/smg/ - Stock Market General

I am financially ruined edition.


>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/V2uxUCWy

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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OIL WHAT THE FUCK AGAIN???????????

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Fuck oil. Everyone is day trading Steem coin today gents. Profit 400 to 500 sats every 4 hours.good day stonk boomers.

THEY KEEP PUMPING OIL BUT THERE IS LITERALLY NO WHERE TO PUT IT! WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BUY WORTHLESS TOXIC GOO??

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Down over 10% now

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Nobody cares about useless shit. Stop posting.

>People talking about groupon
I haven't heard my normie sister mention groupon in like 2 years.

Why the fuck are oil stocks up if this is happening to oil prices?

RDS.B/OKE shareholder who wants more cheapies.

I love cunny!

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Because this is a clownmarket.

Useless shit
>oil

based cunnyposter

New Bobo fresh off the press. Looking for any suggestions.

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Crashing another leg down now

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basedo

if you don't like Drum & Bass or cunny you're probably poor, and most likely a simp

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Well, are you gunna buy it then?

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God is real, brothers.
There can be no faith without doubt, just as there can be no good without evil.

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I don't respect cunny bros...

imagine spending your life beating your dick to cartoons.

>NO ONE CARES ABOUT REALITY, STOCKS GO ~UP~
bearish
well I posted that COP conference call and they are idling a bunch of fields/leaving it in the reservoir but from their 10-k I think they still have some giant contracts that aren't affected by those prices. I'd assume people still thinking demand will spring back but delays in opening or evidence of low demand after reopening will probably rape them
t. literally no idea about how the oil industry works

it's perfect my love

>people are STILL surprised oil is tanking
South Korea just declared full capacity. It's going negative again.

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USO reverse split today too. Its literally going to zero. Look at the google search results. LMAO

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I was watching this last night. It was amazing to see oil just thundering down.

I’ve fucked more women than anybody in this thread, 103 to be precise, and I fucking love cunny.

Reposting in anticipation of tomorrow.

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cuomo is not wrong half of the fucking jobs in the state are termed "essential workers" at this point including food deliver, which i started doing when my job at a performing arts center shut down because of corona. i wish i had just applied for unemployment instead though since i could have gotten an extra $600 a week just sitting on my ass and shitposting.

also buy RTX and XOM

>103 to lie precisely

Jesus oil just keeps crashing

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Can you edit a cheap halloween looking bear mask on this apu? Can you do the same for a bull mask as well?

Thank you

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ngl the speed and quality of memes made during the hours where oil was negative impresses me

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there is no bottom until supply stops or demand resumes

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Sub $11 now lol

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make the last of us tranny a bobo

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Drum & Bass is good, but I prefer Techno/tech house. Check out Adam Beyer.

thanks i will

prog rock and futa > nigbeats and cheese

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>Virtually the entire list is garbage now and was only good last month
how the fuck do you figure that?

Are you just saying it because they've run up too much? He does say it's a list to turn to if the market turns over again.

Tell me how Eli Lilly, PepsiCo, Costco, Clorox, Colgate-Palmolive, Kimberly-Clark, Procter & Gamble, Shopify, DexCom, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson, Amazon, Microsoft, Campbell Soup, J M Smucker, Mondelez, American Tower, Chipotle, Domino’s Pizza, Walmart, AMD, Nvidia, Verizon, and Barrick Gold are all "garbage" ??

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is that bacon McDouble still $2?

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Should've held on to some sco

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>John 15:12
>This is My commandment, that you love one another, just as I have loved you.

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based, check out spastic ink if you haven't.
don't know how progressive you like, but it's great technical metal
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Thank you, kyaaah! >//////<
Sorry, I'm done now.

for me it's loud classical and group sex with aggressive older gyarus
;^)

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God be with you, brother.

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The bulls' balls are going to be pressure-cooked. How long can they hold on to their shitty stonks? I think MCD and AAPL will be the juciest. Yum yum yum.