/smg/ Stock Market General

Time for comfy Monday before america opens back up edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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youtube.com/watch?v=X3E7p4S_1m4
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for candy corn.

Should I re-invest my dividends if it's a tax-free account anyways?

I feel like it's a bad idea because the cash can be put towards other trades.

Bag holding a massive short position rn, should i cut losses or wait for the epic dump

>tfw lost so much fucking money last week

I am going to use my last $1k to go all in on $AYTU and $ET. Will I make it?

>-28%
uh, oilbros? are you okay?

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Brent falls all falls

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is oil going to keep going down i thought it was over

Why is NAT up to 6.86 and will it keep moving?

Here is why you should buy 5/15 NET calls

1. NET earnings call is 5/7
2. NET is an undervalued company and is currently on a dip
3. NET is not affected by corona at all
4. NET is secretly an inverse market stock and the coming crash will raise its price significantly

So I am browsing through different ETF's and it says the fund size is 0 Euros. Multiple ETF's that were millions some days ago..bug??

no those are shit meme stocks

>boyfriend says he will do dishes
>coffee pot not clean

reee

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So this pol larper said we gonna tank this week, let's see

>FAANG earnings will all fail this week
>Birx says social distancing will be until late summer, meaning - restricted consumer behavior, no tourism, restricted event sector, restricted gambling sector, restricted entertainment sector
>Apple cuts production by 20%
>Airlines wont be in profit for years
>Tesla will fail earnings hard
>GM is RIP, suspends dividends and stock buyback
>marketwatch.com/story/expert-who-called-the-2008-crisis-says-the-signal-to-sell-stocks-is-coming-soon-2020-04-27?mod=home-page
>Goldman once again on the only right side
>Google is slashing its marketing budget by as much as half in the second half of the year, and has imposed a hiring freeze for full-time and contract employees
>Cruise lines are done, probably for years
>Singapore lockdown enhanced until 1st June

I know priced in and bullish.

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Is oil going to fall below 10$ today

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NET already peaked, there will never be a greater demand tbqh

Will cramer & co blow their brains out on live television when murrican oil hits -600% this time?

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>tfw new trader and ready to buy in high divvy stocks so one day I can eat tendies while collecting my chad yields

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AMD mooning for sure now

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Calls on Starbucks and Amazon. Puts on Boeing. Money couldn't be easier to make this week.

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t.NETlet

Is brent may contracts expiring this week?

If we don't fall off of shitty Q1 earnings and oil collapsing, then it pretty much confirms that this fake and gay pump will continue for the indefinite future. This week is unironically CRITICAL for the price of SPX coin.

It's real fucking weird being bullish on the market while seriously considering whether I'll need to get back into fishing to feed my family

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At the height of the dotcom bubble I wonder if people also said "priced in" to every bad news lmao

>OIL has an upcoming liquidation
What happens now?

AMD is already way overvalued. Growing 10x it's size is more than priced in

>oil

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its not my money to lose, I already made my money off of NET and I'm happy, keep holding the bags

>pre market pump fading
OH GOD FUCK IT'S GOING TO D... D.. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

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Remember this nonsense?

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>QE since the 90s decoupled the stock market from GDP
>bailouts have decoupled it from earnings
>money printing has decoupled it from energy and oil
THE LINE WILL GO UP. WE'VE MADE IT
Wealth without assets

>GM is RIP, suspends dividends and stock buyback
Oddly, now is exactly the time to do stock buybacks because it's cheap. Spending the shareholders' money to buy stocks when they were overpriced was like flushing money down the toilet. These guys destroy wealth like it's their job.

You lose everything

5 MINUTES. FUCK

If you believe in memes you know the answer.

SCO up 20%
i didn't think it was possible

>tfw rich people not getting even richer

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i hope all the fish die you fucking boomer faggot stop pumping this bull shit

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expires on the 30th i believe

If GM survives, could be a good buy because of their autonomous vehicle program.
youtube.com/watch?v=X3E7p4S_1m4

Wew, this week is going to be a shit show for oil.

it must be so painful for you watching the market recover, RIP bobo's

What do you guys think, Qualcomm puts or more Tesla puts?

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Anyone becoming a King? DKNG is mooning

>brent is gonna go below $6

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NOOOOOOO

NOOOO LE GOD EMPEROR TRUMP TOLD ME WORTHLESS OIL WAS A HECKIN ONE TIME FINANCIAL GLITCHERINO

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I like when they wear the sleeveless shirts.

Reinvesting divvies doesn't avoid taxes.

Literally the most priced in options dude, you’re not gonna make any money if you’re correct, but if you’re wrong, you’ll get raped

>Domp eet, zen pomp eet, zen domp eet again.

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