/smg/ - Stock Market General

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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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>another +2% day
It’s all so tiresome

Usually I see a correlation between Bitcoin and the market especially on weekends. If Bitcoin is up on Sunday, market eill be green on Monday.

Buy ubt, very gute coin. Buy now

we are back to november 2019 levels

BREAKOUT

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No. We are way higher than that, taken the massive GDP drop into account. Nevertheless, i am done. Sold my puts and good luck to you all.

Hopefully the next generations are getting utterly destroyed and live in poverty thanks to their boomer daddy.

BE READY FOR THE GREAT SHORT SQUEEZE

>actually going short

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Fuck you god damn subversive kike shills. Seriously I wish suffering upon your family.

MMM earnings soon, my loves

What short squeeze

Long USO

AIR bros, we‘re all gonna make it.

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We gained back an entire YEAR in a MONTH.
>Healthy, natural growth

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Check em

if we breakout how many stop losses do you think there are right above the 290?

Who is shorting?

Fucking around with paper trading. I picked out what I consider solid buys with good dividends that I would buy every month for decades. This amount average out to 6% yield and $1000. Any advice on what I could add/subtract to/from this list?

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GILEAD

It's good out of China so who knows if it's legit, but it was just published. Any clinical trial PhDs here who can interpret the research paper attached? Conclusion is on page 9, but the extreme number of sources is strange. Is this normal?

biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.04.27.063859v1

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Once WTI breaches 10, does it waterfall to -40 again? That would be tits

Didn't Gilead state that remvasir or whatever actually had no results so it was just a quick pump and dump?

If you have

its too early for that, but you never know

Cope harder you obvious leftypol faggot

Samefag kill yourself
Bobos are shorting. They pave the path to ATHs with their corpses as always.
That’s a strange way of interpreting their statement.

anyone else have a boomer father that drives you insane? I told my dad I was thinking of dumping my chevron and putting it all into Aytu on Friday morning when it was 1.28, he talked me out of it and told it was a stupid idea and a rash decision.

On friday it closed at 1.40.

On Monday at noon my dad texted me telling me he bought 500 shares at 1.84 and would split it with me since I gave him the tip...it closed at 2 bucks. I should've just bought on friday and not told him, fucking boomers

maybe he's starting to realize I'm not totally a retard though, that's nice

No that was the trial run by the CCP that was stopped early ~1 month ago, which was reported then too.

It probably won't go negative any time soon, but it will probably hover close to zero until we near the expiration.

I’m not going to be trading these I’m going to be working and stashing about 1k a month into the market with these stocks at the ratio I posted so I can hopefully be a multimillionaire

OH NO NO NO NO
BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

AYTU will be back to 50 cents before June 1st guaranteed kek

Buy?

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Plz pharmacy bros tell me if this is legit I have a ton of calls

>today will only be +1% instead of 2%
Cocky indeed

I would close them out sooner rather than later.

LMAO RETARDED BULLNIGGERS BTFO YET AGAIN

Why?

Bullchads... are we gonna be okay?

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Yeah, but crashing an entire year in a week isn't any more natural or healthy.

yeah that's my worry as well, it seems like last week when I spotted it was the time to buy, and time to sell is probably now, unless their treatment really does revolutionize medicine

Are you high on cum or something

Yes, nether are good, its a sign of a poisoned market that needs to burn down.

oh no no no
MUMU
MUMUUUUUU
ARE YOU OK MUMU?????
AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Riddle me this, how can their tx protocol differentiate between the "bad" stuff and the "good" stuff? It's legit PND.

I have a couple NAT 5/15 calls. Am I gonna make it or end up roof leaping?

Hahahah you scared kike shills are TERRIFIED. PREPARE TO LOSE IT ALL FAGGOTS

I feel pretty good, thanks for asking

The crash was the healthiest possible thing. The market is propped up on pathologically low interest rates, stock buybacks and the promise that failure can't happen. This isn't new, we've been like this since the 2008 recovery. The US is no longer capitalistic.

tx protocol? I thought they were developing technology to fight diseases with UV light. And I figured it pumped because Trump mentioned that during his press conference last thursday. I didn't really think there was anything more to it than that

Have the bobos snapped?

Only a kike or homosexual would think of being high on cum. You absolute degenerate being.

HAHAHAH LOOK THE KIKES STOP POSTING WHEN THEY GET CALLED OUT

just close your eyes fren

gilead is fucked, competitive big phama jews from rival companies suppressed the price for years on end to keep the price lower for possible acquisitions, don't play the big pharma game unless you are an insider, there are plenty of development stage buyouts with less risk and more upside, do your own due dilligence

The real boobs don’t shitpost constantly they open shorts when the market reaches a tipping point and rake in profit

Are you ok bobo

BORGAR

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Ok shortfag. I'm guessing USA getting nuked or an extinction level disaster would be healthy too.
The entire world crashed. Not just the US. Just because your puts keep failing isn't a sign of "cheating", it's the actual free market doing what it does best.

What's the next AYTU? I'm keeping them tankers too until after the summer.

>free market

Lmao @ bullfags rn