*RING RING RING RING* THAT'S A WRAP BOYS!

POST YOUR GAIN/LOSSES FOR THE DAY!

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fomo'ed in to FRO near to the top, down 7%

went all in today when FANG dipped to 34

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Picked up more HAL shares today. Feels good man.

HERE WE HAVE OUR FIRST POSTER! I GOTTA SAY, OUCH!!!! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK! HAHAH! WHAT'S YOUR GAMEPLAN FOR TOMORROW CHAMP?

>-7.5% down
buy high sell low

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NICE! HERE WE HAVE OUR FIRST WINNER! CONGRATULATIONS! DON'T SPEND IT ALL ON ONE PLACE!

Up $2k from this morning on about $35k stock $15k etfs. Enjoying a cigar

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE FEELS GOOD? SEX! HAHAH! GO HAVE SOME!

- 7.5 DOWN, SO U UP HOMIEE

> DAL $17p 5/1
> CLR $10p 5/1
> MSFT $200c 5/15

I'm down 34% today

HAHAH! AS RAPPER "YOUNG THUG" ONCE SAID, WE OUT HERE SMOKING PENISES! I'M NOT A HOMOSEXUAL BY THE WAY! I DO HATE MY WIFE THOUGH! HAHA

YOU SEE KIDS! THIS IS WHY WE DON'T DO DRUGS!

Thank you. I hope it rebounds stronger tomorrow

Oddly enough, these all seemed to be pretty safe positions. Delta and Continental Resources in the shitter and Microsoft up. It's logical.

I went from....

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HAHAHA! HOW DO YOU WALK AROUND WITH THOSE HUGE TESTICLES OF YOURS? PLEASE DON'T BANG MY WIFE! HAHA! CONGRATULATIONS FOR HAVING IRON HANDS

To this.

Was holdiing 2 $62 Calls from pre-Intel earnings for 5/1.
Sold all of my SPXS shares (168) at the low point.
Put it all into the same calls.
Sold them off bit by bit, right until close, bailing out my SPXS losses and Tyson puts for the day.

I need about 50 cigarettes. I got so lucky.

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Made $15000 on calls

Like taking candy from a baby

This is a good idea for a daily thread OP!
Thanks for posting.

UH OH! WE HAVE A PEDOPHILE HERE! ARREST HIM BOYS! HAHA

I WILL BE MAKING THESE THREADS 4PM EST, MONDAY-FRIDAY. SEE YOU THERE BIG BOY! I WANT TO SEE YOUR GAINS!

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>tfw cant sell naked calls in my IRA portfolio

Im down on my PEP 5/1 puts @ 134 but im pretty confident these fuckers are gonna have shit earnings after seeing what happened to coke

tanker plays are solid, going to ride this out

Down 14.39% with USO reverse stock split coming tomorrow feels bad man.

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I like money

OKAY PAL HAHAH I REALLY DON'T CARE! WHO ASKED YA?! HAHA NAHHH! I'M JUST TWISTING YOUR ANKLE! GOOD LUCK

HAHAH I WOULD'VE ENDED IT ALL A LONG TIME AGO! BUT I HAVE DEPRESSION SO WHAT AM I SAYING! HAHA! GOOD LUCK CHAMP! THINGS WILL ONLY GET WORSE! FOR YOU!

based and RINGpilled keep this shit up OP

Went all in aytu a few days ago total 55% up on about 33k.