Realistically if i gave you 1k right now how would you invest it?

realistically if i gave you 1k right now how would you invest it?

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what would the why be like if how the what had the who to why the what?? you know bro?

I’d buy the pnk dip if/when it happens.

is that you reddit?

nah i think that's where you should be looking for puree'd and spoonfed baby food answers cuz you're too much of a limp dick faggot to sack up and trust your own instincts with YOUR money. you aren't giving us shit pajeet why not just ask us how to make money for YOU

fuck you faggot.

>realistically if i gave you 1k right now how would you invest it?
high end escourt

If I wanted to weakly disguise my begging to know how to invest my 1000 dollarydoos, how would I pretend to pose the question so it seems like it's about you?

pnk, nat, vixx

Hex duh

ETH and forget

Nat is getting pumped. Tnp/eurn are better long calls.
Nat will still keep printing though I have 5/15 $8c that are going crazy

lots of silver

This

Nah you’ve got to go back. I can smell it on you from here

PNK

1k ain't shit so you want something that can go parabolic

you didn't need to participate. but you did.

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Is asking for advice considered begging?

Only two decent options so far.

$600 BTC $400 ETH

Fuck shitcoins

XRP/LINK, 50/50, all in.

lol ok kid.

i'd throw 1k on a 3x longright now and hodl through it even if it dips b/c liquidation is far away.

All on suter and ubt

hand it out to homeless women in exchange for handjobs

I am getting a strong onions vibe here
Buy more Link and increase your future comfy levels that much more

$BA around 11am tomorrow

GUSH

buy $50 pnk $50 hex. throw $900 in stock market oil and airline companies

Same

Having a chest full of various silver coins and being able to hold/eat/whatever them is great

Honestly? I would put it in an easily accessible savings account. I have investments, but I never learned the lesson about keeping an emergency/rainy day fund. I quit my job JUST before the corona stuff started, and I'm realizing that boomers were right about keeping 3-6 months worth of emergency savings that will cover all bills and essentials.

Truth. I have 5k in savings and am now just starting to invest with 1k on top.