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Big earnings start now
3M, Pfizer, Merck, etc. in the morning

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/inflation

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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long for tiddies


riding those oil waves brothers

>USO baggies

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UCO>USO

when is the 2nd stimulus check coming?

China about to get isolated from the rest of the world bros

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Finally the S&P500 is back at September 2019 levels. Everything is back to normal. Thank you Central Banks for saving our future!

I'm thinking of getting into investing but I don't have that much time. Are there usually days when the market is slow or there are big changes, or is the stock market so volatile every day is totally unexpected?

The rug pull was a flying carpet all along

Will AIR drop again tomorrow?

my PEP and MMM are pumping in the premarket :3

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I think I should huff paint before trading. I need to understand you can't fight brrrrrrrrr.

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We can only hope

That oil pump earlier was a big nothing. Should have shorted more when it peaked. June futures will go negative by the end of next week.

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SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment, you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than buying SPY or worse doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.

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just buy VOO, BAKA, ITA and SKYY and dont look at it.

ETF's are great for people who don't have time for stocks

S M H

BAKA = S M H lol fucking filters

Holy shit just imagine being a stupid fucking bear LMAO

could anything short of a massive second wave complete with nationwide lockdowns get in the way of the NAIL mission to mars?
thinking about buying more

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Poor Southwest, hometown boys taking blows because Chyna

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tvix to 150 today

You can setup auto investing. Trying to time the market is a fools game anyway cause there is no set bottom to be had. What one dude thanks is high another thanks is cheap. You can wait, but you risk things only going higher, in which case you only screw yourself outta lost gains. Dollar cost averaging is the best play.

Is there any reason they dont just kill of the fed and everyone else responsible for this clown market?

Why? What are the doing wrong? Central Banks are saving our future! Don't kill them.

3M posted earnings of 2.16$ vs estimated 2.03$ and sales 8.08$ billion vs estimated 7.91$. Grew 20% in healthcare and 4% in consumer goods were the operating income and margin is better. My target is on 163.72 to close that small gap since the market always loves to take these opportunities for this autistic shit.

[spoiler]you're the clown[/spoiler]

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stonks going down is already priced in
that means stonks will never go down

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What future?

hes mad the market doesnt behave the way he thinks it should behave. many fuckers think they can predict the market when in fact, they cant. nothing new.

finally the voice of reason

Winners were obviously people who opened their position yesterday. Shame I couldn't get it up. This was predictable.

>What future?

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robintrack.net/symbol/USO

Tanker Chads?

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What site is that?

>Is there any reason they dont just kill of the fed and everyone else responsible for this clown market?

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>F0OL
ID checks out

I've been recommending MMM for a month. Too bad I don't invest in NYSE and the Canadian companies I found that put their name on PPE are privately owned.

we live in interesting times, so volatility is very high right now. Market is usually slower near major holidays and fast moving on days and weeks when earning reports are coming out.

Expense ratio

The only people mad are stupid fucking bears like you that unironically want to see everything crash just so you can make a couple bucks. You’re traitorous fucks who deserve to be lined up and shot

you should have been buying 3M for the last year or so
any time it's under $160
It's a $200 stock

earnings whispers

That comparison takes fees, slippage, volatility decay, and so on into account and SSO still crushes SPY. Even in the current dip you can check on Tradingview at this very moment and SSO is crushing its underlying SPY.

>read article from a Yas Forums maganize in my country
>"top analyst says the bottom is in, optimal time for young people to start investing, U-shaped recovery backed by massive stimulus"
>"you might be deep in the red in a few months but think of the profits in a year or three"
Fucking LOL institutionals literally telling zoomers and millenials to buy their bags

just noise

Now that Corona is #Cancelled its probably time to buy bull ETFs

>You’re traitorous fucks who deserve to be lined up and shot
this but directed at boomers

buy $TSLA calls $1000 5/1