>we're looking for a rockstar developer
We're looking for a rockstar developer
Checkin in
>high emotional intelligence is what we value most
>dynamic work environment
>a JavaScript Guru
>a React Ninja
>a dynamo dev
>a superstar team player
>a wordpress whiz
>a vue virtuoso
I hope every HR person defaults on their mortgage and gets addicted to heroin. All they do is spend my money and hire people with blue hair
>rockstar
'm here for the job interview
>boss unironically uses the phrase rockstar developer
The phrase emotional intelligence fills me with rage
>must have a Masters in Comp. Sci
>must have 6-8 yr continuous development experience (no employment gaps)
>must be willing to work in a diverse, supportive team working environment
>salary is 45k, plus free snacks!
10x developer here