Who cares lol just smoke some weed lmao don't think about it and just buy some Amazon calls
Parker Rogers
read The Greeks
Nolan Nelson
I'm convinced that karma exists and your "luck" is tied to it. The reason you get bogged is because you have too much negativity inside you and surrounding you. We need to be a little more positive friends. Stop laughing at others mistakes, share your thoughts on mooning stocks. Stop the hate. Literally change your altitude and stop thinking about your stocks dropping when you bought and rising when you sell and everything will be better.
if you think this will continue go all in on SCO and see what happens
Jordan Watson
kek buy index funds dude cmon now
Parker Anderson
this is the same chick that does that cringe comedy on Instagram right?
Oliver Johnson
>You're shitting on the wrong stock mate. AMRN isn't that great of a stock.. imo.. still way overvalued... ima wait to see which stock the fucking discord trannies flood /smg/ with next to start shitting on that.. until then... AMRN is still a bit overvalued imo at 2billion
Kevin Bell
If it hits 10$ before 5/1 (won't happen) then you will be rich beyond your wildest dreams. If it doesn't then your phone releases mustard gas and kills you instantly
Joseph Bennett
you're kinda right, the market is just the collective feeling of the people involved, vibes matters and when the vibes are good the green line goes up.
William Gomez
lmao
thats a less than 1% probability play right there.
Kevin Green
says what?
I just bought back an MA - Mastercard!
I sold at 275 and bought back at 263, pretty cool huh?
anyone looking for a quick gain. Nokia earnings in 3 days
Elijah White
yeah i'm not touching this shit because that doesn't make any sense
if it goes to $10 i make 10x of what? the 6 cents it costs?
if it doesn't go to $10 i lose 6 cents?
optionsprofitcalculator.com is no help either
in way over my head. this is how people lose their fucking house
sticking to NAIL
Mason Allen
Sloths stink to high heaven, they're pretty nasty. Also they're ugly and lazy. Basically they're the animal version of the average /smg/ retard, except not quite as fat.
Daniel Miller
kek'd thank you for thinking he's not gay.
Jeremiah Butler
yes
Daniel Reyes
>AMRN isn't that great of a stock.. imo.. still way overvalued I mean sure but I have a vague memory of you starting this meme to piss off that one guy. I think you can stop now. >ima wait to see which stock the fucking discord trannies flood /smg/ with next to start shitting on that. Ok, have fun
Oliver Garcia
if you just hit "sell" instead of "buy" call then you just immediately get free money as many times as you can click through it, choose one near the current price for more money
Ethan Davis
just harass them that they aren't progressive enough with their platform. Tell them they should accept all genders, just not female. Unironically reddit and twitter will be your back up
Alexander Clark
It explains it right here user. Oof, user, hard cringe. Just yikes. Don't trade things you don't even begin to remotely understand.
Wyatt Kelly
gib name i want more money
Evan Barnes
>almost no stocks in the red what the fuck?
Should I buy TTWO??
Jacob Ross
I did the earnings meme with TSM and it paid off. then i did it with INTC and got raped lmao
Asher Rogers
that's what i just said
David Gonzalez
are they announcing 5G?
Owen Perez
Earnings reports coming in soon. Personally I'm selling tomorrow, waiting to see how prices move after the earnings, and maybe buy back in after.
Brandon Hall
OIL LADS
Can someone red pill me on CVE
Anthony Thompson
Kek, no they won't.
Angel Rodriguez
are you talking about the whole market or Take Two?
Aaron Martin
Fake news, it actually only faintly smelled like your average dog. And they aren't ugly or lazy, they just get sleepy sometimes.
Okay, you buy 100 contracts for 6 cents, as 100 is the minimum order. So for your $6 invested, these are your profits depending on what value it goes to.
I've read about every article I can find about investing and I still don't understand how the fuck options work. What the fuck is a call? What the fuck is a put? How/why do I buy/sell one? I don't get it. Jesus christ, I don't get it. I haven't felt this retarded since I was a child in class struggling with algebra 2. I feel emasculated.
Bears are actually cooler, they're just a bit rebellious like those 50's greasers n the motorcycle jackets. But like greasers, it's a hard life for a bear to always be the counterculture element. If you think about it, stocks mostly go up. Options mostly expire worthless. You spend most of your life on the wrong side of the coin if you're a bear, and that must be very emotionally taxing.