/smg/ - Stock Market General

TSLA puts or calls
The most shitcoin of shitcoin stocks

Okay but where is the real estate market crash I was promised?

CARR

I don't have enough money to afford 100 TSLA stocks. If I did I wouldn't be playing this game.

$0.02 stock, ave volume around 10k

Options nigga

anyone bought Draft Kings ipo?

Residential real estate has been saved. The prices will now increase tenfold. thank a boomer

Who here /goingballstothewallwhenoilcrashesattheendofthecontracts/

My broker is TD Ameritrade, only lets me do options in packs of 100

>giant fly/anteater/human hybrid with push knives for hands
>this will save the mental health system!
>what could possibly go wrong?
That shit's going to turn all the normies into schizos.

Oil will never drop a single cent ever again.

futures have initial margin 8k, i believe there are maybe only two Yas Forumsraelis that have that kind of money

The elite are just buying out real estate to prevent a crash. Same thing that’s been happening in London for ages, prices have been driven up by people buying RE as an “investment”. The number of empty residential spaces in this fucking city is ridiculous but since they’re all owned by some Saudi or chink fucker, no one can use them.

Government will do anything for boomies, the rich and the welfare dregs. The millennial should be happy to be the donkey of the nation. Here, have some inflation to go with that debt.

only person in this thread who is GMI

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Fate Grand Order (Fate Series from type-moon)

What’s the Best under $25 with divvy?

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You wouldn't try to make money if you had 72k?

It’s going negative in May, just you watch :^)

Most people in this thread have more than 10k bro, a good amount of people more than 50k.

This. This is why Jersey is basically mini countries like Jersey-Citistan, and Fort LeeChang, and so forth.

choice between normies and schizos, I don't mind some more schizos 2bh
the problem is that a lot of drugs like that turn people really soft, they became empathetic and optimistic to a fault

I have had an empty property next to me for 4 years. Some Asian sitting on it.

inflation is good for debtors

Gotta wait until next year. In the US, government is being jewish and helping the slumlords survive. In Canada, the mafia is propping up the real estate market and despite more than 50-70% reduction in sale volume, nobody's reducing prices anywhere in the fucking country, with experts predicting a mere 5% dip maximum.

I've made a decent amount of money buying and selling Tesla. But Options on Tesla scare me. Could easily get btfo.

Congrats on your extra chromosomes, bro.

Fuck off Chang, I don’t give a shit what your excuse is. You’ve priced young Britons out of the housing market pretty much permanently. It’d be cheaper for me to go to America, get citizenship, but a decent sized house, and move there permanently than it would be for me to find a 2 bed flat in my home city.
Foreign property purchases should be illegal.