>Greatest oil crisis in history >Greatest debt crisis in history >Greatest unemployment in history >Largest stimulus in history >Stocks almost all time high *sips*
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Genius! If we just have magnets pull up the stock market, it could never go down!
Noah Anderson
Am I retarded for thinking about longing chinese Solar energy next week? Now that chinks have experienced what clean air is like maybe they'll get more interest in renewable energy? Im just an idiot idk
i see you post this shitty wojak every day, attaching an overused meme to a news article doesn't make it relevant to the stock market
Ryder Edwards
I genuinely don't understand how so much of america lives paycheck to paycheck. I have like 5 years worth of savings and I'm only 30. People and companies alike need to learn the hard lesson of having a rainy day fund.
Dylan King
same. but then again im making $34 an hour
Lucas Green
>I fucked up with my money >idiots like you Fren, it was never your money in the first place >how's the SOXL treating you? I can't complain. Before the dump most of my stack was in cash and crypto cuz even though I could never predict the magnitude of it, all the macro signs were pointing toward a dump. Not one to waste a catastrophe I've been buying in pretty steadily. I'm still mostly in cash since it seems implausibly optimistic he damage from the virus doesn't catch up to the market in a bad way. The rally is still in an uptrend though it did get shaky this week but my stops are in right under the last low so if things change I'll get right out. Got a bunch of puts generating cash so none of my stack stays idle and I buy in a grand or so every day. I think I'm decently prepared for whatever happens.
Nathaniel Williams
Imagine if you don't live in America (or western country), youre not wondering if you have a home, youre wondering if you have food.
>only one person uses red wojaks >6% forbearance on mortgages is a nothing burger Fuck off
Austin Russell
HAHAHA WE'RE SO FUCKED RIP MY SAVINGS AND INVESTEMENTS
Are you the 3x levered etf shill too? The guy who was talking about backtesting them etc
Austin Martinez
Would it be smart to sell OTM weekly covered calls on Ford for like the next year
Ian Adams
as much as I want to believe in a v-shaped recovery, it's incredibly unlikely and the fact that we are about to get fucked senseless by this market scares me more every day
its because they keep having fucking kids. the failure of sex ed in this country has created so many problems. if we just had accurate sex ed., and the government subsidized birth control, we'd save so much fucking money longterm. all these fucking morons that keep pumping out kids. then they cant pay the mortgage one day, because they were living paycheck to paycheck, because they had 4 fucking kids when they were making $60,000 a year. back when i was in uni, i took a class about "Gender and Race in Latin America." our prof was talking about how life was stacked against the lives of people in these areas and blah blah blah. we had to read this article about this man who was only paid 10 cents an hour during manual labor, and he had 12 fucking kids.
Adrian Price
Whos going to buy them?
Oliver Young
you spend $600 on one hundred shares in a zombie company, so you can make $6 selling calls? not much of a game plan, old boy.
Austin Rogers
I can't even go through the catalog without disgusting roasties being posted. Makes me want to puke my fucking liver out. With this out of the way- WTF happens if we go into deflation and inflation afterwards?
Chase Watson
Yep. Simulated 2x and 3x S&P/Dow/sector-based ETFs including slippage, fees, decay, the whole bit have been backtested to the 1800s and even through the worst of times like the Great Depression, Black Monday, the GFC, etc. have still utterly crushed market returns. SSO, the 2x ETF based on the S&P existed before the GFC in 2008 and had you bought it at the top just before the crash you still would have beaten the underlying. Volatility decay is real and certainly relevant especially for commodity based ETFs but for index and sector equity based funds it's much less of an issue in the long term. I posted several times going into the Covid19 dump that I would come out profitable and that I would be sure to post no matter what and I intend to keep that promise. So far so good.
Kevin Reed
I dunno, I’m a poorfag looking for a stock to try this strategy on longterm
