Who is an essential worker here?

Who is an essential worker here?

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I am. It's bullshiiit because faggots on unemployment are making the same amount of money as I am just sitting at home. I feel like such a schmuck but theres literally no way out of it unless I get laid off

I am 27 and this applies to me except for gf,friends, police and cockroach part. I even have like 20 of the same t shirt that is the only I wear, didn't realize this was a thing lol. my neetbux is internet work though.

This is the next bailout right here.

Autistic meme

You can actually quit now, saying it's due to fears of the pandemic and then be accepted for unemployment insurance.

It's better that you work though. Less uncertainty.

I'm not a public facing employee either, literally no one gives a fuck about the factory workers keeping medical supply chains running, they only care about the cute nurses taking selfies

I'm being furloughed today, until June 30th and still on 100% pay. Basically will be able to live the NEET life for 2 months.

Thankfully I'm not an essential worker. I do appreciate all they do and make sure to thank everyone still working. Including cashiers and delivery drivers

This virus has really caused a rift in society, some have done very well from it and others, absolute misery

Yes so you are not related at all with this picture except you are 27.

I work in grocery delivery, at a company that only does delivery and has been in business since 1999. Company wide our orders are up 380% but at my warehouse its up 1200%. Its great not having to deal with customers but im getting hazard pay anyway. Making 18$ an hour now instead of 16$. I only work weekends and am unionized.

Im also getting more free printer money from the canadian government even though i work twice as many hours now as before.

When i have extra money i buy gold and silver but its much harder to get now. Maybe ill stockpile food instead.

Probably the same sort of person who reads horoscopes and is like "That's so me!"

Aries - Your month will be full of , you will meet your lucky colour this month is

>How does it know???

aye!

i work for a med device company so i thought it was in the clear. then they announced a 20% pay cut for me (and all other salaried workers) and furloughs for production/warehouse employees, all because elective surgeries are down.

Yeah.
I work and barely get half of what someone who is getting unemployment is getting.

the worst part is that i make too much to get partial unemployment but i dont even make that much money

Something doesn't add up here, if you are earning too much to get unemployment, then you can't be struggling financially

Struggling financially means not being able to afford rent, bills and food. Just to clarify

kek

Based BSX fag

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Sorry, I'm retarded and didn't reply the first time

I am. I'm in healthcare and make six figs, so I can't complain. And actually, after the initial panic, work has been incredibly easy and slow

Normies are going back to work now anyway.

facebook tier meme
I suggest you go back to where you found this and never come back

really an argument to raise working class wages.

healthcare worker here
going to the building with all the rona every day
made too much last year to get trump bux
working so not geeting neetbux
not on front lines so work not giving hazard pay
work not doing well so cutting people's hours
mfw probably get laid off after unemployment bump and trump bux are based on last year's income

>thank you for reading my blog

get free mcdonalds
getting some free coffees
heart signs for thank yous
i'm no where near a soldier but that "thank you for your service" equivalent is cringy

>pls subscribe to my blog

since this is biz...
bought three znga 8.5 calls with 5/1 expiry. let's do this boys. going to moon to 150 bucks or lose 12 dollars. i'm ready.

i'm not struggling i just think it's bullshit that i have to take a 20% pay cut and i get NOTHING from state or federal unemployment. i went from $65k to $52k in a high cost of living area. niggers who work in a warehouse are now making as much as me after their $300/week state unemployment and $600/week federal unemployment.

Who else /workfromhome/ here? Never want to ever see my coworkers faces ever again in my life. I can finish all of my work in a few hours now, in my underwear with my cat, and play minecraft during meetings now.

This really sounds like the worst roll.

My job is actually literally labled "essential" but they sent us all home with pay anyways. I'm a GS-11 DoD civilian and I just make maps with arcGIS & google earth and otherwise look at dots on screens all day. Workflow is "classified" with the highest meme clearance so it can't be done from home.

My whole office is home on paid leave and they are all boomers making upper 6 figs, so about $3mil in wages being paid for nothing.

This sounds like one of my friends. He works in a hospital, but in the shipping/delivery area, so he's not essential but it's not like the docs and nurses are going to sort parcels by themselves

>25 of the same shirt
If you're gonna have money at least buy nice clothes
Good fashion and grooming is a key to success in many things