/smg/ - Stock Market General

Dividend chads edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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why even try anymore

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Beaners need to get out.

You still have underpeforming pensions to pay out boomers soon

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stop opening so many fucking smg threads before the other 3 die out

wtf, i bought £150 worth of USO stock at 2.75 and just closed my position at 2.20, why do I only have £62 left?

>Paahmp it and make him believe it's zee V-shape recovery, zen deuxmp it agen

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$ET's revenue is coming from about 80-85% fixed annual contracts from various fracking and oil drillers. So even as some elastic companies take hits from the fluctuation of oil, $ET isn't as exposed and is more inelastic, and will continue to receive monies from fixed contracts. But, of course, there is the risk that a myriad of companies go under thereby ceasing payments to $ET. Though, should that happen $ET's revenue would be the least of our concerns. It is less risky to bet on $ET than any other single company because the former encompasses large swaths of latter. That being said, $ET specializes in oil pipelines, which is a matter of national security, so you already know it will receive government backing if necessary. There have also been reports that pipelines will be used to store oil, so that is an alternative method to generate profit during this oil glut. $ET also pays a cheeky divvy.

Is MPC worth holding or should I just sell and buy more MRO? The former has been crabbing since I bought it.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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god i wish i knew how to make money
either that or get pusy
having neitgher seems to be a bit sucky desu

where's the entire volume today?

I'm bored as fuck

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Insider here
Do NOT buy HAL

The stock market is manipulated
We all know this
The market is irrational
We all know this
The economy is doing terribly
We all know this

All time highs soon!

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reminding this faggot I'm going to LOL all the way to the bank Wednesday

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SEC here
you're under arrest

Should I buy Boeing now or wait til earnings?

Should I go long on GSK?
They have a pretty nice dividend but I'm worried about their debt.

WTF I went all in on USO with 4x leverage and now I lost all my money. Wife is going to let me sleep in the dog house again when she finds out I gambled away my monthly allowance on the stock market

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something something future skynet world

ITEQ, VRNT NICE
INFORMATION BROKERS : CLGX, ADS, RAMP
LITHIUM DEPOSITS : BMIX, SGMLF
ORMAT

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>let me

AMD STOP GOING DOWN EVERYONES BUTING YOUR CPUS STOOOOOOOPP

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Are the earnings this week priced in, or will there be cheapies?

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Bought a bunch of Us oil fund, at $3.00 and $2.50. How fucked am I?

>he buys the news

Never going to make it. The dip this morning was your last chance.

Please be real.
Post proof.

Am i too late for FRO?

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If you'd all buy TSLA you'd be rich

how much?

FCEL PENNY CHADS, LET'S RISE

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Son you have no idea the horror that is about to be brought down upon you. I pity you.

Where's the volume?

How much crying and screeching will there be when we get back to ATH? Incel bears get ready

maybe not earning is on the 14th

good stocks for a future data driven skynet world? surveillance strong stocks?

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Buy actual oil companies retard. You bought worthless paper.

these fucking retards STILL insisting "essential workers" are in danger and deserve extra pay

these fuckers have been in contact with every american in the past 2 months. where the fuck are the massive waves of walmart worker sicknesses and deaths?

HOW THE FUCK IS THE FACT THAT YOU SEE THE SAME FUCKING WORKERS EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU GO TO WALMART NOT SCREAMING PROOF THAT THIS SHIT IS A NOTHINGBURGER

Christ I can't wait. By then I will have made a literal 100k

How the hell is Zoom going up?

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who /vanguard/ here?

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Probably I’ll go with MRO

USO is going back to 15$ in a couple of months, dont listen to the mouthbreathers on /smg/

>He thinks oil will go back up


You know wti has been in a 14 yr downtrend, right?

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DO ANY OF YO FUCKERS ACTUALLY THINK OVER 8 WEEKS INTO THE FUTURE

biz is not an IRA board

Everyone is max retarded and completely detached from reality. Stocks are now and always have been trading cards and only valued for their meme potential and bought ironically and for the lolz. Buy crypto I guess, you’re getting scammed no matter what.

lol obvi not. I am swing trading for a mean $47 profit

>Invested in DO friday
>Declared bankruptcy

For FUCKS sake

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ITS

PRICED

IN

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We will make it bro

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Dude, would you rather have a depression? The virus is an overexaggerated coverup for an actual gigantic problem. They didn’t have to use a virus hoax btw. They could’ve just went with something more extreme for the goyim but they were nice and just ade it mandatory house arrest

>AMD, MSFT for the earnings pump
>IAG for the really long 100IQ play
Opinions?

taxes take like 35% of that right

BULLCHADS RISE THE FUCK UP!

I own several tankers and am in a major greed zone here with big gains. I've been almost selling all morning but they won't fucking stop going up. Any of you guys taking profits? I just don't see them reversing as long as oil keeps selling off on the June contract. That interview with the NAT founder was so bullish on Friday, and so many vlccs literally sitting around with nowhere to offload crude. Also something great that NAT guy said was it's all about the dividend versus even paying off debt lmao, these shippers are so based.

Why wouldn't it? Every boomer is using it these days. My mom uses it for church even.

I just bought 25 shares of Boeing. Going to wait til after earnings and buy 25 more.

>why oil stocks go bankrupt thats not supposed to happen

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>taxes

I was going to 2x my holding of FRO but the pump today has made me wary of FOMOing in to the top. Not sure if I should wait until it calms down.

Literally bullish as fuck

FUCK IT! I'm going to short ALL of my Oil stocks (cept MRO) at the end of the day and then go into gold

>This sheer volume on NAT in comparison to everything else
I am so glad I bought in earlier, talk about a fucking great sign. This is a winner, get on the boat now of get left behind. Gone up every day this past week and isn't stopping.

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T-T-TASTE

THE PAIN

*slams you*

what do you guys think of the "ChaikinOsc"? i put a EMA of the indicator on it, fast EMA and slower than default settings on it and it seems like a pretty great volume indicator. it's the MACD of the A/D line so it basically measure the momentum of buying/selling pressure. the zero line determines bearish/bullish sentiment and the MA determines accelerating/decelerating pressure.

>trading cards

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