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Airbnb is getting fucked extremely hard.
Of course the company will be able to return to normal, but what about all the dipshits that bought homes for the sole purpose of renting them out through this?
LCGALTSS
Any thoughts on Brent? Futures expiring thurs, tracking futures expiring tomorrow.
this statement is false
What's with all this retarded spurgo spam today?
imagine being the retarded futures trader right now buying sp500 contracts right now at this price.
imagine how small their brains must be. baited by the algos for months now.
just l m a o.
>almost all in on TSX last week
>Canadian Tire going to the moon
>loonie will moon and go to parity with US dollar
>I will be the richest thousandaire I know
you'll still be Canadian scum though, bro
Curiously enough, futures opened negative yesterday and gapped up.
I for one am eager for the next big crash.
you seem mad about it
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>tfw missed the tanker buys this morning
>tfw tankers about to moon tomorrow
They got unlucky with their investment decision.
Wirecard is getting dumped on KPMG news lol
Not quite enough diversification user
Kek fuck those people. I hope they get foreclosed on and I am able to pick up some cheapies
>have you no sympathy user?
Not for people that own multiple houses
I don't think he's done.
Going to sink 7k in options tomorrow /smg/. What are your positions
I was actually thinking about this today, is there an ETF tracking total market cap/liquidity? not like just sp500 but like whole US stonk market so I can long inflows / short outflows?
what are you thinking bullish or bearish?
I'm going to buy 1 share of every stock out there, no one is going to stop me.
What should I set my limit orders for tomorrow? Stocks and price.
imagine being the retarded futures trader that went long a few minutes ago and lost a few grand right now in that small dump
>Economic devastation
>Stocks go up
*sips*
TVIX, unironically. Gave me ~5% today because I know to sell the spikes and get more on the dip
This is how it begins.
The secret Yas Forums server link is discord gg 2hc3gS6
We will interview John McAfee this week. Join.
hmm
Fuck off and die
Start with berkshire
realistically, I see another housing crises.
>CAD going anywhere but down, ever
OOF
Yes I was there when CAD was at parity. Had I known then what I knew now I would have put everything into USD and never looked back.
I SAID WHAT SHOULD I SET MY LIMIT ORDERS TO FOR TOMORROW
Tomorrow will be so green :)
All time highs by mid-summer
Buy or Die
FAG - 69.69
Just write puts bro
limit sell your CUK stock at approx 12 dollars
>Real estate
They must not have read rich Dad poor Dad. Real estate will always be a meme.
Any HTGC bros?
you lose
Bros I keep gambling weeklies and loose it all, what do wtf
>lookup FAG
>it's a swedish company called faggerhult, AB
Checks out
This is what I’m betting on. I will be a millionaire if this happens
>he didn't but the dip
sad!
They were just trying to live the dream.
Honestly, I wanted to get into the business, but not at these housing prices.
Hopefully they crash hard and I can pick up cheap homes to bounce between while renting the other on airbnb
Heck yeah I just bought in to CTC, let's go!
Got XIC before to get my full Canada buy.
Do you have banks or energy?
Cringe
buy $ZOOM not $ZM
Don't worry. Stocks go down starting tomorrow.
>there are people who aren't dumping everything they own into MRO
damn, you learn something new erryday I guess
Ok bros my plan is gamble all my money on NET earnings call =====> all in DFEN
HOLY SHIT
thoughts on mortgage REITs you motherfucking Niggers
As we all are. Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes he eats you
Says the increasingly nervous bear for the millionth time.
STOCKS
ONLY
GO
UP
Do you think banks will actually be allowed to take houses?
another user with family that works in real estate said that the housing market could be very good for buyers as early as November, renters in late summer. he seemed to know his shit.
Not Yet (tm)
Wtf is the story with DFEN, are they a one contract co or biotech?
I didn't buy anything when the dow was at 19k.
I trusted biz that this was a dead cat bounce. How much longer until it plummets bros?
I’ve been looking to get in but I think we will see a better entry point in the future
Well that was a week ago and I haven't heard anything from them, I'll send then an email later this week and see what they say. If 2 weeks go by and I haven't gotten any money from them then I'll go to the property management company. I've done a lot of work for other landlords through them and they've always gotten any issues resolved pretty quickly. Usually I work with the property management company directly and just send them the bill which they pay themselves and then bill out the landlord for the repairs or take the money out of the rental income. These people wanted to "work directly with the contractors" instead of having the property management company be the middleman. They're also from out of state (they live in Washington and bought these run-down apartments here in Texas). The wife works for Boeing so that's a pretty bad sign right there too...
>trusting Yas Forums
user, I, uh, well..........................
that's a cat
Can you fag bobos stop being the faggots who cried bear?
Economy is fine, everything is opening back up these next two weeks. Stocks will all go back up to where they are, everyone like me will go and get laid again, it will be glorious.
Each one of you retards wants to be special, wants to be the one guy who called it because you jerk off to the movie the big short. news flash none of you are special none of you are intelligent none of you are worth jack shit. Go learn a skill, improve yourself, stop being such a worthless piece of shit.
VTI?
w2c raw (unpasteurized) costhot milk?
it won't be allowed to
We had a third dip to start last week! What are you waiting for?
good enough, thx very much, gonna test some shit on this
You missed pretty much all of them at the dip.
O is still a good purchase for the monthly dividends.
TWO might make a recovery since things are opening up again.
no more drops, only moons now. that’s what you get for listening to the retards here and getting greedy instead of buying literally anything you want at a 50% or more discount
Copying. Thanks for the pasta
this fucking nigga gets it
I think the real question is that when they do take houses, will they actually put them on the market this time?
We have negative capital flows the loonie will be hanging out around .70s for a while.
DHT bro am I gonna be alright? I'm getting all I can. What can I expect from this?
>Do you have banks or energy?
I bought some bank stocks and Enbridge at the beginning of April. I also bought PPL a while ago. PPL has some natural gas lines and oil storage facilities. I bet they'll dip hard again soon.
>he trusted the bobos
HAHAHA
these milkers appear to be japanese domestic only.
You think they will just rent them out?
I honestly believe in peak oil and now peak shale oil. The loonie and oil will go to the moon and then back down again but in like 5-10 years I think.
GALT leaps
realtyincome.com
Their tenant's list is absolutely shit.
thoughts on my retardation level?
Yeah of course they'll just flip them somebody will get a great deal too
But really, I'm putting about $10k in TSX. Aiming mostly for dividend stocks. I'm 150 shares into BPF.UN and looking into:
CVE
CWX
RUS
PSI
But waiting for earnings before I get in.
Thoughts? Any other good picks? I don't want REITs and financials for the time being.
I'm just dumbfounded is all. I thought it was a super obvious blip. The market shouldn't be rallying, yet it is.
Wow, she's gorgeous. Shame she's a whore though.
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why wouldn't we move toward clean energy??
if ford comes out with an electrc model comparable to Tesla 35k model it's over. their sales will beat tesla cause boomers with conscientious kids
Yeah, I mean maybe the current shale co's go under, but it's not like the tech disappears as soon as oil hits $60 they will just turn them on again, although def not at the same pace. The first rule of the oil game is never trust the fucking arabs absolute scum
the market doesn’t care what you think
>tanker futures
damn, they're fucking screwed
there's always 2D
Champ, look at BAM. And then stop looking because you found all you're looking for.
there's more to oil than just gasoline. Particularly the world of plastics.
>why wouldn't we move toward clean energy??
Ontario has moved towards nuclear as they turned off coal electric power plants. When oil gets too expensive people will figure things out again and it will fall on its ass again.
Total pipe dream man
I took CNQ over PPL but we both will do well in time.
I donno what bank to go for with this covid thing happening