/smg/ - stock market general

uhhhh ohhhhhhhhh edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/demon-girl

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/

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Less GDP is bullish

BOBO ARE YOU OK

Nigger

>WE HAVE A CURE

>OH WAIT THAT'S NOT WHY THE ECONOMY IS CRASHING ANYMORE

>just blew my entire unemployment check on DHT

Its a bizarre kind of feel

I only love cunny, bros.

>GDP contracts by more than anyone expected
>stonks are big green
fucking clown show

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO PRINT MONEY TODAY WITH SPY CALS YOU BOBO QUEER FAGGOTS HAHAHAHHAA SUCK IT!!!! DIDNT GET GREEDY THIS TIME, SOLD ALL MY POSITIONS

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ALL IN CVE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

>people are buying BA again
fucking lel

>shrank -4.8%
So the GDP went up 4.8%? Do any of these niggers know how math works?

absolute
peak
delusion

Lovely pump. Put my lowball buy order for our regularly scheduled mid-day dump

>Bobo posting in the OP
this desperate

TVIX bro are you OK?

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Everything is UP boys
How are your gains so far?

SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO NOW?

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Thoughts on LMT? a good price to go in or wait for a larger decline?

today will end red unless powell steps in

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imagine unironically being a bear

FUCK OFF ITS GOING TO CRASH ANY MINUTE

She should change her name to Heather Short

>tfw panic sold thinking it was the peak
A-at least I still have some stocks left and didn't lose anything, right?

I’ve got just enough money left to buy a short rope and a wobbly stool.

>DHT
this is whats making me bald.

Orbit achieved.
youtube.com/watch?v=iYYRH4apXDo

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Cool...those 10/16 $8 USO calls are now showing as 1c on RH now after the R/S. Really awesome

why the fuck would you be so retarded? lmao

Apologize guise!

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leaf bro! i been in since 3.67. Gonna be making bankkkk

Underrated

Ford reports $2billion loss for first quarter, expects even worse for second quarter. This stock is a dog. Should have bought webistics

WHAT SHOULD I BUY TODAY ON THE DIP TO GET RICH I HAVE 200 DOLLARS

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is it time to buy ford now?

>went 50k on tankers yesterday

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that's a woman

why is that piece of shit intel up?

This is my first contract, I just grabbed 1 to see what happens, but this looks weird. Is this a bug in robinhood?

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Look at zoom.
That's going to happen to everything soon.

Whew, someone was straight up giving away SPY 500 12/22 calls this morning.

I just bought $5 strike puts on it....it's gotta tank a bit I think

my watchlist is a sea of green friend

Saxo’s Jewish fucking 15 minute delay fucked me so the stocks were like 5 cent more than I should’ve paid for them.
Fucking hell. At least they’re already up £4

welcome to the world of tanker stocks. Its a roller coaster

stop being a pussy and hold until earnings start coming out

Why do you retards always buy and sell in the first 30 minutes of the day?

Guys, I’ve forgotten what stocks going down feels like

AAAAAA FUCK YOU CLOUDFLARE DRAGGING MY PORTFOLIO GAINS DOWN

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based cunnybro

In Russia you just fill in the form W-8BEN and pay 13% instead of 30% (10% to US and 3% to Russia). I'm surprised Canadians are more cucked than we are.

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Guys...No clue how to trade anymore. The jew tricks are getting too good.

I honestly don't get why the market gets such a hard on for GILD fake ass cure.

jesus fuck this QQQ pump

>5 figure account
bruh

My only question during this rally....WHY THE FUCK IS STEEL DOWN RIGHT NOW?! WHAT HAPPENED TO TX?!

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CUNNY FUTURES PUMPING

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Remdesivir pump

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ANSWER MEEEEEEEE

Okay fine I am not selling my Spxs until its Zero dollars and I will just write off all my losses on my taxes. Idgaf anymore ..

In FACT when i do file my taxes I will just quit my job and get a job being paid under the table and tell the irs I dont have any money ...


2 can play that game Fed

Short term event driven has been my go to these past few weeks. I missed AYTU though. Sad about that one

Heather Harmon, she swallows big red cocks

It's dropping right now. I'm gonna buy if gets down to ~$5.

imagine being such a fag you dont buy more tanker stocks at a discount right now

Thinking of buying more on the bottom today. Don't know if this is big or small think...

money go brrrrrr h

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The IRS takes 15% off the top. It’s a form of capital control

another one bites the dust

no it underwent a reverse split and now you're fucked

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1 share of TVIX

Tanker bros, don't despair. Look at what NAT did on March 30th. It dipped hard, then regained. It took almost 20 days to regain that, but it did and then more.

There is nothing more cucked than Canada. Every single level of the entire country lives only to fuck with the normal citizens. Only celebrities (especially foreign ones) get helped in any way by this shithold of a 3rd world country.

>Q1: -4.8%
>Q2: -35%
>companies reporting shitty or negative eps
>country still closed with only vague hurr per state opening up guidlines in the works
>small business suffering or outright shuttering by now
B V L L I S H

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I'm a bizraeli

>forgot to fill a leg for my iron condor on google
>down $300 today
JUST

ECONOMIC DATA WORSE THAN EXPECTED

Dow goes up 1.75%

Retarded market

That kid who was posting 50 posts per thread is retarded. I can't wait until the ban is lifted so all these wagies go back to work.

All in on ETH, how are things lookin boys?

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Markets take a while to react to bad news to give time for big investors to dump their bags.

Feeling pretty comfy as a GILD shareholder right now ngl

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BOBOS ARE YOU OK

NO SERIOUSLY?

DID YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A BULLTRAP?

AHAHAHAHA

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Just sit tight till earnings. Guidance gonna be lit. There is no analyst coverage of the sector so it’s just retail playing now

They have used a well timed fake report news by GILD to forget about real economics.

Worse than who expected? Why do they get to set the parameter for "whats expected"?

No shit. Imagine being this fucking nervous all the time.

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Negative EPS is OK, if it's not so negative that they won't be able to survive about 6 months (or however long it takes them to restart operations at full capacity + 3 months) it's literally bullish (that's what "priced in" means). If it's worse than that it's neutral to bearish, if it's much worse it's very bearish.

get a life

based quads.

this is the dumbest thing ive ever heard, institutions get the news long before us cattle do

Sold my GD in bed earnings and of course it goes up

>>>>>UAL UP 10% 2 days in a row
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I want to die
>>>>(((PLANES)))
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>NO DIVIDENDS
>>>>

Aah should I? I have the order out but I put it so low it won't fill. I just have to adjust the price a little and I put another 300 in.

I lost all my gains I made the past week and a half because I was wrong about the direction the market was gonna go today.

I'm not selling though because I think things could turns south this week.

Mass shootings arent real or every polititian and the irs would be under constant showers of bullets ... FUCK THIS MARKET AND FUCK JEWS ...
Thier day is coming .. America will make Hitlers germany look like little leage baseball

i decide what's expected

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>market opens
>trailing stop sells both immediately detonate
Well shit. I guess that's what that's for, but it kinda sucks.

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Why not? They fired 16 thousand people. That's bullish AF.

Its hard to be more greedy than I'm being right now without being completely senseless. GILD pumps a fake cure and the market wants to go back to all time highs. Feels like late February again but i'm not sure what the catalyst is to pull the rug out.

i'd short you, desu

and who are you?