/smg/ - Stock Market General

Earnings season continues, 500 companies will be reporting in the next 60 hours
FOMC meeting today
Futures are green

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>cnbc.com/2020/04/28/ford-f-earnings-q1-2020.html
>Ford expects an adjusted pretax loss of $5 billion during the second quarter as the company grapples with the fallout from the coronavirus pandemic
>The automaker’s total revenue, which includes auto sales and financing, slid 14.9% to $34.3 billion in the first quarter.
>Ford burned through $2.2 billion in cash during the quarter, a number Wall Street is closely watching.

Stock today

>5.38 +0.21 (+4.06%)

I don’t understand what I’m talking about and I’m long volatility bros!

>USO reverse split
>Check account, had 16 shares that should become 2 shares
>Price went up to reflect reverse split but my account still says I have 16 shares
>1500% account increase
Holy fuck should I sell? If the sale goes through before they do the split to my shares, will they "correct" it later?

so when is oil going to break down again?

Clown market.
I’m gonna hold amd for a bit before I sell off. If this shit goes up im gonna emp Wall Street so those fucking algorithms can die.

So theoretically you could completely divorce yourself emotionally from stocks, just go by numbers, buy and sell with extremely short stop losses and moderate ~10% gains, and it seems possible you could probably make good money over enough time.

One of the problems though it seems would be having to account for negative fluctuations right? Sometimes a stock takes a small dip before it moons, you never know, so your stop loss would have to have enough room to moderately account for that, but that also opens up the possibility of more loss, which could potentially tilt the whole thing into driving loses?

Is this what day traders do?

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no they will pay you and cant refund it cuz u were a genius to sell at this time

>a solar flare wipes out all life on earth
>stock market reaches all time high

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Probably be fixed by opening, you’re not going to get free money from a reverse split.

I’m so glad thoughtful lads like you are allowed to manage their own portfolios.

Up 65% on HAL

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4am gang rise up. Definitely gmi.

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WAIT A SECOND
CATS DONT HAVE THUMBS

Every day I feel good about longing ET

How do I short funny yellow dog

Tell me how the clown market isn’t real.
Boeing are haemorrhaging customers and will have criminal suits about the 737MAX and they’re up 3%.

Hope you all have a healthy green day frens

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>Futures gapping up again
good lord I'm getting concerned, it's too good to be true
Hello fellow Mountain Time chad

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Bullish for lean hogs

comfy af brah

thats what i mean, If anyone else did that on any other show and they wouldve ruined the company.

The traders dumped and kids bought so it dipped but then went higher.

I completly agree, but i guess i feel like creepy CEOs with weird tics are normalised now so he gets a pass.

Then please be so kind, with your at least 50 IQ, to elaborate why FORD is doing anything besides crabbing or shitting its bed?

Good morning /smg/! Are we selling yet, or letting this insane bull week run?

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You too fren

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Where can I find a girl like that? You know, one with a vagina?

Can only go up from there, very bullish.

Any thoughts on this?
tldr:

>ICE Brent June futures expiring tomorrow, derivatives (CME etc) expiring today
>Brent is also deliverable contract, but unlike WTI, Brent can be cash-settled
>Brent cash settlement price is calculated based on physical Brent delivery prices, price given by Dated Brent Price
>Dated Brent has been at significantly lower levels than the Futures
>This price will get corrected, just like the WTI Futures tanked. Though, Brent is NOT going to negative territory

You can't, it's called art.

You never will

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The market is going to pump the hell out of -25% GDP isn't it.

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here we go again

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I don’t like your attitude

I don’t like your honesty

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i need NET to go to $30 for my exit... I am too greedy, I also really wanna get rid of NET

I am ruined.
I didn't buy the dip

When are Boeing earnings?

Short_oil

When are commodities most active?

Steadily pumping. Let’s hope the DOW follows suit

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The moment I started trading the price action immediately contracts and crabs.

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That’s because you’re a faggot. Faggot

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Can anyone tell one reason why this is not legit?

Oil went up like 20% yesterday without any real reason in oil markets, exept FOMO over Saudi cuts, that are not necessary to cover the demand drop anyway

what a beast

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Hmm. It’s all speculation user. Everyone wants to buy the bottom. There won’t be any more rhyme or reason behind the big pump coming. Remember states are already opening back up

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I'd like a gf (male) like that as well.

Not gonna lie, i'm loving this coronavirus shit. I hope it never goes away.

OUT OUT OUT

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NONONONONONONO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It's been fun, minus these "hey let's start tracking and tracing everyone" ideas that are popping up.

>Hmm. It’s all speculation user. Everyone wants to buy the bottom. There won’t be any more rhyme or reason behind the big pump coming. Remember states are already opening back up

*SOME* states opening up, but it's going to take fucking long time for travel and industry to recover. Internationally only few European countries are slowly opening up but oil demand is not going to pick up any time soon. Remember the global oil demand was down like 3x as much as OPEC was going to cut. Even if it picks up, there is a fuckton of oil still stored dampening the price.

I only bought a few at 7 dollars, should've bought a ton more. Ah well, at least I picked up a bunch of Airbus at 50 euros

Any Niobros? It's comfy today

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Place 3 way overlapping orders, fucking inhouse algo manages to crab inbetween.

Never putting my money in chink pump and dumps unless I somehow have inside information

Everyone "wanting to buy the bottom" is exactly the reason oil is over the real price and exactly why you should short it before the futures are traded against the real price.

Why is fro losing money this makes no sense bros.

I’m not disputing anything you are saying. I’m just pointing out that people are ready to buy. Their trigger finger is getting itchy. Many first time investors see opportunity to make some dough.

I personally believe we will be OK.

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