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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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alhambrapartners.com/2020/04/21/the-greenspan-bell/
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I hold 250 shares of TMDX and I love cunny, bros.

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bro...

Please PRINT

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Brilliant work

gasoline here went from $1.03 to $1.40 this morning wtf is going on??

what the fuck is cunny

>all indices mooning
>gold shitting itself
SELL YOUR HOUSE. SELL YOUR CAR. SELL YOUR GOLD. ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY. ALL IN ON STOCKS GOGOGOGOG

What do?

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Invest in the future. Invest in anime tiddies. Invest in NTDOY.

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UBERCHADS RISE UP!

How bad is FDP really?

Why is green bean crashing?

Fuck this fake and gay market.

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Please clink my stonks.

youtube.com/watch?v=6wQv-DVLeNk

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Lmao

I’ll follow your lead

GIVE ME YOUR BEST BEAR COPE EXCUSES!

I don't even know why they're going up lmao. 20% reduction in work force...
Although I guess it's because they have a ton of liquidity.
I'm also thinking of investing in Citigroup, what do you think?

First good meme I've seen since spy 2200

>GDP -4.8%
>JP Morgan is predicting 40% GDP loss second quarter
>Goldman predicting -34%
>10YR -3%
>2YR -6%

>DOW +2.8%

more bullish news coming through
be fearful when other are greedy

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usnews.com/news/business/articles/2020-04-29/asian-stocks-gain-after-france-spain-unveil-reopening-plans

>BEST MONTH FOR STOCKS SINCE 1974
>BEST MONTH FOR STOCKS SINCE 1974
>BEST MONTH FOR STOCKS SINCE 1974
>BEST MONTH FOR STOCKS SINCE 1974

Imagine being a bear and missing out on the biggest rally in 40 years.

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Bough a SPY call this morning, got stopped out at +20% now its nearly 100%. Fucking fake manipulated shit.

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I hate this world

I've made more money today than I did working this month.

It's beginning

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I was all in BA. What price do I sell at?

+3%
3%
+3%
3%

Get fucking rekt bobos. This market is going straight back to ATH. And you fucking bobos will cheer again if we MIGHT close 2.5% today.

Get rekt, get all rekt so hard for you doomsday spoucing. GILD rekt you all.

I do think there will be a recession, so let's just enjoy the up while we can.
It'll be a perfect cover for trump who can blame it on the Virus instead of the inverted yield curve of last year. Brilliant timing for him

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Currently have 2105 shares in MFA.
Holy shit, what a good year bros

SLOPPY JOB MOSSAD

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uh, why are these countries reopening surely these read the super cereal reports from the jew york times and w*shingon post about the virus which will kill literally everyone

lol this is me, good work

I would like some money please.

I'm interested in everything you said except NTDOY


>once investors realize
lol
that being said, I'm tempted to buy GLD if gold futures go under 1700

what state?
fuckers probably raised gas tax

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My profits from the initial crash are nearly gone thanks to this fake news rally.

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Should a nigga do it bros?

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Feels good having 1/3 of the world's cases. If catching COVID were an olympic sport, we'd get the gold medal.

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Hyperinflation is bullish

DOW 100k by EOY

holy fuck the ones on the left

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Having nothing to do with pricing. Enjoy your cash if end of world comes true. At least you can burn it to keep warm. Oh wait, you can't even do that.

So, wtf happened with USO? I bought like 7 stocks a couple days ago on Robinhood and now it’s saying I’m going to get my money in a week or two?

Max out your credit card. Pawn off all your jewelry. Borrow money from friends. ALL IN ON STOCKS NOW

What's fake? It is a fucking treatment with QUIET POSITIVE news.

Get rekt bobo. Hopefully you lose the rest too.

alhambrapartners.com/2020/04/21/the-greenspan-bell/

>Beginning in November, however, a surge in optimism. At -63 on October 14, 2008, just as the stock rout was ending, in four months it was nearly back at zero again. And it didn’t matter that there’d end up being another wave of global liquidations leading to another wave of bank nationalizations across the Continent. Those Germans were increasingly optimistic about Europe as well as Germany.

>All because a “somehow” Global Financial Crisis finally sprung the monetary wizards from their slumber.

>It stood in stark contrast to the ZEW’s other surveyed component, the current situation. While the panel respondents were growing happy about how hyper-active central banks were sure to guide the economy into a fruitful future in very short order, the economic reality on the ground was very different.

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No. Buy my 5/8 calls instead

cope

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kek, based dilber

$155

Whatever I put my $ into it goes down. I could follow a literal Jew Mafia’s investment advice and somehow still lose. I swear one day I’ll get sick of it. Better get more security for the synagogues

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absolutely, your also on the path to high score in boomer cleansing playthrough

Yas Forums told me that the FED is raising the rates in an hour

is it true?

It'll be really close, give yourself until 5/8
I'm this guy btw