/smg/ help thread

My loan shark gave me until year end to pay off my debt of 10,000 dollars. I am poor and only have a few hundred dollars. I have a cash based trading account. What do I invest in now to make a lot of money within a few months?

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USO

Get a job hippie

2 jobs. It's only 10k after all.

>What do I invest in now to make a lot of money within a few months?

unironically a job

Please help I owe money to the mafia

The 10k is just preliminary, I actually need to get them 50k by years end but they require 10k within a few months

My shark said I can’t gamble with the money I owe I just have to pay them. 50k years end, 10k in a few months. So I figure that investing will help me get the money fast enough.

If you're in with some mafia shit you need to try and get a personal loan stat probably.

If this is just federal shit then just live in a box and beg

Can’t get a loan I have bad credit and you can’t pay these things in loans because it attracts too much interest in RICO

wtf? why did you take out money from a loan shark? were you about to get your legs broken or you dad murdered or something? you're going to owe him money forever because of the interest. what's the vig anyway?

Looks like you're gonna be a hitman for the Chinese underground. One hit = one debt forgiven.

OP is obviously a retard, i think his only real hope is investing in a pair of knee pads

Sorry user but honestly your kneecaps are probably done for

Flee the country

>can’t gamble
>investing
>hurr, investing IS gambling

Buckshit you can get a loan with 30% APR its called EasyFinancial

If this isn’t larp, it’s over for you. They don’t stop even when you give them everything, they’ll say that “my boss said this took so long, the interest went up and you gotta pay it retroactively”. Rinse and repeat.

I’m NOT kidding. Your only option is to skip town with your family, because they will get to them as well.

kneepads and doublemint homeslice

HEX retard

Stop.

I worked in a legitimate job for a guy who apparently worked for the mafia. He was skimming money off whatever he did and got caught and now he no longer exists. Anyways the money he took needs to be repaid and I was the next closest person involved they could find so now I have to repay the money. Half of it got wiped out in exchange for me taking his job, but I still have to pay back the other 50k by years end. 10k needs to be paid in three months. I won’t get paid for my new job and it takes all my time so I was going to invest in order to come up with the money. So far they have been really nice to me but they let me know they weren’t messing around.

I can't give you sound advice so have this cute anime girl picture from Yas Forums. She's not my waifu, she's someone else's, so please defile her with your final breaths.

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Also you can’t pay this with a loan because when the bank comes for the loan repayment it raises too many questions of “where did the money go” when they try to collect.

I live alone by myself and have no close relationships with anyone so I’m only worried about myself. Also they said they don’t want to hurt anyone they just want the money.

My job consists of driving to random places hours apart and collecting drop bags. So it’s time intensive

Since there are a lot of people who seem to be interested I’m gonna bump the thread. PS my drop bags are always at stop signs that’s why I made image a stop sign

lol. this is a larp.

Larp. That's not how it works.

makes sense people would leave bags of money under a stop sign next to a road op. totally believe you.

It does when your job is to pick up multiple bags of who knows what every day, in constantly changing spots, and when the drop spots are at crossroads in the middle of nowhere. You just get the name of the intersection road, get to the stop sign, pull over, pick up a bag, and go to the next point