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Remember SNSSfag?

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First for sitting at 50% cash and tearing my hair out about whether to get back in or wait for another leg down

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How do we get bears to stop spreading fud?

yo 2020 has no chill bruh

Just jew it.

Do people really think it's still a v recovery? It went down this week.

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>OP

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god i want to suck her toes

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It's a dead cat bounce on a scale the likes of which has never been seen in history.

I have a question as a new investor from Germany.

I bought an index fund that tracks the whole world but now I saw that the S&P500 gets higher returns, on average almost 10% than the world ETF, which only gets 7%.

Why should I not invest 100% in the US economy? If the US goes to shit Europe will tank as well.

It seems like it's going down

I'm about 75% cash right now. think i will start to DCA back in.

monday we crab 1%
>green
tuesday we go to the moon right before close
>green
wednesday we go to mars
>green
thursday we discover new galaxies
>green
friday I dump my profits and fuck you guys over
>red

The week after that I won't be with you losers
I will be buying a yacht or something like that

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you mean the felon?

>monday we crab 1%
I can see this.
After that I have no real clue so I'm running away.

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The standard advice is to invest 100% in US indexes because the biggest companies are already international so they include all the global exposure you need.

It went down a week the first week of April too, but look where we are now. It dropped less than a percent this week and we're cooling off for the next leg up.

say it with me

BLACK MONDAY

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It's crabbing right around a 50% retrace following a record-breaking upswing, it's totally going down.

The trend is still up. We won't have a confirmed downtrend until and unless it doesn't break the previous high on the upside and it breaks through this week's low on the downside. If that happens look out below but as of yet we are okay

how will Kim being a veggie tale affect the market?

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i think its gonna slowly climb up to new ath. some smaller down movements will be there of course.

buy espo

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All the MM seem to disagree, so enjoy missing the gains

Memlines related

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not possible
why would it dump right before earnings come out
also vix is way down, oil looks stable, nothing is gonna happen on monday

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If the USD declines compared to the world’s other currencies you could lose money on a weaker dollar. Also political risks within the USA such as socialists taking over one day.

Tony Robbins says get in

b8/8 m8

that is a very nice uptrend fren
vshaped recovery after all

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>VIX way down
>Oil stable
these are not true. the VIX is 35 and oil went negative just last week

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Zoom out and you will see the true trend.

Your longs are fucked, sorry bro. You seriously didn't sell on Friday? Pray Monday isn't red and dump asap.

I expect that it's going to go up up to about 290-293.85 and then violently dump. I expect the dump to happen between May 4 and May 6.

Use leverage then faggot.

vix is at an 8week low
oil was sarcasm... 17 is far from negative.. muh

this

Oddly specific

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That was my main worry. I imagined this crisis with President Bernie Sanders and the economy completely crashing 60% or worse. For now America will get another 8 years of market friendly presidents but after that everything is possible.

This past week turned a lot of bulls into bears.

They're about to get double fucked with a short squeeze.

look at the vix chart. It hasn't been this high since the financial crisis in 2008. Even at our current of 35, it is still at the peak of every last significant drop between 2008 and 2020

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just answer me this question: who the fuck is selling now? Everyone including myself just bought last week. Sorry you missed out. Use monday or you will never make it

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good

It's been going down and will continue to go down

You should be selling. Answer me this, after such a violent drop and violent recovery, what makes you think this is a moon mission back to 330? This is bait, right? I typed out a paragraph responding to bait, right?

Fuck man, I hope things don't gap down too hard Monday, for your sake.

what you're saying is the same as a person saying the vix is going down after the first spike of 2008.

whenever we've seen a VIX spike, we usually see it spike at least twice significantly.

Reminder your TVIX is going to 0

unironically look at the highs and lows of both the individual candles as well as the price action in general. it's not hard. the key is that lime green line that shows most recently, higher lows are being made, which is inherently bullish. by definition, an uptrend is "higher highs and higher lows". if it starts making equal highs/lows it's a range and if one side is decreasing in power while the other side stays the same, it's an ascending/descending triangle which usually shows decreasing power from one side and usually results in a breakthrough of the equal side (i.e. a descending triangle is bearish because the lows remain the same and the bulls push it up less and less each time they buy, until they fail and it breaks through to new lows).

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I just watched a random video from michael burry yesterday where he says that volatility does not predict market going up or down although everyone thinks this. It has nothing to do with it

Are you literally retarded?

>Greatest oil crisis in history
>Greatest debt crisis in history
>Greatest unemployment in history
>Stocks going back to all time highs
Return to normal, right fellow bulltards?

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Still looks at risk for breaking down.

How old are you, man? You have a 5 figure portfolio, don't you?

she looks like she'd be a good dom. who's got that impossibly perfect jap maid dom pic? you know the one.

it helps to predict the market going up or down in a significant sudden movement.

if the VIX is generally high, we can expect green days and red days to be sudden ups and downs.

You’re a fucking moron lmao. Any bull who didn’t switch teams Friday is fucked.

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>Theres no patient in room 13

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yeah I’m spooked now user, gonna start scaling out monday