Press P to praise Satan

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Put a Hex on you

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So what exacty stops me from "selling" my soul to a demon and then when i die go like "nah fuk you lmao". How can my mortal temporary self make such a deal? Its like renting an apartment and then selling it as if the landlord didnt exist.
Yeah im thinking im about to scam some demons, my boy Jesus will bail me out and we going to have a proper laugh about how we cucked scuffed angels.

go away jew

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Kek based demon cucking chad

Niggers

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unironically

This is one of the most stupid things I’ve read on here. You can’t make deals with demons because they’re not real, at least not in the way that you believe. Satan is also known as the “adversary”, the doubter, and exists within you as the ego mind. Satan is not a person hiding in a big dark castle somewhere.

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Yas Forumsrael is a psychopath board

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No shit, all this time i thought they was actually a red dude with horns running around. Wow thats a weight off my chest, thanks user

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Also J.

press A to praise me and recieve some anal penetration

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Kill yourself you son of a bitch

ON THE NAME OF GOD
I WILL NOT CRACK

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cant lose if you choose every side

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KYS
probably a kike

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It’s too late dude. You already outed yourself as a dumb faggot trying to make deals with demons.

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fuck u devil