>Borrow $20 from your friend, tell him you're going to return it next month >Spend or save it as you'd like. After 4 weeks, ask another friend to lent you $20, tell him you'll return it next month also >Return $20 to your first friend with the newly-borrowed money >Repeat this forever >Literally free $20 while simultaneously building trustworthy reputation by always returning borrowed money on time >If you have 100 friends, that's basically free $100 until you die
Did I just beat the system? Holy shit this is why the Jews are so rich
>Naw man I'm getting kind of tired of you always bumming cash off me, I know you pay it back but seriously what the fuck I can't be your ATM
Wow great plan
Grayson Moore
No one on Yas Forums has 100 friends
Blake Myers
borrow $20 dollars from 100 friends move away
Brody Rivera
congratulations, looks like someone has discovered Ponzi scams. you can go for your masters education with Bernie Madoff as your cellmate at the university of gaping prison ass.
Easton Wright
>open shorts with 100x leverage on x company >Go to x company and break every unit of capital it owns computers, machines, storages, spread a little bit of Anthrax on door handles, release a sex tape involving the daughter of the chairman. >Get maximum profit What's preventing me from doing that?
>open buy positions on wheat with 100x leverage >Go to the countryside and burn every wheat field destroying years of harvesting and induce massive supply negative shock >Profit What's preventing me from doing that ?
>spend 20 years making 1,000,000 friends >borrow $100 from each of them >never talk to any of them again and never pay the money back >free $10MM now you’re super wealthy
Ayden Reyes
breaking & entering. felony vandalism. 5-9 years in prison
arson. 3-10 years in prison. you really want to be a prison wife, don't you?
Jack Phillips
>Tell 100 friends that you'll keep their $20's safe in your vault, they can withdraw it whenever they want. >Keep only enough for like 2 friends in the vault hoping they won't notice. >Lend the rest of it out for interest. >Tell the people you lend it out to that you can keep their money safe in your vault.
Tyler Ortiz
What friend put fucking interest for $20 from your friend? Just give him a massage or something
Gavin Hall
get a load of this homosexual
Ryan Butler
it's what iran has been doing to iraq for 20 years it's actually quite funny, and it unironically happened before a couple of hours in some shit city
Thats not how Jews work. Its like this: >lend $20 to someone who asked to borrow your money on the condition that he returns you $22 >borrow $20 from your Jewish friend who will require of you to return $20.50 and lend it for $22 to goyim who asked to borrow from you >pocket the difference
Christian Reed
Yeah but if the friend you lend $22 defaults you're fucked. Even more fucked if everyone is doing this which then the economy would be amazingly fucked. Holy shit this is why the Muslims banned usury
Jack Peterson
Usury is normally banned in christianity too I don’t know where it says in the Bible that you can let jews practice it though
Carter James
small businesses do this. >have small store with ~150k worth of inventory >get 5 x 5k lines of credit from different lenders >make the due date 6 days apart from each loan >pay each loan the day before due date to prevent interest (calculated monthly not daily) and max the loan out again the day after its a way to take out a 5k permanent loan with no interest but you would need a good amount of sales (25k in this case) a month to keep it up
Brody Rivera
>breaking & entering. felony vandalism. 5-9 years in prison 5-9 beats a 9-5 chum. Worth.
Blake Adams
Dangerously based
Elijah Stewart
No senpai I mean repeat from each pair of friend forever. So a you borrow from each friend once in two months
you can do that too with credit cards and just balance transfer to 0% interest each time they have a promotion.
Landon Stewart
this is what social media THOTS do
congrats, you unlocked their secret
Austin Taylor
lol genius
William Foster
>be me >working shitty fast food mcjob >uncle comes to me one day- psst, hey, lemme borrow $20, don't tell your aunt I did it >later that day, aunt comes to me- psst, hey, lemme borrow $20, don't tell your uncle I did >my gullible ass lets both of them borrow $20. >to this day neither one has ever paid me back >still don't know what the big $20 secret was between both of them.
I mean, it'd be different if I was working for fucking JPMorgan. But goddam, I was working in fast food. $40 is like 20% of my fucking salary. I feel a fucking kind of way about not getting my money back. That was a big sacrifice I made for both of those fuckheads.
A part of me wants to get both of them in a room, say, "Ok, both of you borrowed 20 from me and told me not to tell the other, and neither one of you has ever paid me back. What was that all about? And also, I want my fucking 40 dollars.
Grayson Foster
Had a work colleague who would bum a tenner every Friday without fail and use it on Monday to pay back the tenner he bummed nine days earlier. Nobody could work out his master plan
It came to an end when he went into a customer’s basement and refused to come up, police were called and he’d ODd
Jeremiah Carter
>A part of me wants to get both of them in a room, say, "Ok, both of you borrowed 20 from me and told me not to tell the other, and neither one of you has ever paid me back. What was that all about? And also, I want my fucking 40 dollars.
What preventing you from doing that? Sounds hilarious especially if it's done in a family gathering.
From what I can tell you fren, if you lent someone $20 and they don't payback, that $20 is well spent. Knowing who you can and can't trust is the probably the most important investment a person should make
