Why do none of you faggots invest in Jesus?

Why do none of you faggots invest in Jesus?

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How do I short Satan?

I'm DCAing

Why do you invoke the name of the saviour in vain? Why do you associate him with swearwords? Do you think you're being funny?

got a call option, execute when needed

God isnt real user. Stop believing fairy tales. You need to grow up and face reality like a man.

t. prays to saturn every night

You are God

See your local church for options.

I do associate heathens like with swearwords. But I do think that there is the chance that I used his name in vain, trying to help the blind see the light. I apologize deeply.

You always need Jesus in your life, user.

Jesus is a scam.

>Jesus?
jesus is not helping me get out of neetdom

>The guy who hate greed, gambling and money seeking faggots
Oh yeah, you're a real good christian OP. Jesus loves Yas Forumstards

I do invest in him, but I also don't want to go around and preach poverty, so I keep it wise and balanced. Read the OT, same advice can be found there. Jesus ate with rich people regularly.

repent

not on binance

Jesus was the biggest fucking Jew Shiller there ever was. He tricked stupid idiots to follow his cult with magic tricks and somehow ended up influencing all of society’s a result and due to a lack of technology and proper ability to document accurately and truthfully. His market of followers has been crashing for years since the advent of the industrial revolution and it will keep doing so until all idiots in society are wiped out or they attempt another crusade like the morons they are.

the ROI is shit
he will give it to the jews and i get some cucky spiritual tale about "not needing anything"

for what, what i do to repent?

your god is a jew with a mexican name, kek

It seems pretty clear that you are highly invested in sins.

Yep I am because sins are meaningless propaganda made up by the Jews and those in power to keep you in check and conform to their rules so you stay the nice little sheep that you are. Just waiting until you get slaughtered.

Matthew 25:27

Jesus was a jew

Jesus does not invest, he saves.

Jesus was the king of Jews, kike.

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God is real. The actual issue is Jesus. The historical Jesus is not the same as the dramatized Jesus in scriptures. This has led many into worshipping Jesus as a personal God which is in direct contradiction with what the doctrines are actually trying to convey. So do you reject the absolute or do you reject the fraud that is the historical Jesus?

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Jews got you by the balls

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Because the antichrist is a better bet
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Evil and clever men adopted the historical names which were used to define spiritual designations (look into the origins of the words hebrew, isrealites, jews). Another example of this in the word Jerusalem which means the heavenly realms its not a place on a map. People have been unironically reading myths and thinking that the people they consider as primitive were incapable of using allegories and symbols so it must be "history"

Jesus isn't paying a dime for this rent. Even on a biz thread. Just bought 1000 puts on satan time to maturity the second coming

amen

Too many theological contractions in the Bible and church history on issues to worship but ain't got the balls to renounce him. I know that the nature of God is something beyond human comprehension and thus all doctrine explaining god to man are flawed but the shifting nature of doctrine on what God wants or even who is God shakes my faith.

Looks like a final solution 2.0 is needed here

Christianity is unironically why the West is getting feminized, SJWized, and picked apart by the crows

"Turn the other cheek" and "all men are special and should be loved" set the stage for this shit