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Can anyone please throw this newfag a bone and please redpill me on stock screener? Thanks in advance.
line go up line go down
hey jerkoff.
Stop sharing the pasta which is the same fucking video over and over
That doesn't help, I'm sorry.
Cofe time in english :-DDDD
What time of day should i buy/sell if im swing trading? To me it looks like prices spike up between 9:30-11 then slowly move throughout the rest of the day
I hurt myself today
CRBP.
Buy today and sell in a week.
Someone stop me from liquidating my entire position to go all in on Hertz tomorrow morning.
AMD is good for my blood pressure
Who is going to rent cars?
>didn't realize that depositing funds from my savings to RH counted as part of my monthly amount of transfers I can use
>going to eat a total excess transfer charge of 45 bucks
It's really nothing but fuck Wells Fargo
I'm FOMOing into tanker stocks and nobody can stop me
Also Bloomberg is saying more Americans have died from coronavirus than the Vietnam War which is fun
I love cunny, I'm balls deep in AMD $55 puts and OP is a fag.
me too, user, all in on STNG
Literally ever savings account limits withdrawals retard
>more Americans
yeah but i mean are we talkin about a bunch of niggers or what?
AMD, meet reality. Reality, AMD.
Ironically it says TSLA is still going to double over the same timeframe.
>WF limits the amount of transfers you do a month
Just drop WF. I moved all my money to Schwab from WF and never looked back
>No ATM fees, anywhere
>Can gamble with my money with no transfer time
>Phone support staff speaks english as a first language
Will my ford puts go up tomorrow or am I going to get iv crushed?
>excess transfer charge
nigga what
are you using your savings account or something
get a bank account with schwab, they refund all atm fees anywhere in the world, no transfer fees, and you can then invest with a real broker at the same time
Are you the kid who listened to his dad to go all in and now trying to get others to buy your bags?
/smg/ IS SAVED!!!
Mostly niggers but we can use them to push for a war with China
why would you make a second thread?
when did you buy them?
i had to get out from IV crush on ones i bought last week.
Ford is also not a guaranteed sub-5.
my emotional state is 100% tied to the peformance of the stock market, regardless of its actual relation to the real world economy
Is this what crypto junkies feel like?
oh my
>that image
I thought this was a good image, but the fucked up X-axis smells like someone is trying to deceive me.
What was IV when you bought in? IV has been off the charts so I think IV is a meme until rona is over
Um. Just wait till Thursday or so at least untill it’s a down market day. Why buy the day after everything goes up? It’s like you like losing money.
>tfw holding $ET bags
Well, at least when tankers run out of space, oil pipelines will be used as a last resort for storage.
With all the earnings reports next week, wouldn't it be probable the SP500 loses points during?
stock trading is the best video game. You get so emotionally involved because the stakes are real
wow that is awful. schwab's is so much better
the X-axis is different because the populations are different
Is Common Stock and Uncommon Profit a good book?
did you not see my post where i completely btfo OP by calling him a fag? there's no coming back for this thread.
I've been switching between schwab and tradingview, they're both okay but give a few different results on occasion
you also stated you were a pedophile. Not a good look, bro. Sorry
>I thought this was a good image, but the fucked up X-axis smells like someone is trying to deceive me.
They are on log scales
Where'd you get that?
>Sleepy Joe + Nasty Woman 2020
Cheeto Man literally has this in the bag.
WHY ARE FUTURES PUMPING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Entering and exiting a positions on the same day is considered day trading. Swing trading is slightly longer term, think several days to a few weeks to complete an entry+exit cycle.
For day trading I'd say to avoid the first and last 30 minutes of the day because shit will run way up or down during those time periods and you can't really predict what'll happen. Figure out which way whatever it is that you're trading is trending for the day around 10-10:30 and jump into it, ride it up/down until the momentum stalls out. Watch out for a reversal around lunchtime. Day trading is more or less gambling so be sure to set your stops tight and move them once you're in the green so that if you do get stopped out then at least you've made a little money rather than losing some.
Anyone make cash by selling covered calls? Seems profitable.
I heard tankers are good. What do you think of EURN, INSW, and DSSI?
They're never going to let it crash are they?
He should drop the nick names and just call them swear words after a certain point
>that bitch
You could have just told me you were gay, user, it doesn't really bother me.
>limiting your upside as we approach the singularity
no thx
my own scripts
>the X-axis is different because the populations are different
And yet the image implies constant slope for correlation even though the X-Axis is non-standard. If you had a normal X-Axis it may be the the correlation of the nigger chart would as pronounced.
But again, it didn't have to be done that way, it could have been charted like any normal functional human being would have charted it, but it wasn't so I have to assume some Russian or Chink made that chart to distract me from something.
It's always (((Jews))), Chinks or Russians who want me to get riled up about niggers while they steal my gains.
ok seriously what are these futures
this is kinda so fucking ridiculous and retarded now
OH NO NO NO NO
WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE
AAAAAAA HAHAA HAAA
Why not just set trailing stops?
it was deep red the past 2 nights and then went up green pre
now it's green tonight. Guess what will happen (^:
What are you slack jawed retards having for dinner?
it will also go up. have you learned nothing yet
FYI it doesn't matter who you bank with, those limits are part of regulation d
it goes greener
don't use retarded contrarian meme logic
looks good. what is that
Kek, what's AMC gonna do if more studios go this route? Make their own movies? Theaters were already a dying business in the first world, Corona may have just ended their pathetic bleed-out early.
that looks like trailer trash white food
i had a french omelette
>implying
bad earnings will finally rattle people.
We started the day off +1.5% on the S&P500 and it just fell like a rock.
Gib?
>AMC goes bankrupt
>stock fucking moons
I love and hate this shit.
Bro you think that's trailer food? I had ham, broccoli, and onion baked in cheese with a layer of cornbread batter spread over the top.
I like to just let it run after I secure a profitable position. That way it can run up and retrace all it wants to without getting stopped out by a trailing stop which would then mean that I'd need to look for another entry position. I only daytrade futures though, I have my trading platform set to automatically place both stop and target exit orders as soon as I make an entry. The target order is set pretty far out and I'll adjust that up or down manually as the price moves. Once my position is in the green then I drag my stop order 1-2 ticks above my entry point and let it do what it's gonna do then.
the earnings that matters most is on the 30th. green tomorrow.
>while they steal my gains
and what do you think taxes for the welfare state are?
where can I buy your crystal ball?
got it from your mom's nightstand, i think she said she picked it up from walmart.
found a link for it
walmart.com
Reply to my post with a pepe and you shall be rewarded tomorrow with good gains.
lets see here
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