imagine spending your life beating your dick to cartoons.
Parker Howard
>NO ONE CARES ABOUT REALITY, STOCKS GO ~UP~ bearish well I posted that COP conference call and they are idling a bunch of fields/leaving it in the reservoir but from their 10-k I think they still have some giant contracts that aren't affected by those prices. I'd assume people still thinking demand will spring back but delays in opening or evidence of low demand after reopening will probably rape them t. literally no idea about how the oil industry works
Levi Ortiz
it's perfect my love
Blake Long
>people are STILL surprised oil is tanking South Korea just declared full capacity. It's going negative again.
cuomo is not wrong half of the fucking jobs in the state are termed "essential workers" at this point including food deliver, which i started doing when my job at a performing arts center shut down because of corona. i wish i had just applied for unemployment instead though since i could have gotten an extra $600 a week just sitting on my ass and shitposting.
>Virtually the entire list is garbage now and was only good last month how the fuck do you figure that?
Are you just saying it because they've run up too much? He does say it's a list to turn to if the market turns over again.
Tell me how Eli Lilly, PepsiCo, Costco, Clorox, Colgate-Palmolive, Kimberly-Clark, Procter & Gamble, Shopify, DexCom, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Amazon, Microsoft, Campbell Soup, J M Smucker, Mondelez, American Tower, Chipotle, Domino’s Pizza, Walmart, AMD, Nvidia, Verizon, and Barrick Gold are all "garbage" ??
The bulls' balls are going to be pressure-cooked. How long can they hold on to their shitty stonks? I think MCD and AAPL will be the juciest. Yum yum yum.