WHY THE FUCK IS USO PUMPING PREMARKET

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>he thought we're headed into a recession

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You have to ride the train up to get the fun drop

Because millions of retards World wide thought buying this rotten futures etf would give them an easy buck and saudis had their shorts ready. Now fed is going to just brrrr this mistake out of consequences and nobody will ever learn

this

Looks like a 10-1 reverse split

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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IT ALREADY SPLIT LAST NIGHT
THIS IS POST SPLIT

would you prefer we deal with it now, masochist?

Mystifying isn't it? They're must be news somewhere that we don't have access to.