>Borrow $20 from your friend, tell him you're going to return it next month >Spend or save it as you'd like. After 4 weeks, ask another friend to lent you $20, tell him you'll return it next month also >Return $20 to your first friend with the newly-borrowed money >Repeat this forever >Literally free $20 while simultaneously building trustworthy reputation by always returning borrowed money on time >If you have 100 friends, that's basically free $100 until you die
Did I just beat the system? Holy shit this is why the Jews are so rich
>Naw man I'm getting kind of tired of you always bumming cash off me, I know you pay it back but seriously what the fuck I can't be your ATM
Wow great plan
Grayson Moore
No one on Yas Forums has 100 friends
Blake Myers
borrow $20 dollars from 100 friends move away
Brody Rivera
congratulations, looks like someone has discovered Ponzi scams. you can go for your masters education with Bernie Madoff as your cellmate at the university of gaping prison ass.
Easton Wright
>open shorts with 100x leverage on x company >Go to x company and break every unit of capital it owns computers, machines, storages, spread a little bit of Anthrax on door handles, release a sex tape involving the daughter of the chairman. >Get maximum profit What's preventing me from doing that?
>open buy positions on wheat with 100x leverage >Go to the countryside and burn every wheat field destroying years of harvesting and induce massive supply negative shock >Profit What's preventing me from doing that ?
>spend 20 years making 1,000,000 friends >borrow $100 from each of them >never talk to any of them again and never pay the money back >free $10MM now you’re super wealthy
