/smg/ - Stock Market General

I missed it wtf happened

8/10 pretty fun but I haven't listened to one in months. Jerome seems so much more put together than in like 2018 where he'd misspeak and algos would sell

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>JCP only pumps AH when my calls cannot benefit

Sigh.

0

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He showed his dick

9/10
everything was perfect and smooth
that last question answer was such a jaw dropper

it was a 10/10 until the last answer when he basically said that they would be keeping things at 25 bps forever

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Bobo is dead.

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cute kot

wut nigger

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NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES, INVEST YOUR SHIT

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7.8

Jerome did nothing but give bad news. Saying how utterly fucked EVERYTHING is beyond repair. Not even changing anything. And. Market. Goes. Up. THANK YOU FOR THE PROFIT!

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SHOULD I SELL MY PUTS NOW?
IF I SELL WILL THAT TRIGGER THE NEXT DUMP?

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STUPID
DUMB
BOBO
SCUM

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No, brother. I simply wait.

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FUCK BULLS FUCK JEROME FUCK EVERYTHING IM NOT OK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

hi no idea what the fuck is happening here right now but what is a good site to practice trading stocks with fake money

>stonk go up
>buy
>bobo is officially banished from NY stock exchange
>buy USO too

what did he say i missed it

SPX 3000 EOD

MOOON

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Bobo, where are you?

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Any opinion if tankers continue crashing tomorrow? Want to pull a trigger on stng

lmao just picked up some more URTY. See you on the moon bullbros

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no it will trigger a dump of your account

green line goes up

you can do it on tradingview, investing.com, or just google "paper trading"

HAL CHADS THE MOON LAUNCH WAS SUCCESSFUL

It sounds like he's expecting this recovery to take a lot longer than what's being discussed publicly by the media if such a low interest rate environment is going to be necessary long term.

ALL IN JC PENNEY

WE BACK BOYS, BANKRUPTCY CANCELLED, RECESSION CANCELLED, BUY JCP $1 SOON

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UNLIMITED JEROME WORKS

thank you Jerome for making me that sweet sweet money, may your printer never stop

Hey party people was hoping for a little advice. I have been getting away from leveraged ETFs, but I am still holding onto a handful of SSO. Any suggestions on how to move out of it? Or being a 2x is it a less retarded hold?

Hold. It sucks, but hold.
Do you really REALLY think that this abnormal rally will last?

Bulls will say yes, but when you truly see the peak of a bubble, it seems like it will never EVER pop. That is where the money is.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JEROMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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BANKRUPTCY IS BULLISH!!!!

oh god... such low... interest rates...
i'm g... i'm gonna...
NNNNH I'M GONNA RECOOOOOOOOOOOOVER

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I will buy fucking more if it does, this is hilarious. I am like 60% oil, I have more than enough fund to chase this shit until reality comes back since the delusion just gives me more money.

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all the yelling how come my shorts remain unchanged?

"Jerome: Next quarter will be worse than anything we've seen before"

Meanwhile DJ is at FEBRUARY FUCKING LEVELS.

I'm fucking financially ruined now, there is no turning back for me. But whoever is buying this is going to get fucking rekt. I warn you. You should exit if you are green. _TAKE YOUR GAINS_

>tradingview
good stuff, ty

>VIX & TVIX increase while the market jumps over 3%

hmmm. I love clown market.

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got 10k whats the play

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>Fed chairman announces economy will shit the bed harder than we've ever seen
>stonks soar
HONK HONK

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npr.org/2020/04/09/830664814/fauci-says-u-s-coronavirus-deaths-may-be-more-like-60-000-antibody-tests-on-way
We hit 60,000 today, always good to beat expectations! Very bullish! We're going to all time highs!

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i'm down to 100k from 170k this year
i'm shaking and don't know what to do

Nasdank is Over 9000

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I SOLD MY RTX AT $67

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If I have to guess:
I think he's being extra dovish right now to not spook anyone
but damn, I've been following all the fed meetings for the last few years and I've never heard him say anything like that

We'll have to re-assess what he says at the Q3 and Q4 meetings; if the economy is looking better then I think he won't be so absolutely ultra-dovish

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it's going up too much... i have to... i have to shoooooort itt ohhhhhhhhh

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Here’s a red blanket for you bull faggot. Go on, play with your blanket you little slut of the jews

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May I hype the ambiance?
youtu.be/xOmO34DKsXU

broke even today after the crash. feels clown

ALL-IN JCPENNEY, BUY 1,000,000 SHARES

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is oil booming?

Today is a good day frens

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i fucking hate this shitty game

>He didn't buy

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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO

BEARS

ALLOWED

NEW PARADIGM

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>stuck bagholding tankers in the hope they will recover next week while everything else is green
fml

Come on S&P, test 2974 before close

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all in UAVS and retire tomorrow

APOLOGIZE

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there is no reason to be upset bobo
unless you are holding puts, then there is plenty of reason to be upset lol

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You should hold 3x. Don't fall for the r*ddit volatility drag hoax.

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Should I hold tqqq overnight or take my shekels?
I don't want to burn a day trade if it's going to keep going up.