/smg/ - Stock Market General

Sandnigger Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

Attached: feee.jpg (312x347, 36.24K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=DhAFbwoaH7o
youtube.com/watch?v=9ZUc1E_82YE
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Why do we need 6 smg threads up at once, can you faggots stop

Post them gains. If Only I wasn’t broke.

Attached: 3C1C8618-53DC-4230-A9F5-ED54E876E9FC.jpg (1242x1158, 189.1K)

this.

what r u in???

>Cryptofags mad they can't spam up the front page with every little shitcoin's own thread now

OH NO WHAT IF YOU ACTUALLY READ STUFF ABOUT REAL BIG PERSON MARKETS AND TRADING OR SOMETHING??

Attached: 14508422-34752.jpg (720x567, 97.87K)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
SPY to $300 end of month.

Attached: 1521407707678.jpg (830x738, 120.9K)

Sauds trying to pump Live Nation right before earnings. Someone tell me my puts will be okay

Attached: 3867C376-EBF7-40D1-BD51-B943B8778F16.jpg (622x579, 52.64K)

Draftkings doing great

Can someone give me the info on CVE, interested in gettin in oil

>tfw bought it at $240

Attached: 1375493957258.jpg (500x385, 23.33K)

300 will be some hard resistance. if we break it, ATH by September

THERE IS NOWHERE TO STORE THE FUCKING OIL BUT THE OIL KEEPS FUCKING COMING WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO?!?!?!

Attached: DB0C74B5-5326-4CA5-A6E5-8FBCFED8C95B.png (400x416, 169.16K)

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=DhAFbwoaH7o

NAT calls are exploding today from last week, older TK, BBY, GRPN calls also doing well also holding shares of a bunch of oil and cancer research.

TSLA 515 PUTS
AMAZN 3000 CALLS
INTC 67 CALLS
one of them must print

Quit being a pussy and enjoy free energy lil bitch nigga someday oil will be $500/barrel

Bigger than 2008 crash incoming

should I buy draftkings

Go sink a tanker

How do I invest in this? 8==D

>Tesla meme stock
This shit is doing random things, betting money on it is retarded
>Amazon overvalued right now
Earnings will be sick, but will lead into a short term correction, RIP calls
>INTC
maybe this one.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are testing the high today.

depends if you want to make it or not

I’ll buy that shit when, I start moving the price of bitcoin with my orders and not a second before.

>100k bag holding just to make $250 a month
WOW, DIVIDEND CHADS REALLY HAVE GOT THEIR SHIT FIGURED OUT!

Attached: 1586727678253.jpg (960x960, 107.93K)

crypto threads should be banned
We also need flags.

Ask r*ddit

kek

Attached: 20901ala0-9.jpg (770x557, 35.46K)

The drop will be more and more brutal. I'd love to see all the fags crying here.

user companies are already well hedged they still making 50$ on the barrel that's why they won't stop production and they're ok with oik going negative

>dax +3%
corona over, everybody get pumping

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-04-27 12-21-20.png (467x68, 8.06K)

Post yfw the entire economy becomes one big shitcoin

Attached: 1517158714614.jpg (722x349, 66.56K)

>Economy back to normal, but not really.

buy shaftkings instead

problemo bearfag?

Attached: 23419878.jpg (618x410, 39.64K)

Shitcoins and shiny rocks don't pay dividends and don't represent anything that actually adds value like human ingenuity or effort.

My Problem is that they're opening up too soon. Do you honestly believe that the average American won't do shit that will lead to another wave?

3,000,000 cases!
Reopen soon :)

wtf is this faggot high school shooter music

wfc making me rich here lads

GME moon time

b-but it's passive money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

100k isn't very much money...

also considering puts on AMD or SPY in general

I don’t think it’s gonna drop today, maybe Thursday when AMZN drops earning bomb

corona over, I repeat.

Attached: germs.png (735x469, 47.59K)

You wanna see this on every shitcoin op?

Attached: 1439966890079.gif (390x265, 11.43K)

1 million us cases by tomorrow or Wednesday

germany had strict regulations.

When will you retards stop posting about this fake cold virus hysteria?

Attached: Screenshot from 2020-04-22 22-33-53.png (677x143, 37.17K)

Okay, gonna go out on a limb.

Results from USA testing of Remdesivir should be coming out this week--if shit is always "priced in" because us plebs are the last to hear about important developments, could this spike in Oil and Recreation (Hotels, Theme Parks, Theaters, etc) mean the drug is successful and the big boys are stocking up before word gets out?

Attached: 071.jpg (2000x2177, 258.71K)

how the FUCK do i profit from this? it's on the front page of finviz every day how do i use this information to make money? does anyone do this?

Attached: finviz front page.jpg (1898x983, 585K)

Attached: 74FE3F61-D755-4D11-937A-F0DCA5ABCD69.png (750x1334, 164.72K)

>Germany
who would have thought retard?

Ignore the image. It's mostly to flush out board tourists.
NASDAQ is definitely a shitcoin now.

Attached: JustAFluBro.png (1200x630, 100.24K)

Imagine the smell

Attached: Event_JebelAliTankerFire_Feb2009[1].jpg (800x550, 138.04K)

Attached: Screenshot_20200427-094055.jpg (376x131, 16.23K)

BROS DID I FUCK IT UP?!?!!!

I SOLD MY 5 SHARES OF REGENERON AT $564 FOR A PROFIT OF ~40%

I DIDNT WANT TO PAY SHORT TERM CAPITAL GAINSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKKKKKKKK

Attached: AAA3058A-7F00-4048-BB10-173BB3EBBBD6.jpg (1125x618, 619.01K)

literally just a boomer remover, my fucking sides dude. my parents got it and survived without any long lasting issues, no early inheritance for me i guess. idk whether to feel bad about that or feel good that i inherited good genes and will likely survive future plagues and thus be one of the few living males who can reproduce.

And Sweden had none. Your point?

Fuck / marry
Kill / Fuck and then marry

>buy the rumor sell the news
remdesivir is a sham

taking profits is never a fuckup, user

You niggers are ignoring the most significant indicator whether stocks will go up or down. The weather. Nice day on the east coast - stocks go up. Rain or cold - stocks go down.

>social distancing,
>only 1 random guy allowed per household
>business closed, especially all the small ones
>obligation to wear masks
>borders hard controlled
>airports closed
>trains not fully operating
>shopping mauls closed
>cinemas closed
>random 800m2 business regulation implemented and then called illegal by court
>tourism not existing
What will happen once the lift everything? Oh yeah, check out Singapore. LUL, fucking police state

Or they trying to get goys to Fomo in to get out, it depends on volume on dark pool.

everything is normal

Fuck | Marry
Kill | Breed

>top left
Pass
>top right
Cute would marry
>bottom left
Nice boobs but has crazy eyes, pass
>bottom right
Nice boobs but not a fan of her sloped head, pass

we're all gonna make it poverty-hood bros

Attached: Screenshot_20200427-094348.png (1080x2220, 109.91K)

A GAMESTOP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>And Sweden had none.
Sweden is racing for highest deaths/capita

Attached: Rankings.png (1179x791, 70.31K)

Doesn't matter this retarded meme virus isn't anything, everyone should have done what Sweden did sorry if you got fear mongered like a rube

Another wave of nothingburgervirus is still a nothingburger, redditor

Attached: Screenshot_20200427-094528.jpg (1080x2400, 301.04K)

priced in

This isn't even accurate.

why do people still has the need to hide their money on an anonymous image board?like in real life where everyone try to hide their salary and end up being underpaid

Who cares you are going to get it anyway eventually and guess what, nothing will probably happen. If you are part of the .5% who die, welp thats just how it goes

no low volume gamma-delta flip yet, so surge to ath -->directly less likely :P it is highly likely bottom was in already

youtube.com/watch?v=9ZUc1E_82YE

covid19 extremely contagious but no more dangerous than seasonal flu

Attached: anime-girl-lamborghini-aventador-sv-42-1280x1024.jpg (1280x1024, 574.76K)

>Singapore
More details? All i recall is they lifted it and got a second harder wave.

But the drug actually DOES show promise on patients who are on ventilators, and that could even mean it’s beneficial as a prophylactic before patients get that critical

AND their monoclonal antibodies have a good chance at winning

Attached: A172B310-B035-45B8-B7F8-EE4A0DBDC30C.jpg (2072x1641, 555.85K)

Attached: JustAFluBroUSA.png (1200x630, 128.74K)

seething
since now the population with immunity is higher, the infection rate will be low

>he didn't all in gamestop

I'm not sure what to do next

Attached: Screenshot_20200427-124725.png (1080x2280, 116.2K)

>AOC
>libertarian
Who the fuck made this

.....Does anybody else sense that?

Does anybody feel an unexpected DROP coming? Maybe not this afternoon, but certainly tomorrow!

Attached: 220px-Dramatic_Chipmunk.png (220x195, 35.56K)

What did you do