He barked up some tree's this recent vid. I'd assume that gets some devious eyes on the channel...

Why would he be on a list he's a harmless moron

>in a few months
glowie, come on, you can do better

when i played football back in high school whenever someone fucked up or got in trouble outside of the team, our coach he would assign us, "BM" also known as behavior modification which consisted of the individual having to run gassers for an x amount of time depending on how bad they fucked up.

is this what 5g is gonna do?

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>tfw I called a guy in New York to pitch him and he told me ya bawkin' up the wrong tree pal..Well you see...Hey, look, I'm NOT your guy. OK? Click

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>>CIA have been making deals in the DMT dimension since MKULTRA

err wat?

Please expand.

okay faggot

They make deals with DMT entities in exchange for clairvoyance/alien technology
You might not be ready for that one user
Just read about the secret Nazi submarine base in Antarctica for now

>>Psilocybin allows your mind to connect with an interdimensional mycelium colony
Elaborate pls

You have to buy the ticket and take the ride man
It's not something than can be proven through material science or explained with language

youtube.com/watch?v=QycQQAnE2GU

How do they interact with the machine elves? Simple as hitting the Shrooms?

unfathomably based, i would be your friend in real life

>Bob Lazar worked on an alien spacecraft in the mid 1980s
I watched a lot of his talks and interviews, he comes across as a liar fraud, I really believe this one is a hoax, but some of your other conspiracies I also believe

Machine elves are strictly DMT

he's 100% a fraud. just watch the video of him where he's asked to name professors he studied under at MIT and he literally names his high school teachers.

Physicists are not known for their charisma, but conmen are
Did he start working at Los Alamos straight out of high school then?

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what do they offer them in return?

He literally says that in his first sentence man

he asked what do the cia offer in return. what do people have that machine elves couldn't make with their language creations. the only thing i can think of are souls

oh right, didn't think of it like that, my bad.

>Missing411
never heard of this one and I'm fucked up now

lol im looking up bigfoot films on youtube fuck me /x/ got me

No one knows for sure they're likely trading some kind of power or control

maybe the kooks who travel to south america to participate in ahuyasca ceremonies are really being bamboozled and are actually being sacrificed to these creatures. being put in a state where they've vulnerable to possession or drained. snacks being offered to the gods, if you will.

Bigfoot is likely just bears walking on their hind legs, which they do routinely when their paws get sore. Whatever is happening with missing 411 is much worse than bigfoot

should i watch the missing 411 docu on netflix or nah?

I've been deep on all sorts of shit like this on the internet since around 2002. For whatever reason, some of the shit you people are saying in here today is really givin me a spook.

yeah, if a bear inhales too much swamp gas then its upper body becomes buoyant and it's able to walk around like a large primate.

give me the bogpill rundown on some of those conspiracies you believe in

Missing 411 is a very concerning phenomena. The clusters around the parks is very eerie

like aol and yahoo chatrooms?

Looks like a large primate to me
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2K3WFToonA

This.

Just another youtube shitcoin scammer. Don’t give him views.

Well for starters I think there is basically a theory of everything and it all works together to reveal the nature of our reality. I basically don't even feel like a real person anymore and I can't handle working a normie job and don't do a lot of socialization anymore (I've tried)

More to your question, 9/11 happened during my early adolescence and I was lucky enough to have the internet in my room and I had some questions about those events. It all snowballed from there.

Maybe we should make a chat thread somewhere else like /x/ so we don't get blocked here?

you're too stupid to reply to me.

abovetopsecret.com lol, anyone ever go there?

lol yeah okay bigfoot boy

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