/smg/ help thread

My loan shark gave me until year end to pay off my debt of 10,000 dollars. I am poor and only have a few hundred dollars. I have a cash based trading account. What do I invest in now to make a lot of money within a few months?

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USO

Get a job hippie

2 jobs. It's only 10k after all.

>What do I invest in now to make a lot of money within a few months?

unironically a job

Please help I owe money to the mafia

The 10k is just preliminary, I actually need to get them 50k by years end but they require 10k within a few months

My shark said I can’t gamble with the money I owe I just have to pay them. 50k years end, 10k in a few months. So I figure that investing will help me get the money fast enough.

If you're in with some mafia shit you need to try and get a personal loan stat probably.

If this is just federal shit then just live in a box and beg

Can’t get a loan I have bad credit and you can’t pay these things in loans because it attracts too much interest in RICO