All the advice on biz is useless to us poor investors. I have 2000 dollars and people are talking about buying stocks worth hundreds. This is the thread to help those without a lot of money make a lot of money.
/smg/ -poor people edition
Blake Flores
Dominic Baker
Everyone is poor here
Anyone claiming they have more than 10k is larping
Benjamin Stewart
Same principles apply at 2000 as 2 million, very few stocks cost more than 2k, not sure what your issue is.
Tyler Peterson
What are your recommendations to buy for poor people
Liam Gonzalez
I'd like to glaze her footpusy
Aaron Wilson
He bought TVIX
LOL
Julian Powell
OPEN UP THE FUCKING COUNTRY ALREADY YOU FUCKING RETARDS I ALREADY HAVE ANTIBODIES
Liam Evans
Because if I had two million and I doubled in a year I would make 4 million. If I have two thousand and double in a year I have 4000. Not to mention dividends. Stocks are percent based so the more money you have the more you make. I want to 4x with stocks.
William Sanchez
Education.
Andrew Scott
I will never understand the foot thing, Dan Schneider.
Brandon Rivera
If you think stocks worth hundreds or even thousands are too expensive for you, you don’t know what an expensive stock really is and need to leave here before you lose all of your money
Levi Richardson
Can any burgers tell me if they think Blue Apron will drop after earnings?
The estimate is barely better than pre-crisis, and they were dying then
Samuel Cox
no
we need to keep the boomers alive forever
sorry zoomers but the economy is small price to pay to give seniors an extra 3 years of life
Connor Cox
Those are plebbit kiddies. I remember my first trade.
Aaron Carter
2000 dollars is a pretty good amount to start investing with. Start with 100-200$ per month and dollar cost average. I'm out of stock market at the moment, it might still implode. Don't really care if I miss the bottom either.
Xavier Kelly
If you’re so smart what do you recommend
Connor Jones
ID: Poo
I giggled
Jeremiah Mitchell
git gud nigga
Leo Lewis
But how can I make my gains worthwhile within a year?
Connor Gray
t.
Liam Foster
Gamble on options
Stonks without leverage are a waste of time below 20k or so
Brody Walker
Teach me
Aiden Parker
HVAC, accounting, electrician.
Nolan Miller
you can still get in on NAT, they will get to $14-20 range at least before earnings report
Lucas Sanchez
I've been staying out of ETFs because I'm not too knowledgable about trading, but do you think putting some money into USO after it does the reverse split or whatever might be worth it?
At least once its dropped more if it does end up doing that?
Evan Rivera
cringe
Josiah Bennett
You can't, unless you get lucky. If you could, everyone would be rich. Unless you start gambling with options or leverage trading, but you are statistically more likely to lose everything.
Eli Sanchez
I have a feeling that find is a scam
Gavin Clark
Buy SSL & CCL
Cooper Turner
Hands up for fellow disgusting gamblers.
Thomas Collins
TEACH ME SOMEBODY PLEASE WHAT DO I DO
Isaac Phillips
USO wont exist in 15 days
Zachary Howard
USO isn't for holding. It naturally decays over time because it's based on oil futures. Each time it rolls it has less buying power. You have to be 0 IQ retard to hold this. If you want to make a play on oil, stick to players with good balance sheets. TOT EPD PSX COP CVX FANG
Dominic Morgan
Tbh, just do penny stocks for now. Trade this and that every day. You could do anywhere between %1 to 4% of gains every day if you play your cards right. Every day for (174 days left for 2020) the rest of the year, you’ve definitely doubled or tripled your money. And if you’re a NEET, if you have less than 12000 taxable income, you still don’t have to file (I still would just to have a paper trail.)
Joseph Johnson
>+.42%
nice returns retard. if you’re not making at LEAST 10% per day in this current market you should jump off a bridge
Angel Sanders
Dump all your money into JCP
Ethan Cooper
>Stocks are percent based
Exactly.
>I want to 4x
Then you better expect to be 4X more likely to get burned.
Risk is the same at any level, the difference between millionaires and poor people is the former have acquired the capital of the latter.
Owen Howard
Reddit ruins Yas Forums in 2012
Reddit ruins Yas Forums in 2013
Reddit ruins Yas Forums in 2015
Reddit ruins Yas Forums in 2020
Camden Flores
If you bought at +1.5% futures today you are an absolute clown.
Please sell now in panic and at a loss so my shorts can grow stronger
Eli Adams
You retards said that 15 days ago.
People need to understand that no one on Yas Forums can comprehend events more than 1 month out.
Leo Wright
dont fall into the trap of investing only in low priced stocks, fellow poorasses
Joseph Hernandez
I planned to do this with half my money, what penny stocks do you recommend, and how do you pick which ones will be good
Jayden Perez
At that point why not just gamble?
Isaac Stewart
But is the cat real?
Nolan Sanchez
DBVT and MNLO
Both undervalued. MNLO is going to continue to push upwards until the end of next month. DBVT is going to moon once they meet with the FDA.
Liam Wood
IM NOT REDDIT
Isaac Cruz
Why haven't we seen any bloody market dip recently lads? Been waiting over a week for a dip before making my next index tracker investment, but the market's been steadily rising instead.
Carson Bailey
daytrading and gambling are synonyms.
Tyler Edwards
Where are your gains anons?
Noah Adams
Holy fuck my AMC short is bleeding me dry, what the fuck is happening.
Eli Thompson
I’ll check them out thnx
Ryan Parker
looks like it's gonna crab again until the end of day
Eli Perry
>has $5000 invested
lmao how poor are you
Carson Wright
>He thinks 2008 is going to repeat
NGMI
Hunter Allen
CCL, MGM, HTZ, and OXY have been my main gainers lately
Daniel Campbell
Will USO bump after the split so I can finally break even and exit out of that money pit?