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> -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter -4,8 decline in gdp in the first quarter

WE ARE FUCKED. TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE STOCK MARKET NOW

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The worse it is, the more money they will print. Bad news is good news.

ACTUALLY BULLISH WTF

JESUS CHRIST THIS WAS JUST THE FIRST QUARTER, SECOND IS 12% IM CALLING IT

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>-4.8%

Damn, just barely missed his 5% goal. At least the libs are still pissed lol

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PRICED IN

BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FASTER GOOOOOD DAMN IT

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That's actually bullish. Dow will close up by 5%.

my retirement...just gone...

How long will it take for the economy to recover?

They just announce they’ve got a drug that cures this shit, literally take your meds

>priced in
>BRRRRRR'd away

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Bullish

That's been announced almost everyday since this started and you still believe it.

>FASTER GOOOOOD DAMN IT

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>Q2 expected -35%

Theres no fucking way.

brrr = stonks go up, infinite supple vs fixed supply

BUY BITCOIN

Ask Japan. So far 3 decades and counting.

JP Morgan is predicting 40% GDP loss, so she might be underselling. Goldman predicting -34%

It's the collapse of fiat

Time to trade in my stonks for more 5.56!

>Morgan Stanley now thinks US GDP will shrink 30% next quarter as coronavirus pushes unemployment to historic highs
markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/us-recession-coronavirus-gdp-plunge-2q-forecast-economy-morgan-stanley-2020-3-1029023137
The real butthurt hasn't even begun.

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buy silver

that article is outdated. they've since updated it to -40%

forbes.com/sites/sergeiklebnikov/2020/04/10/jpmorgan-forecasts-20-unemployment-and-40-hit-to-second-quarter-gdp/#3e96431c4489

>1st world nation
>top tier infrastructure
>highest life expectancy
>one of the healthiest, disciplined populace
and yet the rest of the world, especially in the usa with its crumbling infrastructure and disease ridden populace, it is always proclaimed that japan is as good as dead for decades
>muh gdp
>muh missed decades
>muh never got out of recession/depression
>muh declining birth rates
>muh not energy independent
>muh shrinking population
>*wheezes in diabeetus*

Japan is prime example that GDP is meme tier

You still have time to sell after you bought the previous dip. No matter what please don’t make a bad decision in this clown market

This. Don't forget "growth" is why Western countries have so much immigration. Our "leaders" literally have no idea how to run a non-ponzi scheme system.

lol holy shit

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