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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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fuck gme

It all comes tumbling down tomorrow!

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> check account
> up almost 18k today

based

does anyone want to bobo with me?
lets get unemployment rates, foreclosure rates by state, credit card defaults and more!!!!

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Earnings are coming up for MRO, I might buy some ITM Calls for some safe gains

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Fuck bulls, fuck jannies, fuck sloth-haters, and fuck kikes

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MMM gonna moon pre market tomorrow.

Its over bobo

be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient be patient

2% green cap it

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Hello frens. SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list is endless. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semiconductor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes these already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSM, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, deftly mitigating margin risks.
In the last 7 years, barring the coronavirus interruption, SOXL has exploded over 55x yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing and storage into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, an economic revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for more "pullback". The crash was a gift and fretting over the exact bottom is meaningless. Deliberation is over; waiting.. is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

How the fuck are stocks up right now? Even the shittest borderline bankrupt (and going bankrupt) companies are up like 4%

This has to be a ploy to dump bags on retail investors

Why is SPCE not crashing. This piece of shit has no use now that we will go into a great depression.

/smg/ told me oil was kill

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I give up Yas Forums
Clown market is too much

anyone looking at day over day SPX volume? Shit seems to be freezing more recently

I just want it to go down so I don't have to live in constant and knowing fear that it will go down
I will literally never be able to re enter the market unless we drop at least 30% again

> check account
> up $1200 today

based

And just like that... the oil bottom was left behind us

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i want to believe

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>get scared and sell stock because its going down
>it moons hard 10 minutes later
Honestly, this is worse than >tfw no gf

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YOU ARE WRONG, LEONIDAS!
YOU ARE WRONG.

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Remember user, it’s priced in. Always has been always will be.
Dow 50k EOM.

B A
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stop posting this fucking babushka

Countries and states reopening, corona scare almost over, everyone anticipating that the worst news is already passed.

Bullish and priced in.

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a toast to dividend chads!

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On a scale of 1 to 24,514.62 how retarded have bears been this month?

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>How the fuck are stocks up right now?
the collective has determined this to be a nothingburger

buy pepcid

capitulation soon

That's fucking creepy

picture makes me sad :(

Norf bullrun soon?

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already did

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Corona doesn't matter. We shot ourselves in the foot and dug ourselves in an economic grave that we will have trouble climbing out of.

Corona can go away tomorrow and we'll still have massive unemployment and oil risking going negative.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Oh shit just watching Squawk now, Cramer going off on CARNIVAL FUCKING CRUISE getting a bigass bailout from the the Fed and saying "no one wants to say anything because that makes you lamestream"

Reading between the lines:
He doesn't want Mnuchin and Trump to fuck with him.

CCL donated $100,000 to Trump's foundation, sponsored a lot of the apprentice specials, the CEO owns the Miami heat and gives Trump courtside seats, had melania christen a new ship, had a Carnival “Apprentice Legend Cruise”

Trump's fucking impeachment attorney was a registered federal lobbyist for Carnival North American.

YESPLEASEHOWMUCHTAKEWHATEVERYOUWANT

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>he fell for the chinese flu meme

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based HAL already up $300

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>buying tsla puts

What was I thinking

What should I do

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>Vanguard Dividend ETF (VIG): 2.2% yield
>Vanguard S&P500 ETF (VOO): 2.27% yield
Can someone explain this to me

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Have you been selling puts or buying calls?

oh is this the new miracle corona cure

Europe reopens next week, 2 weeks for second wave to hit, only then second leg down but worse.

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Unironically take profit, next leg down soon. Poorfags like you are getting fucked by the big boys.

>buying gamestop puts

What was I thinking

are they legal for resale or something? Is there not a generic without cancer causing contaminants or some shit?

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Update it, we are nearly at 2900, fucking fag

The market always bottoms before unemployment does. As for oil, it'll hurt the oil industry but be a boon to many others.

Get out before it's too late

i don't understand the retardation that is RH.
what's the strike?

F

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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not a cure but they studied 6000 of the patients medical history, and the ones with heartburn and taking meds seemed to be a lot less likely to die

How much of a FPS difference would you say there would be between 16" and 20" barrel in .308?
Is the extra 4" really change much under 300 yards? Ballistics wise I know the round prefers longer barrels more towards the 24-28" range but for a DMR build I don't think the extra 4" would mean much and the 16" barrel would give a preferable overall length

REFR back at 3

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Thoughts on nasdaq rest of week with earnings ?

How much are you down?

Lmao literally everybody in an ICU is on Pepcid to prevent ulcers, it's written into the protocols everywhere I have worked.
>t. medfag

only zantac got pulled from shelves. i think you can resell if you want. i'll be trading mine for sexual favors

Chances of oil commiting sodoku tomorrow again?

I would but the chart refuses to give the short signal. Still long and still bull until further notice.

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Fuck 5G
Fuck USA
Fuck US sanctions on Crimea
Putin let him save us
Fuck US ILLEGAL COUPS IN VENEZUELA
DO NOT BOMB IRAN FOR OIL PRICES

Most importantly fuck FYNACE FAGS

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uhhh wrong tab mb

is this true?

yep, amazon exists

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amazon, microsoft, and apple are like 10 percent of the entire s/p

$150

Both but mostly selling puts. Been buying shares too. It's like the free money bonanza. Stops however are in place
First likely lower high and lower low is right about where my stops are and I keep raising them like a responsible grownup

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i do not pretend to know anything about medicine. i just read this article and bought some because it was cheap at the time.

sciencemag.org/news/2020/04/new-york-clinical-trial-quietly-tests-heartburn-remedy-against-coronavirus

HAHA! I've figured it out /smg/! If I just sell off all my red stocks everything left is green! Yes! Everyday is a green day from now on!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

How much luck would you say you've had consistently with selling TQQQ contracts?

kek, with oil at $10 the only thing Putin will be doing is begging China for some scraps off the table to feed his country

fuck putin and fuck you

cut your losses

Earnings tho.

LCI to $60

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What do I hold overnight?

do you mean robinhood background is green?

>USO price drops 2 cents
>$2 put on USO for 5/11 also drops in price
wtf?

take it with a grain of salt, he didn't normalize anything. A better picture is here. S&P is being influenced upwards by a few big companies.

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uhhhhhhhhhh
you know some fat chicks with major indigestion and serious brand loyalty?

seriously? for corona or what?

is this unironically a market worth getting into or possible to profit off of?

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People are realizing this was a nothingburger and buying in higher, I took the difference in shares.

For a .308 rifle I'd prefer the 20", but the difference in velocity is going to be negligible.
Go with the 16" if that's what you want.

lmao fucking GME. what a goddamn clown world we're in

buy puts

Earnings are on the 29th tho. I think it’ll be a bloodbath

VIG tracks companies that raise dividends, it doesnt chase a high yield

Do we buy 3M before earnings tomorrow

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why?
ad revenue or what?

>bro just buy at ATH when we have record unemployment!

I've come to a conclusion:

Bulls are idiots thinking that during a period of high volatility, any upwards volatility = no more volatility and we're normal again.

>RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED
ALL TIME HIGHS ON THE HORIZON
>RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED
ALL TIME HIGHS ON THE HORIZON
>RECESSION HAS BEEN CANCELLED
ALL TIME HIGHS ON THE HORIZON

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no.

HERE WE GO BEARS THE SELL OFF STARTED

if you don't understand whats going on with it i suggest you stop trading and go get a wage slave job.... seriously....

Just like weebs

S&P approaching a double - thoughts, anons?

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Unemployment is a leading indicator this time around. This was a forced economic shutdown, meaning that we will be seeing the economic damage over the coming months as a result of unemployment, the demand shock, and the rest. The unemployment was not caused by underlying economic issues, rather it will be their cause, in addition to other factors.

double top* nigger

i got dubs on higher highs lower lows. I'll stick with that.

>How much luck would you say you've had consistently with selling TQQQ contracts?
Pretty consistently about 4k a month with 40-50k collateral. I roll up and down a lot so it varies and the collateral varies. I could make more but I sell a bit out of the money because should I get assigned I actually want the shares. Otherwise it's free money and I just sell more. I like TQQQ out of most of the leveraged ETFs because it has weekly options and the spreads are pretty tight. The same can't be said for SOXL, SPXL, etc. though UPRO does have weeklies however the spreads kind of suck