The market is fucking FAKE GOD DAMN. I SHORTED SO MUCH SHIT TODAY AFTER THE GDP NEWS AND NOW THE JEWS HAVE FUCKED ME. GOD DAMNIT I AM FUCKED. I LOST SO MUCH GOD DAMN MONEY FUCKING KILL ME
Josiah Bennett
bankruptcy is bullish af
Cooper Wood
GIVE ME YOUR BEST BEAR COPE EXCUSES RIGHT NOW!
Lincoln Nelson
Why would you have bought hertz specifically? Explain yourself
Ryan Long
any time but this last month, zero, you would be a billionaire if you could do this with any consistency
I am a bear at heart so don't want to invest in any real stocks. Thats why I went all cash until I FOMO'd into oil tankers. No I am accumulating by buying the bottom. Don't know if it is bearish or bullish but fuck this is a weird experience.
Chase Ross
Any of you fags get in on the CLF pump I told you about yesterday? Up almost 12%
Whew, who else SM chad here? Up +37% today because of good earnings, which for an oil company, was very unexpected.
Adrian Clark
>The market is fucking FAKE GOD DAMN. I SHORTED SO MUCH SHIT TODAY AFTER THE GDP NEWS AND NOW THE JEWS HAVE FUCKED ME. GOD DAMNIT I AM FUCKED. I LOST SO MUCH GOD DAMN MONEY FUCKING KILL ME
Yeah, I was doing the compounding in excel and came to that conclusion. Was hoping that maybe there was a way to game the premarket trends at open to ride the biggest movers and get out after %1-2. Would be fun to try with paper money or gambling funds, but I wouldn't consider it a core investing strategy.
Wyatt Davis
Pretty much impossible. 3% compounding gains 4 days a week would be an insane amount of growth once extrapolated out over a year. Starting with $100 you'd be a billionaire in under 10 years.
I'm done. This is all fake. The market is completely made up, none of it makes sense. People are dying and convulsing in the streets, businesses are crashing and burning, people are locked in their homes under threat of being shot if they go outside, and yet the stock market keeps going up. It's like playing in a casino where chips are stocks, dealers are rich old white men, and the house always wins. Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everything, fuck the world. THIS IS ALL RIGGED AND NONE OF IT MAKES SENSE AND I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY MIND BECAUSE I MAKE RATIONAL DECISIONS PREDICATED IN REAL WORLD LOGIC FACTS AND EVENTS AND YET TRUMP JUST PUSHES A BUTTON AND TAKES A MASSIVE STINKY WET BULL DIARRHEA SHIT ALL OVER MY EFFORTS BY TURNING ON A FEW DOZEN PRINTERS, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jose Morales
Who here HLX and SM chad?
Angel Peterson
UCO did a reverse split recently and my call turned into UCO1 and became worthless. what's up with that? it seems like a scam
Cameron Thompson
People here said the earnings report of DHT comes out the 13th but it seems like it is the 6th (got this of their website):
>Q1 2020 DHT Holdings, Inc. Earnings Conference Call >Wednesday May 6, 2020 at 8:00 a.m. EST/14:00 CET.
I bought gdx 2022 calls when it bottomed on March 23 and gdx was trading 30% below nav. Up 3x already with 2 years to Go
Daniel Rogers
nah, Vix at 30 these are perfectly normal moves volatility should be expected. Haven't had VIX sustained at these levels for year
Brandon Torres
given the relationship between the two things you mentioned (the conditions outside and the conditions in the market) you have determined that it's the market that is fake?
William Nelson
>Having everything in one industry Just because you won doesn't mean it's not dumb
Jordan Perez
IRM
Hudson Rogers
I dumped 5k on them out of pure memes and they're my best performers now. Absolute fucking delusion, but holy shit the profit. I'm starting to feel scared.
Ayden Nelson
Because the news clarified, they’re probably not gonna go bankrupt but they’re talking with lenders about restructuring payments or something
Camden Hill
I bought a junior gold miner last month, up about 45% right now, holding out for earnings pop in May.
Noah Kelly
Top, closed my calls, bought puts. Screencap this so you can jerk off to the thought of being me at 4pm.
Ian Walker
>VIX suddenly crashes hard >nah this is normal!
I don't think you know how VIX works
Kayden Campbell
NET has hit average trading volume and its not even lunch yet. Yesterday it had twice the average trading volume. Why? Because big boys are buying up the cheapies, they know Earnings Call is a free ticket to flavortown.
Get some NET and have no Regret™
Angel Sullivan
HAL AND MRO CHADS WHERE WE AT THESE GAINS ARE UNREAL
Gavin Lee
Gladly, thank you captain.
Connor Moore
e. People are dying and convulsing in the streets, businesses are crashing and burning, people are locked in their homes under threat of being shot if they go outside, and yet the stock market keeps going up
Holy fuck you retard stop watching the news, you're being fooled if you think thats happening.
Ayden Perry
Based Hertz mooning on the great and positive news of impending bankruptcy
Luis Cooper
More likely bear capitulation and a broad short squeeze
Brody Lopez
The 13th was what nasdaq.com was reporting.
Kayden Phillips
>cheapies nothing is cheap right now
Kevin Morales
HAL chad reporting for duty bought at $7.07, almost 100%
