Are oil lakes a thing yet?

Week ago I proposed to fill those open pit mines into oil holding lakes to solve storage crysis. Can we start doing it now?

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pour a bit of water in it first.
Oil floats on water, so it wont pollute the soil
You just need to cover some of the edges then

Yeah the environmental liability for that wouldn't be a problem at all and your product definitely wouldn't be contaminated either.

okay, yes, ill bring my shovel

>what are refineries?

that would be quite al dente desu

What would swimming in oil be like?

Something like this, user? Hang on, I've got the president on the phone

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duhhhhh uurnnnnghhh wut if ughhh we put da oyl in da lake unnnnggghhhhh

You would drown, it is just like if you would fall in a tank of ethanol, the density of a person is higher than that of oil.