/smg/ - Stock Market General

You think you could own other assets, did you?
I set fire to bonds. I crushed the real esate market. Gold is garbage. Bitcoin is digital gold and thus digital garbage.
The infinite QE train is here to stay and your cash will be trash.
I have won. Get in my market or go to the poorhouse

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Do I sell my ge and bud stocks I bought this morning before jpow talks?

TELL ME HOW I CAN PROFIT OFF JEROME FED UPDATE AT 2:30

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Now is not the time for fear. That comes later tonight when the companies keeping the S&P afloat have to report earnings.

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>Entire world economy obliterated
>Stocks go to new all time high
*sips*

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I hold ET, DOW, TMDX and CUNNY, bros.

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Buy calls

BASED TINA POST

THERE

IS

NO

ALTERNATIVE

NEW PARADIGM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why?

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NEM blease stob

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Thanks for the reentry on tankers, idiots

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Well this UAVS thing is still climbing, in the short term at least. I think those of us that just bought are gonna get fucked at EOD unless that supposed Amazon partnership is announced.

FB and MSFT are reporting tonight, gonna be a another green dildo tomorrow.

yeah it'll probably never come back up ever

>I set fire to bonds.
no he didnt, in fact, he was buying bond market with QE money

is ZM going to get halted?

why is he attacking apu? apu doesn't deserve that

buy walmart

What's it gonna be?

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in what?

>holding my sqqq bags because I don't want to lose $150
>keeps going down and I lose even more money

someone shoot me

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Is GSK a good buy for a long hold?

BULLISH

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MONEY, I WANT MONEY. GIVE ME MONEY
MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

THINGS I NEED MONEY FOR:

HOUSE + 10 ACRES
NFA M-16 LOWER
NEW TRUCK

MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY

And yet, the market is mooning and didn't drop lower than it's previous lows.

Not even gonna bother, i'm late to the game, even if it isn't complete pump and dump bullshit. News will probably get sold hard.

do you even know how SQQQ works dude?

i hope you're not that retard who bought in at $21 last month

>unprecedented
Isn't the only thing left the forbidden technique?

Bagholder for the next 3 years spotted.

if I offered to buy them for 10% above whatever they're at right now would you sell?

keep up the good work

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Tell me right now why I shouldn't dump all the money I have into oil

>he bought the top
youtube.com/watch?v=-cZ7ndjhhps

Powell, sorry for not trusting you at first. I will join your cult right now and buying the top. Hopefully you accept my apology.

For showing you my full trust, I have opened a TESLA Long Call x20 right now. Let's share powers and make america great again!

Thank you.!!!!!!11

>T bonds pay near zero rate
>not fucking worthless trash
>companies cant pay coupons, not garbage
>Fed buys anyway
>"Bond market healthy"

look, almost every ID is green
we are going up further

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>mfw swing trading UAVS has erased all of my losses from holding 4/17 SPY puts to 0
this market brehs

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WHO SASOL HERE?

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It's STILL mooning! Any other SM chads here?

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>i hope you're not that retard who bought in at $21 last month

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I took profits at like noon, I had 100 in my Roth. If you were the guy who shilled it a while ago, thanks.

>Priced in is the new "have sex"