/smg/ - Stock Market General

based retard edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/crab

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
investopedia.com/articles/financial-theory/12/psychological-coping-strategies.asp

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youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo
fullyinformed.com/articles/2011/research-in-motion-rolling-covered-calls.htm
freightwaves.com/news/iran-threat-looms-as-tanker-markets-boom
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

>BTC dump
might be bearish for futures boys.

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Corona has literally cancelled all of my potential income for the foreseeable future (I was working in the music industry). I applied for unemployment as soon as I could but now it's been 6 weeks with no response. I really don't see the music industry picking back up again any time soon, and I'm starting to get the feeling that my unemployment case has completely fallen through the cracks. I have about $5000 in cash saved up but otherwise I don't know what the fuck to do. If I have to keep paying rent and other expenses, and have zero opportunity to bring money in, what now? I don't even have enough to build out a tiny house or something and fuck off.

Anyone else in this position? Anyone got any money ideas for a post-corona world?

Take this Ralsei and he will bring your investments good fortune.

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HELL IS COMING

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It is unfortunate that Corona has killed music and nobody listens to it any more

>implying the mongolian throat singing industry isnt thriving right now
youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

first for based

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Interesting (real) bearish covered call roll down. Fully profitable.
fullyinformed.com/articles/2011/research-in-motion-rolling-covered-calls.htm
Looks to me like you really have to do it on purpose to lose money on covered calls beyond a very small loss.

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>Apple fail
>Amazon underdelievering too compared to stock price right now
>microsoft fail
>facebook probably crab
>google epic fail

Facebook is basically fully dependent on ad revenue. Can't be better than google.

S&P 3100 in May

Could be that stock holders don't care because of the new video conference possibility. And we all know what zoom is valued at...

hey facebook has that meme VR investment that totally wasnt a massive waste of money that resulted in a lawsuit that facebook lost and then saw the product get its shit kicked in by valve

Stream your music. Dance for your overlords

Get a job working at an Amazon warehouse.

>I can't give you an exact percentage, but I'm sure that between 10% and 20% of our ships are currently sitting at a port or anchored and the owner of that oil has no idea where it's going to go.

Basado

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The market is gonna rally strong next week. Kim dying and being replaced is going to be seen as a good thing, some companies are going to start opening up.

What is this , what's the source ?

where this from

Is this how the average bull thinks? Dear god, rip the market.

Just look at that v shaped recovery. We have bounced 23% from the bottom and are now only down 15% from ATH.

Can somebody tell me what is wrong with this picture? :^)

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I never said it was good reasoning or virtuous, it isn't. This whole jew run economy is a joke that makes no sense.

I simply told you that is what's gonna happen, because that IS what's gonna happen.

Found it on thinkorswim but it's actually from this place: freightwaves.com/news/iran-threat-looms-as-tanker-markets-boom
That site has some pretty good stuff, just found it today.

>all the tankers that would hold sea oil being used to desperately hold WTI
>all production and no tankers
Ooooooo booyyyy we’re going to -100

> Doesn't include BA probably the most important numbers to release this week
You fags underestimate how much the economy reverberates off of Boeing. They lead the first leg down, them releasing numbers on Wednesday is a very likely catalyst for a sub-20k DOW which will pull the S&P down, the combination of which will bring the Nasdaq down and start the tech sell off along with their numbers. Want to index the shit out of your markets, well this is what happens. It's going to be glorious.

I miss Kim already
he was just a goofy plump boy who wanted dissenters killed

play me a tune

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Dude, kim dying means that NK is destabilized, and KYJ is probably just as bad as him. Or the military takes control from her and they go on a scare campaign. Don't forget they have nukes.

I have puts on BA. Strike 100. Down about 60%, bought at the bottom. Expires in june. Am I going to be fine?

3100 is fine, I'm good up until 3200. If it's 3200 in early May, that's a pure bubble. Then I cash out my wins and go cashgang.

No

Why?

Based, I have SPY 310c's for 5/15

Yes. I think Boeing will be a 2 digit stock by Friday. I'd sell then though or shortly after.

Holding intc calls 67 05/15 ,
Also thinking of ba calls and Amazon puts

>KYJ is probably just as bad as him
based yandere dictator

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I’m all in calls expiring through out the summer s&p 4000+ this summer, a “melt up”. Then we see the real crash. 800-1000 will be the bottom and it will be reached before Q2 2021

user is not saying it's a good thing, he's saying everyone else thinks it's a good thing, even if it's not. He's telling what the normalfag mindset will be like.

Where is your bottom? 80? IV and theta fucked me so hard that I need that just in order to break even. Can it please go to 50? Boeing is a shit company.

She is a known psychopath and fanatic as well, it's been said she was responsible for the uncle that got killed a few years back was her doing. I'd fuck the shit out of her personally, so my dick thinks it's bullish.

GOOG 5/1c 1,310.00

God, I want that bitch to femdom me.

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what is it?

I don't expect it to go much lower than 98, I could see 85 again but who knows, I just know that company is fucked.

>company is fucked
>stock still wont go down

Clownmarket.

If I were to tell you, you would start to cry.