/smg/ - Stock Market General

ITS OVER BOBOS!!

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8mpB9ECZI
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WE'RE GONNA BE RICH

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bobos can only hope for a second infection wave

AAAAAAAAAA WE'RE DOOOOOMPING

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This was the most underrated song of 2019 and futures will end green, screencap this post youtube.com/watch?v=Qz8mpB9ECZI

UH OH MUMU, WHATS HAPPENING?

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Fuck yes. I told you so bulls. Now my poots can finally break even while mumus get some taste of how I felt for the past 4 weeks. Nothing lasts forever, bear market rallies are a thing.

Imagine thinking we will continue to go up after just exiting the longest bull market in US history.

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FUCK BULLS
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK JANNIES

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it really is over, NDX to new ATH in May

Lost everything last week. I have only $1k to regain all my losses. Which stock should I go all in on tomorrow morning?

310 SPY tomorrow I can't believe it! Bobo can't even nudge those futures down 0.2%!!!!!

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It's going to be a green, green day tomorrow.

There is still time to buy groupon, anons

Is GE bobo or bull?

yikes

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so does futures opening on sunday signify the end of weekend /smg/? we back to OOOO AAAA faggot posting again by all the LARPers who don't even actually trade and just want to spam reactions? cool, cool, got it, i'll just be going then.

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>red futures
Here we go, bearbros. This week, the streets will run red with bullblood.

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Oof. That's a 5.7% red dildo. Bitcoin tier. Bulls are in for a rude awakening.

You could stop being passive aggressive and just leave if you don't like people posting reaction pics when the market opens.

Post positions.

I have a put against BA. Strike 100. Expires in June. I'm down about 60% on that bad boy. What are you bags, user? Let's actually talk about trading.

does it make sense to buy natural gas stocks now before summer when usage goes way up for cooling etc

oof big old dump. it's not like we were way worse than this last week

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Hypothetically, could Yas Forums set up an ETF which tracks whatever shit stock is meme of the week?

it's more for telling my fellow comfy weekenders that the party is over. might be okay after market closes each day though, slows down a bit then and people can actually have real discussions instead of just gay OOO AAA spam.

i've actually just been trading /ng.. the stocks might have a tough time

what's up with the dead market?

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futures blood red

s&p flatlined. I think she's dead.

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snib

Jesus user, work on your timing. I have 80 strike puts expiring 5/29 that are only down 5% to give you a comparison.

Who wants to suck my cock?

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I'm literally forced to attend a robotics lecture in zoom tomorrow.

i just day trade AMD and /ES and generally harass other overnight hodlers. boring perhaps but it makes me money, though to be fair im trying to expand into making customized scanners based on different strategies and just automating stuff in general (backtesting, finding stocks, one day potentially autotrading, who knows, computers are awesome).

the reaction spam has already begun, see you next weekend or potentially after market closes each day during the week, when this place isn't a shitshow full of 12 year olds.

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So it seems to me some U.S. states are just saying "fuck it" and just reopening because they know the virus won't go away and extending the lockdown would just prolong the inevitable 2nd wave

>muh
Also, in the game of chicken that is this rally, why would you dare to be the first person to sell and push the markets over the cliff?

post the password on Yas Forums, wa-la, no more zoom class

this is a blue board sir

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I'm a moron and I bought at the bottom. Still, with earnings this week and the cancellation of the buyout of that Brazilian plane maker, we will hopefully get into the double digests this week.

Any advice on day trading? Have stable income but I want to break out of being a wagie.

She looks delightful

>so does futures opening on sunday signify the end of weekend /smg/?
yes

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is this bullish enough news for a 4% green rally tomorrow in clownmarket? should i go all in on SPXL and UDOW?

yahoo.com/news/food-supply-chain-breaking-tyson-213539680.html

>Open up new account on a different broker
>Fuck around in the practice mode just randomly shorting shit
>Come back 10 minutes later to $70k in the green

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>So it seems to me some U.S. states are just saying "fuck it" and just reopening
yup
it has the mortality rate of the flu.
All of this was for absolutely nothing

Assuming day/week results based in first 30mins in futures is most retarded thing you could do
> extending the lockdown would just prolong the inevitable 2nd wave
The whole point of lockdown is flattened result not complete virus extinction