We're looking for a rockstar developer

>we're looking for a rockstar developer

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Checkin in

>high emotional intelligence is what we value most

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>dynamic work environment

>a JavaScript Guru
>a React Ninja
>a dynamo dev
>a superstar team player
>a wordpress whiz
>a vue virtuoso

I hope every HR person defaults on their mortgage and gets addicted to heroin. All they do is spend my money and hire people with blue hair

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>rockstar
'm here for the job interview

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>boss unironically uses the phrase rockstar developer

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The phrase emotional intelligence fills me with rage

>must have a Masters in Comp. Sci
>must have 6-8 yr continuous development experience (no employment gaps)
>must be willing to work in a diverse, supportive team working environment
>salary is 45k, plus free snacks!

10x developer here

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