/smg/ - Stock Market General

fuck the fed edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pump and dump advertising
stocktwits.com/

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/V2uxUCWy

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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Fug :-DDD

Why da benis go red guise? :-DDD

fuck tripfags REFR to $10

I love cunny and I also hold AMD puts.

Ford gonna get in the 4s

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>he held onto GOOGL puts
oh no no no...

fidf fur fugg

>AMD missed earnings

google earnings are going to be shit at a time when everyone is sitting around on the internet all day

I have complete confidence in NET, you should too. Buy NET.

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NOOOOO BULL BROS I TRUSTED YOU GUYZZZZ THE BRRRR MEME AND GREEN DILDOS WHYYYYYY

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Does ET have potential or is it just a meme?

WHY IS IT PUMPING WTF THESE ARE MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINgs

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I zink za beahs spoke too zoon

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how slow are you

WHERE ARE THEY

DERE WE GO GORREGD ING GOLOR AND NOW IDS OG :-DDD

wadge oudd in da avdermarget :::DD:DDDD:D

FUCK AFTER HOURS KIKES

Up .67%

Got a little FRO and NET as memestocks but FRO is the only one that stayed positive by EOD. Disappointed that Nintendo slowly stumbled downward, but BingBingWahoo will prevail in the end, I know it. JCP is finally seeing some gains, just have to see if they'll last longer than opening tomorrow.

Wrong shill.

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>GOOGL
>Results are out. Revenue of $41.16B beats a $40.82B consensus. EPS is $9.87, below a $10.68 consensus.

I bought 1000 shares at 23.45 at close today. am I retarded fuck head or a financial genius

>This wouldn't be happening if blumpf wasn't the cheeto in chief right now!

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bears on suicide watch

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Clown market says missed earning cause stocks to moon. I hope you have AMD calls.

gonna be even harder to stay away but my hands are strong and fake cheapies shall be avoided

at a time when almost the entire population of the WORLD is sitting around on the internet

GOOGLE MISSED
AMD MISSED
MSFT MISSED
LMAO AT YOUR LIVES BULLNIGGERS

>FUCK AFTER HOURS KIKES
they move the stock price way more than intraday.
It sucks any significant gain I have ever made was through holding overnight. Intraday trading is bullshit.

SELL SELL SELL

Ya we would be in full scale world war with Russia right now hehehehehe. Silly drumpf !

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F big fucking miss too

It was a good one, but my open SPY calls are hurting

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MSFT is tomorrow retard

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Starbucks similar. Beat on revenue and miss on EPS. I think we rally bigly tomorrow now that consumer spending is still up.

Could have been worse. Extremely bullish

google is mooning monkey

I can't understand people who don't buy travel stocks right now, it's like you're not even trying to make money

How many hours till BA earnings?

PRICED IN LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

>firds gourder
o noe :DDDDDD:DD:DDDDDD

I bought some more MSFT just before the ending bell

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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What did they mean by this?

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>jewgle and amd are green 15 minutes after market close

Don't care. They will give these gains back tomorrow premarket and the thing is gonna shit tomorrow. Tomorrow -4%. I am supremely confident. Screencap this.

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where's DHT bro?

FFFUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK

DEXCOM BLEW OUT NUMBERS 214%???????

I’m never going to get to buy this goddamn based company profiting off of obesity and saving lives.

>holding naked puts
>not selling call spreads and enjoying IV crush

Otherwise you’re quite based.

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GET BELOW 2800 DAMN IT, GAVIN FROM CALIFORNIA JUST SAID HAIR SALONS BEING ALLOWED TO OPEN UP IS MONTHS AWAY

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Paycom just TANKED

>stock crash so sudden they had to sell their internet servers just to keep the lights on

I just woke up.
What the fuck did l miss?

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OOOOOO WE BE BUMBINGGGGG :---DDDDD
DIS ING IS SDRONG :-D

snap scenario possible but not probable

What kind of hell am I in for with Boeing?

Agreed, high levels of Jewish fuckery going on.

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fake news

Google gonna lead us higher tomorrow. Imagine being a retarded bearcuck.

haha greed benis :DD:DDDDD:::DDDDDD

Today I bought $8k MSFT, $4k FB, and $4k GOOGL. Looks like GOOGL is gonna be alright which means that FB should do okay on their ER tomorrow.

tankerchads vindicated, bullniggers btfo, bobos partying

You're an annoying faggot and you're always fucking wrong yet you continue posting your salty garbage.
I bet you don't even have a trading account.

>Ford projects adjusted pretax loss of $5 billion in the second quarter

GREEN ALL THE WAY TOMORROW

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BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>BULLFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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BRIZED IN :-----DDDDDDDDDDD

Wew I don't like that googel missed
Here this will explain me head hurts I'm going back to sleep
sixfigureinvesting.com/2016/08/how-does-svxy-work/

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This economic crash was artificial because of an orchestrated panic over a flu virus.
This was NOT the 2008 financial system melting the fuck down.
And since it was fake, once we open things back up, things will recover quickly.

You can doomsay all you want.
I'm just telling you what it going to happen.

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bedis in mumu angus egds dee lmao :DDD:D:DD:D

>buying before AAPL confirmation on Thurs
yikes

Imagine buying stocks with an RSI of 80 and at ATH right now.

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>tfw I held on my Google puts

FUCK

Great day. DOO continues to be MVP on my portfolio with a +9.5% close on huge volume. PLC and ZZZ also put in nice green. Very good day for the TSX in general, beating the S&P in a rare showing of positive feels for leaf economy.

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2 soon
I agree with inverse version of your post

this aftermarket pump is the fakest shit I've seen in a while lmao, futures gonna turn BLOOD RED tonight and it's gonna be a big drop tomorrrow. BIG drop.

rsi is a garbage indicator

agreed
we were in a bubble, but not an apocalyptic one. there was too much debt and the entire S&P was overvalued. but we werent built on fraud, like we were in 2008.
we're going to have a horrific year, and then a reasonable recovery

Which one do I click on? Never traded options before because I am still reading but I have traded stocks before

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what's the damage

ids da biggdesd buddle ebdur ::DDDDD:D:DDDDD

BULLKEKS BTFO YET AGAIN
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

>it’s fuckery when the trade goes against me, natural when things go as I predict
Nice pic but shitty bias

#
I KEEP OVERSLEEPING AND IM BEING A FUCKING NEET AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does SVXY have decay risk? It must, right, it’s futures contracts so it’s got to have contango like the rest of the ETFs that hold futures contract?

#
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Ceo and company are big supporters of trump, donated to the trump foundation, big sponsors of the apprentice, big figures in the Florida business scene.

Somehow they ended up getting a big bailout package...

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tier-2 is likely best? id have to know what you want to do, user. most of biz is buying calls and puts. if you want to be like biz, Tier 2 is best for you. god speed

businessinsider.com/alphabet-google-q1-earnings-revenue-profit-2020-4

where are we seeing bad news about Google? Are people misinterpreting the slowdown in ad revenue?

the slowdown in ad revenue is fucking bullish for the Brave browser. Shit makes me hard as diamonds. The future of online advertising is such a toss-up right now, especially if Google ad revenue continues to slow. People will be (already are) looking for more and more alternatives to GoogleAds and Facebook

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More loli please

cant wait until we hit all time highs by mid summer

bears are delusional

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I hold puts so expect it to moon. You're welcome.

Hold on its going down. I was red a minute ago now I'm green but 70% down from before.

you want 3, at best they'll give you 2 cash if anything at all depending on what you input for experience and input

Uhhhhhh I’m selling what I can AH. I have a real bad feeling about this week, bvllbros...

Wait how??? Google did well and is up as is dow. Fuck off bobo.

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> ir.amd.com/events/event-details/q1-2020-amd-earnings-call

Stop posting this shit when the earnings aren't even out yet, you gigantic, flaming faggot.

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3 obviously. You don't want people to think you have no idea what you're doing, do you?

They missed EPS, not revenue though.

They missed the bottom and they want so desperately to not have missed the bottom.

Nice to see another BATchad here. I'm thinking we'll benefit from digital election advertising this year.

BRINDER ING MIGZED WID GOGAINE INGOMING :---DDD BRINDER SUBER FASD :---DDDDDDDDD

we're literally back on yesterday's close.

wiped PM gains and that was it. bears are retarded.

Should I get margin priveleges or is it smarter to just use my own money?

Imagine being long rn holy shit lol

its a beat but consensus miss

it either goes up or it goes down 50% chance.

Tier 2 with margin. You want to be able to do spreads.

if you have to ask, then dont get margin privileges. its not worth it until you really know what youre doing

AMD MISSED
HOLY SHIT
AHAHAHAHAHA

AMD RYZEN THE FUCK DOWN KEK

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Oh definitely, will be interesting to see how they handle advertising in the election. It's hard not to be excited about Brave/BAT. If I could buy stock in Brave I absolutely would.

Why do you use imperfect tense all over your shitty post?
>we were in a bubble
>were
are you retarded?
>S&P was overvalued
>was
Are you completely retarded?

No lol

Right so we buying tomorrow?

i've got $68.62
dubs decides what i buy

Hopefully by end of week so I max my gains on my put spreads

o shidd oberbalued on gue1 eardigs. ow mandy weegs wer shudd dowd geg :DDDDD:DDDDDDDDDD

1 you’ll thank me later

short rope and a wobbly stool

mushrooms

>Ford projects adjusted pre-tax loss of $5 billion in the second quarter
bullish, isn't it?

As a novice trying to get my feet wet in this game should I just buy shares or will I make more money in calls/puts? I have about $1000 to get started

so close

Just started investing. I bought 5/1 $5 puts on GME and missed the dip today, am I fucked?

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AMD MISSED LMAO

aaaaaaaaaaah
Im not buying
Im not buying
Im not buying

Buy Tron before it hit $.03

priced in

>consensus miss
Ya but isnt that going to be everyone? Doesnt mean much in that light.

RTX

Buy 50 shares of SIX, then save up another 1000 for your next play

BANG!

GET ON BOARD FOLKS

Sleep well, sweet prince

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>bought 100 shares of BUD before 4/20

BVLL. SVRGE. BVLLISH AND PRICED IN.

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

IR

Don’t be such a dick. Maybe he was autistic? Or maybe he was foreign. Who knows?

C H E C K E D

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>Why do you use imperfect tense all over your shitty post?
>>we were in a bubble
>>were
>are you retarded?
>>S&P was overvalued
>>was
>Are you completely retarded?
sperging out over tense. fiiiine. we're still in a bubble. im not buying in yet. im waiting until bottom, which i bet is this fall. the market hasnt priced in the second (and third and fourth) wave of corona yet.
but this isnt apocalyptic. in 18 months time, we'll be substantially better off

>Fed’s Power to Buoy Corporate Debt Market Curbed by Bailout Law
NOOOOO NOT MY FEDERINOS

My Vanguard index funds are all back to double digit green returns. I literally did nothing and probably ended up better than 90%+ of people. Index funds and Vanguard is so based. Cant believe some morons actually thought a flu would crash the economy. Trading is so pointless now that I got into Vanguard 2 years ago. I make a better return by investing time into myself than I ever did day trading.

I honestly do not know. In my experience move pre ER should be traded against but this is bullshit position lol.
You would think big bois would sell after miss on their est but you look at today and its clear theyve been shittingtheir pants pre ER so what are they gonna do now? idk

HAH

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beppsi bagg endergi ::DDDDDDDD

Excuse me miss, may I borrow that shirt?

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USO

BAD ERNING BRIZED IN :-D
85 MELLON UNEMBLOYD BRIZED IN :-DD
GONDRY DRAVEL BAN BRIZED IN :-DDD
BIZNESS REMOVE FOREBER BRIZED IN :-DDDD
2019 MARGED STADUS GONFIRM :---DDDDDD

>research company, check chart history, buy into strength
>up 1.5%
> buy JCP as a meme
>up 20%

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I'm back into bonds after over 10% ROI for the year in my Roth 401.
There has been a MASSIVE amount of pressure at work to increase revenue. Obviously spending budgets are on freeze, so B2B sales have diminished.
Anecdotal, but this could be ugly.

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Wait is it too late to buy tanker stocks?

Where do I find myself a hot hobo wife that hasn’t had a haircut in 2 months

i am both. from latvia
t. latvia

doubly based

Amzn

OH SHIDD I FORGEDD
OIL GO NEGADIV :---DDDD
ALLLLL BRIZED INNNNN

>RTX after hours
why is RTX THE chad stock?

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You’re probably right. But you’re still a faggot.