/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Pump and dump advertising
stocktwits.com/

>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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First for dropping like a rock

low volume dump
>prepare the rockets

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wew glad I sold my TQQQ at open

low volume market

Im going to pitch you the most bullish bet in your life.
Short USO, but not in the way you think.
We all know there is no storage left. Literally none. Its all full. All of it
Enter USO. This shitty ETP is literally buying futures contracts. contracts that necessitate delivery. Are robinhood users taking delivery? Fuck no
The plan is to roll these contracts over. Rolling means selling them. To who? Literally who?
Retail retards piling into USO is creating a bid in futures for oil producers to sell into.
Once the producer has locked in short of his production delivery is not his concern. He is going to ram the oil into the pipe come july and everything else is not his problem.
This is going to blow up spectacularly when USO tries to roll 40% of their positon, July oil.
Where is all this oil going to go? You cant shut the wells down. Once they dip below 60% production the well fails and so does Murican energy independence
>Enter motherfucking tankers.
Buying tankers is taking the lunch money from USO retards. There is going to be such a huge surplus of oil its going to take years to work it off.
All while tankers are being taken out of the market.
At 200k per day(you are here) DHT pays a $1.50 dividend per quarter
Thats $6 per year on a $8 stock. How long does it stay $8 biz?
Other companies like scorpio are earning their market cap every 60 days. Earnings, not revenue
All these tanker companies report earnings over the next 14 days. Secure you rocket ticket.

TLDR: Want to steal USO retail retards lunch money? Buy tankers. DHT is the best pure play. USO will get liquidated when oil goes to negative $100.
Tankers rates will surge even higher so Murican producers can keep pumping

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You stupid fuck.

only down 25% :D

BUY SOXL

>sold my calls at 9:45 for a 40% profit
>starts shredding downwards less than 20 minutes later
based

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#
I was thinking of why to long goog through earnings

The answer was yes

The reasoning was literal nonsense. Like a very stupid reason but im long into er because of it. Thats the short term market

walmart pls break out

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN NOW. WTF. I LITERALLY BOUGHT THE TOP FOR AN EASY DAY TRADE. GOD DAMN THIS WHOLE THING

Once again futures trader retards, thanks for being wrong and making my shorts cheap! Baghold until those contracts expire and you fucking die idiots.

>Low volume dump is shit
Low volume pump since the bottom is epic, go bulls go.

well yes but relative to the first 30 minutes the volumes even lower

reminder that this NET dip is so insiders can get a last go of cheapies before earnings, in which will reveal that NET is worth around 35

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New ATH incoming? I'm in cash should I go all in?

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I have a heavy USO bag, its not the end of the world I'm up huge right now in total. USO was a mistake. So whats the play now, hold on for years? Or take my spanking and sell the shit now?

>buying a green line
>ever

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>USO BREAKS 2.22 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DAYS
SAY YOU'RE SORRY
SAY YOU'RE SORRY

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>sold the top of both T and INTC

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Tell me why I shouldn't throw $500 at an index fund right now.

has humanity achieved the permanent bull? no crisis is ever going to set us back ever again, when we defeat the virus soon we'll open borders and sing Imagine by John Lennon

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Very based carry peice, Mr. Helsing.

Best case scenario that $500 makes you $600. Alternatively, get an escort.

Just do it. Nobody cares here about 500$. lol

some soda and candy will probably make you happier longterm.

which one of you did this

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DHT is almost at it's 5yr high, there are better stocks to invest in

Oh no no no no bullbros, we got too cocky...

He boht? Terminate ze market. Destroy eet. Keel zem all.

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It didn't dip enough. My avg price was 23.18.

You'll probably be down by end of year, but you'll be up by eoy 2021

Look at any shut down sector stock and not tech or internet based shit. You can buy stuff 70% off right now if you go small.

What about war

brrrrrrrr hahaha brrrrrrrrr me love money printer

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>FRO
FRO
>FRO
FRO
>FRO
FRO

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Now that the false pullback trapped some more dumb bobos, back up she goes

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its not fun
Im glad, I need good fucking entry

>bears
that's your entire thing? surely you can do better

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WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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Meme lines were right all along?

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I will allocate another chunk of my non trading stack into shorts once (if) we hit 2950-3000 range. Good luck bobos out there.

i regret entering this clown oil market
we're going to reopen the economy soon why the oil is not up?

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because you should buy meme retail stocks and double your money instead

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CRUISE STOCKS ARE UNSINKABLE

Goog is a consensus short. Even longs sell off to buy after er.

>revolver
>magazine
Wut

how the FUCK is Sara Eisen 50?

now i'm only down 16% :D

Soon will be the biggest rug pull

Tall candle wick says crab. Enjoy the no volume day.

Well

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>work at a bank
>the higher ups are now unironically using the brrrr meme
what does this mean?

How many bears know the pe value thats acceptable at 0% rates

foreskin face cream