Their Bio:
>Please be unique
>If you start the convo with a 'hey' swipe left
>Be creative
Their conversation starter:
>'Hey'
>'Heyy'
>'Hey, {INSERT NAME HERE}'
>*sends gif of animal waving*
>*sends gif with shy/embarassed expression*
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All women are stupid whores that for some reason are the soul reason life exists
You're unironically not going to find love on Tinder
Sole*
Life is overrated
genuine question OP. why are you posting on Yas Forums?
have you heard of or ?
where to find {{{her}}} ?
they dont even msg me and making up gay ass conversation starters are a waste of my fucking time.
I've accepted I will die alone. Girls are just completely boring and insufferable when they're not sucking my dick.
back in high school
Try the last place you looked
FUCK YEAH (((BUSINESS AND FINANCE)))
"I love traveling, going out and netflix"
"if you have a dog i will probably love him more than you"
"sapiosexual"
"I'm a nurse in Kentucky - 5''4"
Kek
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i live in a small country far away from the US (which i assume you are posting from) and experience the same exact fucking bios? is that it, are all girls fundamentally the same bland piece of cardboard all around the globe?
what's so special about you
People just put generic bios on dating apps for obvious reasons
i am employed and i study, have multiple hobbies including all kinds of sports & working out, making and listening to music, cooking, trading & programming, cars, traveling
what's ur point?
Met a girl on bumble who I was falling in love with that cut me off and its completely my fault
Now I larp as cloud strife and realize no girl will ever compete. Call me cringe, don't care.
No. Thots are pretty much the same all around the globe but there are non-thot females. Not sure if you can find them on tinder though.
Sounds generic as fuck, only thing that's missing is "I love video games especially Zelda!".
what about you faggot?
keep searching bros. Also try /soc/
I honestly gave up on women after the sex and the city craze. I tried to watch 2 episodes. I can describe the show as "shit women talk to each other in private for shock value." It might be the worst fucking thing to become a huge hit, and it caused an avalanche of copy-cat shows like Girls which was probably worse but I'm never going to watch it. I will never understand the schizophrenic nature of women.
so you're not good at anything? unless you're leonardo fucking davinci which I doubt you are.
The ladies love a deep thinking big brained stoic. Not some hobby overloading faggot desperately trying to compensate.
that's a man
Are you really discussing DDoS’ing on iMessage group chat...
>all kinds of sports & working out, making and listening to music, cooking, trading & programming, cars, traveling
is exactly the kind of bio you are complaining about
>deep thinking
>women love men that have big brains
>women love stoic men
I'm emloyed and dont study anymore. Like video games, work out, make music, and am interested in trading. Hate sports, cars and travelling.
At the same time I never claimed to be special, I know Im in the 80% demographic of this board even though I'm a bit older than the average.
5 months dating haven't found a penis yet
Why are you posting a selfie?
kek, I'm also very conscious of my flaws, I've been limiting my interests to religion, shitcoin discovery and reading about how to build shit
I did, took me forever though I would advise anyone looking to be extremely picky if you're looking on tinder
>her bio says "I'm X years old" but her profile says X + 1, 2, 3 etc
>obnoxiously liberal
>single mom, bonus points if the kid is a halfbreed
>problem hairstyle/color
>problem glasses
>profile has pictures of her with black guys
>sexuality is anything besides hetero or bi
>meme degree from an expensive private school yet works a shit tier food service/retail job
>"I'm done with hookups I want something real now"
>only interests are Netflix, wine, traveling and animals
>she's just using the profile to shill her social media accounts
And to top it off the very small handful of women who seem likable and don't have any of these issues are all guaranteed to either live far away or have a work schedule that is completely opposite of mine or plan on moving in a couple months. It's so fucking tiring.
>having this picture 95% of the time
>5% other time outside machu pichu
This isn't finance. KYS
That shit is pointless in a dating app desu. Just put something funny and easy going in there and let the pics talk for you.
>I like experimental and brutal death metal. If you think you're hot shit 1v1 me on quake live and we'll see.
I don't use dating apps but this would be my profile bio.