/smg/ - Stock Market General

Heh.. my boy.. Powellz

$7 when?

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borderline based but 15 posts early

based

cringe

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jpow for prez

bout tree fidty

P U M P I T
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People that are based: Me and all my bullchad bros

People that are not based: Doomer bear betas

JPowell showing up means we're on the right path.

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WHERE MY ET CHADS AT

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$5 EOD

DIRECT FISCAL SUPPORT INCOMING OOOOOOOO

Can we stop with the reddit brrr mean now? He just explained the fed’s process.

How did all these zoomers get psyop'd into bagholding GE?

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>limit down breakers
>no limit up
nice free market. bears never stood a chance

t. former bear

reminder that JPOW doesnt want to buy you stonk for some reason

I only respect cunny, bros.

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>ECONOMY WILL DROP AT AN "UNPRECEDENTED RATE" IN SECOND QUARTER

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Unironically bought $700 of it when someone on biz told me to and I had a bit of cash spare. Not doing as well as EAT tho

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it's over?

>jerome says everything is fucked and there's not much he can do about it
>market goes up

Infinite pump

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help me, i can't stop being a bear. it just doesn't make any sense and i am losing money every day for it

>you guyssssss

my new waifu, bye meg

who are these zoomer fucking shit roasties daring to question based Jerome?

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How are you doing today?

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you gotta read between the lines, what he really said was you lil bull niggas are alright, don't be a pussy and buy the dip

Long term puts, short term calls. Enjoy the ride.

>held ALT for years
What the actual fuck am I doing

Baggie SMG Capital, thanks for taking my question. When are you going to run out of ammo and take rates negative?

>muh blue chip

Rates are zero. Who is JPOW talking about that couldn't pay back such loans?

MOST HATED BULL MARKET OF ALL TIME!!!

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whats her name bros how do I long her

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Imagine being this new

>unlimited

That’s a beautiful word coming from the Fed Chair

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this is possibly the greatest 6 month performance by any central bank, ever
this is also probably the greatest FOMC meeting performance by any federal reserve chairman of all time
clarity
strength
fiscal responsibility
stable monetary policy
it's all there

blessed

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WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGS IS THIS?

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Is MRO a long-term play? I'm tempted to lock in my gains and sell now.

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>Imagine being this young
ftfy

log off of r*ddit.com

This Nick Timaraos guy has sanpaku eyes... dangerous :OO

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see filename

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please escort this man off of the premise, next question

Where are my oil and gas bros?
RDS.B, OKE, and TOT shareholder here.

He basically said he'll personally burn the entire world to keep the market moving. There may be nothing left except SPY and DOW, but they'll be at their ATH every day guaranteed.

You can only short women

Mayor Carcetti?

you're paying attention to the wrong person

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looks promising

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HI JEROME, I HAVE TWO QUESTIONS. FIRST, HOW DO I TURN MY CAMERA ON?

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TOT FANG CVX EPD ENB PSX COP chad here

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Thank you based jPow!!!
I’ve made so much fucking money the last two months I’m actually thinking about donating some.

so are we getting more free money or what

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that was such a jumbled and fucked up question
he had 15 minutes to try and prepare what he wanted to say, and he fucked it all up

Jerome's response to his question was at least 5x more coherent than steve's question
and I like steve, he's mostly reasonable, but he jumbled that question to all fuck

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if it closes above 24100 im financially ruined

You are muted

I bought $2500 of NAT at $7 and now it's going back down to $6

>inhales
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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that's up to congress, has nothing to do with the fed
the federal reserve controls the monetary policy, not the spending

Man shorting S&P rules; I either earn money or America gets fucked for all future, either way I win.
haha money printer go brrrrrr

How do I short heather

IT'S GOING UP SO FAST I'M TERRIFIED HELP AAAAAAAA I'M UP 10% IN TWO DAYS

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how do I short that man's voice?

rofl, I hope you have a few shekels left to buy a rope

>this WaPo roastie
holy shit who cares cut her off

Ouch sorry bro, this isn't dropping 600 points in the next hour unless something huge suddenly happens.

Mr. Powell isn't evil he wants to please others my astrologer said so with great confidence
seems like she's long cut-rate rhinoplasty and botox :

it's a $20 stock masquerading as a $2 stock
stay unaware to the facts about liver science

I think she's a man

Have sex

>tfw fell for the shitcoin tanker meme

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Fuck this jew stock market and fuck this jew crypto market.

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Hold until winter.

I have 6$ calls 7/17

>Pushing lending to an unprecedented extent and aggressive levels
>Will use tools to force the economy back to robust levels
>Rates to remain at 0%
>Continuing to purchase bonds and securities
>No asset purchases today but monitoring economy for further action, aggressive if robust recovery is not seen naturally

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IT'S JUST THE VIRUS

Dilate

>it's a 20 dollar stock
>people just havent noticed for the last 10 years!

worked

Pump or dump for power hour?

Ah fellow TOT shareholder, I regret not getting into a couple weeks ago. But it seems solid for a Baguette company.

Are you dripping your dividends or saving them on the side?

>takes a picture of a screen
Normie faggot leave

Have I missed the GILD ride?

TYFP

Only Kim jong un can save you at this point

Literally illegal to be a bear right now.

Profit taking as usual

Daddy Powell knows best. I trust him to do the right thing.

based

Let’s get one of the cuties on. Fuck that ginger roast is.