot com COMBINED.

SEE? SEE? LOOK AT THE FILE NAME

THIS IS THE FATTY. I FOUND THE FATTY

tesla has a pe ratio of over 700. right before the dotcom bubble popped it had a 175 pe ratio. just let that sink in......... and the data for Q2 its going to be the fucked up one, when this mania bursts its going to be nuts, 1929 tier shit

it does only take like 15 seconds bro

Attached: 1559457878192.png (179x175, 5.86K)

I like their sourdough jacks and tacos. Perfect hangover food.

URTY for the next month

What do you think the catalyst will be? I honest to god thought oil was going to be it when it went negative.

Bvll. Bvll. Bvll.

I say Bvll, you say SVRGE.

Bvll...

Tesla has stock retard strength, shouldnt be fucked with in any direction

Attached: 1586566845499.jpg (400x400, 18.94K)

>tfw retard makes more gains in one day than you’ve ever made in your life
That hurts

This is a healthy, v shaped recovery. Buy now or miss out

Yes we are at the front edge of the bust.
S&P 4000 this summer, this will be the ATH for decades

so now that we know this is a check mark recovery, what are you going long on?

What is the issue with 700 P/E? We are at 0% interest. We are at 0% reserves. We are at infinite QE.

No where else to put your money into. Therefore valuations do not fucking matter anymore. Tesla can have 1500 P/E too, nobody cares.

The turnout is disappointing but I'll still continue with my announcement in some time.

Attached: 1544411446235.gif (300x577, 71.57K)

>Microsoft: coronavirus had minimal net impact on total company revenue in Q3

>Get approved for options in early april when spy was at 251 and go in with 2k
>Have not seen a single green day
>Down to 80 dollars and bought a pair of 5/1 283p and 5/1 307c

TQQQ and SPXL

Check in around end of March.
Comfy RTX senpai.

why are you educating redditor bearfaggots on how to use Yas Forums . . . it's nice that it's so obvious

FUCK YO BUBBLES NIGGA

SPY 400 EOY

PUT THE CALLS IN THE PORTFOLIO WHITEBOI

Attached: 1427758968704.jpg (292x366, 31.95K)

My FRO too.

Now you just have to wait.

Where are my FRO bros at
how are we feeling